Funnieststoryyouwilleverread Stories

*WELCOME TO THE ONE AND ONLY HUMOR BOOK* here, you'll find some humorous or funny things that are inside this little book. hopefully, it'll keep all of you guys entertained and maybe you'll end of with a great laugh, there are relatable memes, jokes and much more!! P.S THERE ARE CURSE WORDS INSIDE!! thank you and enjoy~

|| Completed ||105 Funny Jokes. This is the first book of my 'Banter' series. I just made that up lol. I don't own any of them, so all credit goes to whoever made them up. I just made this purely for your entertainment, so I hope they make you laugh. Enjoy and comment on your favourite jokes. I could dedicate it to you if you want. A.N. I've started posting and dedicating jokes by my readers, so if you have one, feel free to share it/them. You can either message me leave a comment or anything else Xhosaa

Meet Irish Ezaneia Xin Katana Ferrer Lee 17 y/o. She is the type of girl who is boyish. In short para siyang lalaki kung gumalaw, talo niya pa ang kan'yang mga kuya at pinsan dahil kung maglakad ba naman'y siga-siga. Ang palagi din n'yang suot ay suot pang lalaki. Minsan nga, eh, nagtataka na ang mga kuya n'ya at kan'yang mga pinsan dahil sa pagbabago n'ya mula noong dumating s'ya galing United States. Tinanong pa siya ng mga ito sapagkat bakit kung umasal s'ya ay parang lalaki. Lalong-lalo na kung bakit ayaw na n'yang mag-suot ng mga dress. Ngunit ang ang palagi niyang sagot sa mga ito ay: "Mga kuya's, y'all know naman na I don't want to wear dresses like that anymore! especially the pink one! It's disgusting. Kaya, even if you force me, I really don't want to! it ruined my handsome face." She's the ONLY GIRL OF LEE CLAN. Nag-iisa lamang siyang babae sa angkan ng kan'yang ama. Sapagkat, karamihan na mga pinsan niya'y puro mga lalaki maski ang mga nakakatandang kapatid nito ay lalaki rin. Iyong mga parents naman n'ya, lalong-lalo na ang mga lolo, lola, tita at tito nito at iba pa nilang kamag-anak ay napaka-over protective sa kan'ya. Maski nga mga lamok'y ayaw na ayaw nilang ipadapo sa balat n'yang malaporselena. Especially sa mga kuya n'ya at pinsan nito na halos ang turing sa kan'ya'y nag-iisang prinsesa nila. Kaya todo bakod sila kapag mayroon mang magtangkang umakyat ng ligaw dito. Hindi naman sa ayaw nila ngunit gusto lamang nilang makasigurado na hinding-hindi iiyak ang kanilang prinsesa sa maling tao na mamahalin nito. Ngunit paano kung dumating 'yong panahon na malaman n'yang nakatakda na pala s'yang ipakasal ng kan'yang mga magulang? Sabihin na lamang natin na nakilala na n'ya ngunit ang malala lang doon'y sa greatest enemy niya pa na ubod ng kasamaan ang ugali. Ngunit paano rin kung may isang kondisyon s'yang matatanggap? Kaya niya bang mapalambot ang puso ng tinaguriang isang Cold Heartless and Ruthless Mafia Boss? PLAGIRISM IS A CRIME!

In this book there will be exactly what the title says! Also if you have any funny quotes, message me! One of them is, "why did God put hell in my rectum?!"

Tyrone is a calm, likable leader who fights for his friends and doesn't like too much attention, but he can have his crazy moments. Then there's Tasha, a dramatic, hyper, self-centered hippopotamus and pretty much the opposite of Tyrone. Yet they somehow became the power couple of the kindergarten class room, but it took a long way to get there. Join Tasha, Tyrone, and the rest of the Backyardigans in this hilarious, drama-filled first story in the "Keeping Up with the Backyardigans" series.

Jschlatt doesn't bathe and gives everybody fleas

Welcome to a world where common sense is optional and stupidity is in unlimited supply. Brain Cells Sold Separately is a brutally honest collection of real-life disasters, boneheaded decisions, and public trainwrecks that will leave you questioning how some people even survive a day on their own. From reckless parking jobs to drunken public meltdowns, every story captures a new low in human behavior - documented, roasted, and served up with a heavy side of sarcasm. Welcome to the shallow end of the gene pool.

Brone is having a bad day. All he wanted was some milk. And it turns into a whole adventure.

Need something to cheer you up? Read and laugh your hijab or head off!

6# in the LIVES Series ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We're here to give them a happily ever after!

A parody to "If I Stay" Tamia works at her family's video store. Ever since she was a little girl she wanted to be an actress and become a famous performer. But being border line obese made her dream seem unreal. Still she stays optimistic because her small town was hosting a talent show. She saw this as an opportunity. Everything seems to go well until tragedy strikes!

I mean is there really anything to say?..... It all in the title.

hello! this is my message board and it may be a bit lame cause I'm not very good at this but if you find mine lame just go over to Drakes(-_-)...he'll be happy to have ya.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Love; isn't it beautiful? Well, I'm here to break your heart. Literally. With these comedic cliches stories, you'll never see these the same again. FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND DOWN CLICHES I'VE MISSED!

Xylyn Sanchez Salcedo is a young woman who has been searching for her childhood friend, who she refers to as Kai, for a long time. Until he encountered a man who she thought was her childhood. Nevertheless, is that Kai? Or maybe she's hoping to see her childhood friend again? Will she find her TOTGA? Or is it conceivable that they won't meet until the last? *** "It is your decisions, and not your conditions, that determine your destiny." - Tony Robbins @ AkdaNiCess

BOW DOWN TO ME, I AM GOD.

I wake up to hear the strange sound of clanging and screaming downstairs so I grab a nearby baseball bat and walk downstairs with caution. I see Dipper with forks in his arms which unsettled me. "D-Dipper? Are you okay?" I ask. "Never felt better." His voice didn't sound like his.