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It's these 2 families that go on a Nasty Cruz with each other the 2 families Hate each other.

3 men died and went up to heaven. The guy at the gate said "The better you were to your wife, the better kind of car you'll get." The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari. The second man fought with his wife so he got a broken down car. The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter. One day the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. He asked him, "Why are you crying?" He answered, "I just saw my wife on roller skates."

To Leah Colloway, sarcasm and anger are like her second language. She's extremely blunt and yet, she's satisfied with the two true friends that she has. But her life is anything but okay, and at the moment, she's broke and desperate for a job. Enter Joel Aldridge. Joel is everything Leah's not: friendly, rich, popular and tall. So when the two clash, they're both drawn into a whirlwind of trouble, chaos, and maybe even an unlikely friendship bound to blossom into something more. But when Leah's problems at home and with money start catching up to her, she finds herself getting tangled in her intricate web of lies, having no way to get out of her mess without a miracle.

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If you had asked Emma Watson ten years ago what her life would be like at twenty-four, chances are her answer would not have included the words "single", "living at home", or "boring job". Meet twenty-four-year-old Emma Watson who is back home for the summer, recently graduated from Harvard with a B.A. in English Lit. Perfect, except her life is nothing like what she expected it to be. And just when she thought things couldn't get more depressing, there's her crazy family to deal with and her friends from high school who are just as lost with their lives as she is with hers... this is the summer Emma will discover herself with a little help from Gandhi and a young man who may, or may not, be boyfriend material.

Belle Wilkes is miserable living in her small town in the south. Unlike her family and friends, she actually wants to make something out of her self, and she isn't content with what her family considers 'normal life' after graduation. When an acceptance letter from Stanford University arrives, Belle leaves her town behind and flies to California to further her education. Sadly, Belle soon realizes that life at Stanford isn't as easy as she thought it would be. Two guys from completely different worlds make their way into her heart, her roommate treats her like trash, and on top of that, she chooses the class taught by the hardest teacher at school. Will Belle give up and go home, or will she actually fight for what she wants? Read on to find out! ~Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. Nelson Mandela~

He lunged for the girl, unwary of the danger he was putting himself in. The girl´s eyes dilated in fear which gave a twisted shock of pleasure to him, one sick crunch and she was dead, he didn´t even want to feed on her or even touch her more than necessary. He dragged the body to a dumpster and went off in search of Candace again. After all, he had done this before, stalking innocent and some not so innocent girls and then killing them without a second thought. All in vain to forget that voice, those laughs haunting his mind, that strawberry smell of her attacking his senses. Always.

Creaky old house - check. Strange and unexplainable occurrences - check. Handsome boy that lives in the mirror? - CHECK. Cassandra Reynolds is finally living a dream, her family has moved to London so she could study to be a writer at one of the best schools in the world. Everything is wonderful, until she discovers that her house is haunted. And not only is her house haunted, but by a young man that died in 1940. What is a girl to do with ghost? Well we'll just have to wait and see...

Who is that sexy beast? Oh wait I pressed on my own profile. Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason you need medicine. A certain darkness is needed to see the stars.

Zeya always thought she was different, an outcast. Until a cute boy shows up in her dreams and in her school. She tries her best to ignore him, but he's more important than she knows. He's watching out for her, not stalking her. One day he saves her from Shadows Corp, an organization that wants her for the power she didn't know she had. Caleb introduces her to Lilah and Ace. There the only four who can save the world from Shadows Corp. They find out Shadows Corp is looking for three different pieces of an object, and when there combined all hell will break lose. So they go on a journey battling vampires, werewolves, traitors, their feelings and much more. Will this group of teens be able to save the world without killing each other first? Will the safety of the world be SAFE in the hands of these kids?

This is a spin-off of the story 'He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me', Book One of 'The Tales of a Royal Lunatic' Crown Prince Christopher of the vampire race has had his fair share of bad luck. His first love was murdered, he is next in line for a kingdom that he doesn't want and a rebel organization is out to kill the one thing in the world that could make him happy. But now you can add a mate that has mysteriously been blocked from him and a werewolf prince that holds a large grudge. Will Christopher ever find out who his true mate is? Will he be able to protect her? Will he be able to HANDLE her? I guess time will tell :)

Angelica Ramanos is the daughter of a rich Spanish nobleman. Until she has to choose her family over herself, and throws herself to the mercy of a pirate. All, in all a bad day. But if he was normal that would be different. There is only one word for English pirate Captain Thomas Eyston; INSANE!! He throws himself off the boat at full sail, just to feel the water; he hangs upside down on the mass while looking through his telescope, and what is with the crazy inventions he makes? He is crazy! But what happens when she starts to find his insanity endearing, and what happens when she finds out the reason for his insanity? But more importantly can she bring him out of his madness? And what happens when he finds a weapon that makes a king fall to his knees in submission?

Lily is 16 years old, it's her prom night and she's dying. Determined to have a good time Lily forgets her childhood dream, the one where she dies on her prom night. Despite the hints dropped all evening Lily forgets she's even dying. This could be the best, the worst, or the last night of her life...

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