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A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor said no to all his questions. Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy. After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? The professor said no. Sailor: "Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

Belle Wilkes is miserable living in her small town in the south. Unlike her family and friends, she actually wants to make something out of her self, and she isn't content with what her family considers 'normal life' after graduation. When an acceptance letter from Stanford University arrives, Belle leaves her town behind and flies to California to further her education. Sadly, Belle soon realizes that life at Stanford isn't as easy as she thought it would be. Two guys from completely different worlds make their way into her heart, her roommate treats her like trash, and on top of that, she chooses the class taught by the hardest teacher at school. Will Belle give up and go home, or will she actually fight for what she wants? Read on to find out! ~Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. Nelson Mandela~

If you had asked Emma Watson ten years ago what her life would be like at twenty-four, chances are her answer would not have included the words "single", "living at home", or "boring job". Meet twenty-four-year-old Emma Watson who is back home for the summer, recently graduated from Harvard with a B.A. in English Lit. Perfect, except her life is nothing like what she expected it to be. And just when she thought things couldn't get more depressing, there's her crazy family to deal with and her friends from high school who are just as lost with their lives as she is with hers... this is the summer Emma will discover herself with a little help from Gandhi and a young man who may, or may not, be boyfriend material.

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Creaky old house - check. Strange and unexplainable occurrences - check. Handsome boy that lives in the mirror? - CHECK. Cassandra Reynolds is finally living a dream, her family has moved to London so she could study to be a writer at one of the best schools in the world. Everything is wonderful, until she discovers that her house is haunted. And not only is her house haunted, but by a young man that died in 1940. What is a girl to do with ghost? Well we'll just have to wait and see...

To Leah Colloway, sarcasm and anger are like her second language. She's extremely blunt and yet, she's satisfied with the two true friends that she has. But her life is anything but okay, and at the moment, she's broke and desperate for a job. Enter Joel Aldridge. Joel is everything Leah's not: friendly, rich, popular and tall. So when the two clash, they're both drawn into a whirlwind of trouble, chaos, and maybe even an unlikely friendship bound to blossom into something more. But when Leah's problems at home and with money start catching up to her, she finds herself getting tangled in her intricate web of lies, having no way to get out of her mess without a miracle.

This is a bunch of 'How to's that is GUARANTEED to make you laugh! :D

Jokes, riddles, mind teasers, genuinely tragic stuff about life. Enjoy!

It's these 2 families that go on a Nasty Cruz with each other the 2 families Hate each other.

Lily is 16 years old, it's her prom night and she's dying. Determined to have a good time Lily forgets her childhood dream, the one where she dies on her prom night. Despite the hints dropped all evening Lily forgets she's even dying. This could be the best, the worst, or the last night of her life...

Hi Maya you're in the year 2099. There fill out this paperwork and I'll be back in 10 hours.

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He lunged for the girl, unwary of the danger he was putting himself in. The girl´s eyes dilated in fear which gave a twisted shock of pleasure to him, one sick crunch and she was dead, he didn´t even want to feed on her or even touch her more than necessary. He dragged the body to a dumpster and went off in search of Candace again. After all, he had done this before, stalking innocent and some not so innocent girls and then killing them without a second thought. All in vain to forget that voice, those laughs haunting his mind, that strawberry smell of her attacking his senses. Always.

Who is that sexy beast? Oh wait I pressed on my own profile. Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason you need medicine. A certain darkness is needed to see the stars.