Historias de Funniness

💌 The Secret Admirer By: thewritershrein He was calm chaos - the kind of boy who carried storms in his silence and sunlight in his smile. And she... she was just another girl in the crowd, watching him like he was a dream she wasn't meant to touch. Haseena never spoke to him much. Maybe once or twice, if fate got kind. But her eyes knew every version of him - the boy who ran across the school ground with laughter trailing behind, the boy who sat by the window in the library, lost between pages and thoughts, the boy who never noticed how someone's entire world paused when he passed by. And yet, years later... When life stitched them into the same frame again - as doctor and patient, as strangers with history, somewhere between unspoken words and stolen glances, the truth began to unfold - that even secret admirations leave permanent marks. Because some loves never end. They just hide - quietly, patiently - waiting to be remembered.

They called me the whale of Jefferson High. The girl who ate too much, laughed too loud, and dreamed too big... but everyone said I was too fat to matter. No friends. No support. Not even my father seemed to care. My only loyal companion? My dog. Yeah... my dog had more friends than I did. Enter my cousin-the self-proclaimed "fitness fairy"-who dragged me to the gym. And that's when I met him... my hot, intimidating, ridiculously ripped trainer. He's tall, he's strict, and somehow, he makes my heart race while I sweat like a waterfall. But this isn't just a story about push-ups and protein shakes. It's about surviving high school bullies, hiding dark family secrets, and learning that transformation isn't just about your body... it's about your mind, your heart, and surviving the chaos of life. Will I rise from ridicule to confidence? Will I finally stand up to the people who laughed at me? Or will my secrets-and his-tear us apart before we even start? Humor, heartache, and a little heat. This is my story. And yes... my dog has more personality than half the people at Jefferson High. 🐶❤️

The title says it all. Wattpad kid, read this story. PLEASE I DONT WANT TO READ ANOTHER FANFICTION WHERE Y/N HAS FOURTEEN YEARS OLD AND J-HOPE IS TWENTY ONE. Criticisms, insults of varying severity, and reactions to the most disturbing Wattpad stories Elny has ever read. I don't know how much you'll read from Sofia, but just know that everything she writes is iconic

Vincent thought he knew the world of Classic Adventure-a game he'd grown up playing, memorizing every spell, every corner, every secret. But when the servers shut down, he's offered one final chance: an early-access code to a game unlike anything he's ever seen. Inside, reality bends, magic is alive, and the rules he thought he understood no longer apply. As he navigates a world teeming with danger, mystery, and impossible power, Vincent discovers that every choice carries weight-and that curiosity can be just as deadly as ambition. In a realm where heroes rise, legends are forged, and secrets lurk in every shadow, Vincent must decide: follow the path laid before him, or carve his own-and risk losing everything.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐤𝐥𝐚 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 & 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 Have been sworn enemies for years, all because of a-𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝 Their families can't stand each other's presence leading to humorus and witty battles amongst them. But what will happen when the younger generation of the families who were supposed to carry forward there legacy of animosity end up falling in love with each other? Tropes: Enemies to Lovers Family Rivalry Neighbour Romance Romantic Comedy

Arohi is an introverted topper who minds her own business, speaks only when needed, and dreams of cracking the NDA to serve the nation. Akshay is her complete opposite-an extrovert who talks to everyone, laughs the loudest, and aims to clear NEET to become a doctor. They are academic rivals, always fighting for the first rank, always challenging each other without saying a word. But when fate brings them together in ways they never expected, Arohi starts seeing warmth behind Akshay's loud personality... and Akshay discovers the fierce determination hidden behind Arohi's silence. Two dreams. Two opposites. One unforgettable journey.

✨🕊️🌌 🤍Pesh-e-Lafz🤍 Yeh kahani sirf chaar ladkiyon ki nahi hai... asal me yeh kahani poori duniya ki hai. Ek aisi duniya...jo chamak, shohrat, jazbaat aur khwahishon ke peechhe asal raaste se bhatak chuki hai. Yahan log guzaar rahe hain magar sukoon nahi hain, yahan chehron par muskurahatein hain magar dilon me khali pan hai. Yeh chaar ladkiyan bhi isi bheer ka hissa thi. Kabhi apni marziyon me gum, kabhi ghalat mohabbat ke dhoke me, kabhi rishton ke naam par hone wali khamosh qurbaniyon me. Zindagi ne unhein woh sab dikhaya jo insaan ko tod deta hai... tanhai, dard, ghaltiyan, aur nafs ke haathon shikast. Magar jab insaan har darwaza band hota dekhta hai, tab usey ek darwaza khud-ba-khud khulta mehsoos hota hai... Allah ki taraf lautne ka darwaza. Yeh kahani batati hai ke gumrahi ka safar jitna bhi lamba kyun na ho, agar qadam palat jayein to Rah-e-Hidaya mil hi jati hai. Yeh dastaan un ke liye hai jo samajhte hain ke woh bohot door nikal aaye hain kyun ke Allah se doori kabhi itni zyada nahi hoti ke wapsi mumkin na ho. Aur yaqeen rakhiye... Hidayat sirf raasta nahi, balkay rehmat hoti hai un dilon ke liye jo sach me talash karte hain. Aur yaqeenan... yeh hidayat aur rehmat hai sirf un ke liye jo imaan laate hain. ✨🕊️🌌

