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I brought up my knee and aimed for his groin but he soon caught it before it touched his special man parts. I soon felt two hands grope my inner thighs to lift me up and my legs instinctly wrapped around his hips. He winked at me, "Kinky." I groaned out of frustration and stuggled to get off him but he plastered me against the wall for the second time that night. I grabbed a fist full of his dark hair but stopped for a moment after realizing how soft it was. He looked up at me and I stared into his blue eyes. For a second, his gaze flickered unto my lips then brought it back to meet my green orbs. "Vixen.." He breathed out, his minty breath fanned my face and I blushed. He leaned closer and closer, my breath hitched and I swallowed a lump. His lips were so close to mine but he pulled back and I frowned. What am I doing? I thought. I let out a defeated sigh and cupped both of his cheeks. I pulled his face towards me and a wave of heat flooded my whole body as I sealed the gap between us. I closed my eyes and a jot of electricity went through me when I realized he had kissed me back. His mouth pressed softly and gently against mine. His lips were soft and inviting. My entire body began to tingle and I forgot about everything. The Anvocs, the ACM, the war that's going on, my father, the next godfather, the world, the whole universe and it's existence! All I can think about is now. The person in front of me. The guy I was supposed to hate. The man who was supposed to kill me. My rival. My mortal enemy. My love...

Money's not a necessity by any means, but it sure would be nice to have a lot of. Comment if you can relate.

You never expected it. You always heard about it but you never truly expected for it to happen to you. The whole best friends cliche. The oldest cliche in the book and yet one of the most complicated cliches in the world. But this isn't your typical cliche, because lets admit it, they are boring in the end. Rachel and Shane are your typical best friends, always have, always will be. They know each other like themselves and maybe even better. But what happens when one single party, one single kiss and one single mistake changes everything? Things will never be the same. Now the question is: Is that a good thing?