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Mischievous man walking to catch his lady

I mean is there really anything to say?..... It all in the title.

Just funny asf?

Ariel's 18th bday isn't so good. none of this is true. fan fiction

Need something to cheer you up? Read and laugh your hijab or head off!

This is just me posting relatable stuff from Tumblr and ranting and raving about 'em! Read if you like to hear people ranting about the most random 'ish!

Ezra, a brave six‑year‑old, and his little sister Elaza live with their hardworking mother, Poupe, in a small yellow house where money is always tight but love is never missing. When Elaza wishes for a real princess birthday cake, Ezra secretly begins saving every coin he can-drawing pictures, helping neighbors, and even working at the local bakery. But when Elaza suddenly gets sick, Ezra must choose between the dream he's been building and the sister he loves. Under the branches of their "Promise Tree," the family learns that real magic isn't in cakes or coins-it's in choosing each other, every time.

My journal

Summer has come once again for the Walrus Pizza gang, known formerly as Walrus Hut. Since joining forces with Pizza Mart, business is booming. So much, that the bosses, Mitchell, Bridget, Lilla, and Ryan, along with the Pizza Mart bosses, are offered a trip to Toronto at the end of the summer to meet with a company that wants to turn Walrus Pizza into a restaurant chain. Along the way, the friends are met with different challenges and adventures. Mitchell struggles to find himself and Lilla's search for true love puts a rift between her and Bridget when they go after the same boy. Can everyone make it until the end of the summer?

Shit be happening and I'm like...nah fam it's lit it's funny it's cool it's lit so like read it cuz...it's a book lol

short story!

"Did you hear that?" whispered Shawn. Stephen struggled to sign with shaky hands 'hear what?' "Wait, Shawn, you heard something?" Henry stuttered fearfully, alerted by Stephens motions. Stephens eyes widened to the size of boulders. 'Zombie' he signed sporadically as he repeated the sign over and over again. "Zombie!" screamed Henry, alerting Shawn that his suspicions were true. But Henry wasn't the only one he alerted with his scream. "Run!" Henry squealed. It all started with unlikely trio of 3 or as most people called them, speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil. The trio are named on the fact that each member has a disability, Shawn is blind, Henry is deaf, Stephen is mute. The trio, even though there is a zombie apocalypse going on, get bullied by the other surviving children. Having all grown up in an orphanage, were given up by their parents for their disabilities . When they met over an incident were a boy in the orphanage had stolen Shawn's walking stick and started hitting him with it, during which Henry and Stephen stood up for him, they became instant friends and took a vow to always be each others eyes, ears, and voice. When they heard (well Shawn and Stephen heard) that a doctor in Sacramento California that specialized in disabilities and curing them, Shawn Stephen and Henry latched up their backpacks for an adventure that includes strange towns, millions of zombies, and maybe unintentionally saving the world.

Have you ever wondered how it's like to be in a chaotic friend group? This book is gonna be full of me and my friends doing random chaotic and idiotic stuff. It might contain bad words so beware.

Brone is having a bad day. All he wanted was some milk. And it turns into a whole adventure.

If you don't like these cliches, then you'll love 'em right after this book. FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LEAVE DOWN ANY CLICHES, I'VE MISSED! RATED PG-13 FOR: -Swearing -Gore -Weirdness -Violence

quotes, books, songs , friend and silly jokes advice , basically a little bit of everything,

Here is a compilation for funny situations that happened in my class. Sometimes I change the story a little or make it exaggerated, but like 99.9% of it is still true and you can see how unique our class is, since we are all sandwiches, and no we do not really cause violence but when I asked my friend for an idea for the title she said "Sandwiches cause violence" and I thought it was really funny so yea. Enjoy! <3 ATTENTION: THIS PICTURE IS NOT TO BE USED BY ANY OTHER PEOPLE!

Amy & Ty from Heartland.