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This is a spin-off of the story 'He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me', Book One of 'The Tales of a Royal Lunatic' Crown Prince Christopher of the vampire race has had his fair share of bad luck. His first love was murdered, he is next in line for a kingdom that he doesn't want and a rebel organization is out to kill the one thing in the world that could make him happy. But now you can add a mate that has mysteriously been blocked from him and a werewolf prince that holds a large grudge. Will Christopher ever find out who his true mate is? Will he be able to protect her? Will he be able to HANDLE her? I guess time will tell :)

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"You guys make an adorable couple, even if he's an arrogant, cocky idiot who doesn't know that his true capability is 100% downwards from his assumed capability." What was meant to be sent to Fleur Dream's best friend, Jackie Heart, was sent to Jeremy McGinn -- the boy who Fleur was describing. The email sparks the beginning of a humorous quarrel-cum-"loving"-series-of-emails between two fighters.

Lily is 16 years old, it's her prom night and she's dying. Determined to have a good time Lily forgets her childhood dream, the one where she dies on her prom night. Despite the hints dropped all evening Lily forgets she's even dying. This could be the best, the worst, or the last night of her life...

Jokes, riddles, mind teasers, genuinely tragic stuff about life. Enjoy!

Belle Wilkes is miserable living in her small town in the south. Unlike her family and friends, she actually wants to make something out of her self, and she isn't content with what her family considers 'normal life' after graduation. When an acceptance letter from Stanford University arrives, Belle leaves her town behind and flies to California to further her education. Sadly, Belle soon realizes that life at Stanford isn't as easy as she thought it would be. Two guys from completely different worlds make their way into her heart, her roommate treats her like trash, and on top of that, she chooses the class taught by the hardest teacher at school. Will Belle give up and go home, or will she actually fight for what she wants? Read on to find out! ~Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. Nelson Mandela~

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Angelica Ramanos is the daughter of a rich Spanish nobleman. Until she has to choose her family over herself, and throws herself to the mercy of a pirate. All, in all a bad day. But if he was normal that would be different. There is only one word for English pirate Captain Thomas Eyston; INSANE!! He throws himself off the boat at full sail, just to feel the water; he hangs upside down on the mass while looking through his telescope, and what is with the crazy inventions he makes? He is crazy! But what happens when she starts to find his insanity endearing, and what happens when she finds out the reason for his insanity? But more importantly can she bring him out of his madness? And what happens when he finds a weapon that makes a king fall to his knees in submission?

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3 men died and went up to heaven. The guy at the gate said "The better you were to your wife, the better kind of car you'll get." The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari. The second man fought with his wife so he got a broken down car. The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter. One day the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. He asked him, "Why are you crying?" He answered, "I just saw my wife on roller skates."

Zeya always thought she was different, an outcast. Until a cute boy shows up in her dreams and in her school. She tries her best to ignore him, but he's more important than she knows. He's watching out for her, not stalking her. One day he saves her from Shadows Corp, an organization that wants her for the power she didn't know she had. Caleb introduces her to Lilah and Ace. There the only four who can save the world from Shadows Corp. They find out Shadows Corp is looking for three different pieces of an object, and when there combined all hell will break lose. So they go on a journey battling vampires, werewolves, traitors, their feelings and much more. Will this group of teens be able to save the world without killing each other first? Will the safety of the world be SAFE in the hands of these kids?

It's these 2 families that go on a Nasty Cruz with each other the 2 families Hate each other.

Creaky old house - check. Strange and unexplainable occurrences - check. Handsome boy that lives in the mirror? - CHECK. Cassandra Reynolds is finally living a dream, her family has moved to London so she could study to be a writer at one of the best schools in the world. Everything is wonderful, until she discovers that her house is haunted. And not only is her house haunted, but by a young man that died in 1940. What is a girl to do with ghost? Well we'll just have to wait and see...

Who is that sexy beast? Oh wait I pressed on my own profile. Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason you need medicine. A certain darkness is needed to see the stars.