A story of teen romance, messy friendships, heartbreaks and love that changes everything...... They said lies don't matter if no one gets hurt. But when the truth came out, it destroyed everything. One lie. One betrayal. And suddenly, Zoey's trust is shattered. Spencer's world is turned upside down. Both broken by the same person who wore the mask of a friend. Now, Zoey and Spencer are left with nothing but the wreckage- and each other. But healing isn't simple. It's messy. It's secrets, confessions, late-night laughter, and the kind of chaos that comes when two broken hearts collide. Friendships don't fade-they just burn brighter when the fakes are gone. And maybe, just maybe... love can grow from the ruins of betrayal. this is my first story so kindly ignore my grammatical errors and please do tell me in comments about my mistakes so i can correct it......

a book full of anime memes and my unfunny humor, hope you like or enjoy the anime memes, stay hydrated and hope to put a smile on your face and brighten up your day!

SECRETLY GREAT When fate whispers, hearts listen... even when the world around them trembles. Rosy never expected a blind date to reshape her path, yet one evening brings her face-to-face with Richard-a man wrapped in mystery, hiding a powerful reality behind the role of a simple driver. Their connection is quiet at first, a soft spark... but it deepens into something neither can ignore, something delicate yet dangerously profound. Across town, the halls of Royalty High mask storms no one sees coming. Olivia, fiery yet fragile in her own way, stands tall against Roman-whose arrogance hides battles of his own. When cruelty sharpens and the world grows heavier, an unexpected warmth appears beside her in Jace, the boy whose silence has always held more care than words. As secrets unravel and emotions swell, each of them must face the truths they've feared: that love can hurt, healing can take time, and real connection demands courage. Softly emotional and quietly dramatic, this story draws readers into a world where every heart is learning, breaking, mending-and daring to hope again.

Lyra, Mika, and Alaska came from different schools, different routines, and different worlds. They never planned to meet, and they definitely never planned to become inseparable. But 12th grade had other ideas. What began as a coincidence slowly turned into late laughs, shared secrets, missed turns, and an unforgettable journey that pulled them closer than they ever expected. Through small adventures and big moments, they discovered that friendship doesn't need perfect planning - it just needs the right people. Their journey was messy, funny, emotional, and completely unplanned. Along the way, they learned about growing up, letting go, and holding on to the people who feel like home. Even when life tried to send them in different directions, their bond refused to fade. This is a story about youth, friendship, and the kind of journey that doesn't end when the trip does - because some connections stay, no matter where life takes you.

hi! this is a forsaken ship wattpad, my first one!!

Before anyone says anything!.......................................................................................................................................... I LIKE THE SHOW OK!!!! Also read the story as we parody the popular? Show that is Gabby's Dollhouse... just a little different

"What should I call you then? Gold-digger?" I ask smirking. "Real original, genius." She taunts shifting in her seat to face me. "At least my grandfather didn't have to go and buy me a wife because no poor soul wanted to marry me." Now it's her turn to give me a mocking grin. "YOU-" My hands clench around the steering-wheel in fury. "You what? Got nothing to say, future husband." She says with a smirk still plastered on her face. I cannot believe I'm about to get married to her. ..................... ..................... Benjamin has everything. From having a promising position in his grandfather's company to a perfect fiancée. His life couldn't have been more perfect. But despite that, there is something missing from his life. What happens when Benjamin's fiancée leaves him with an accusation of a crime he didn't commit. And in the next second, he suddenly finds himself thrown into an unexpected marriage with a complete stranger. Could that stranger be 'The Missing Piece' Benjamin didn't even know he was missing?

Adrienne gets to see her long distance boyfriend what will happen next ?

Aariv Raaj Singh is too soft for the world he belongs to-an international pop idol with a billion-dollar smile, innocent eyes, and a heart as pure as a child's. Loved by billions, protected by none. Aakriti Kapoor is the woman people fear to say no to-ruthless billionaire CEO, temperamental, cold, and dangerous. Power bows to her, men tremble before her... and love has no place in her world. When fate drags her into his life, something breaks inside her. He is playful, shy, unaware of how badly the world wants to ruin him. She is possessive, dark, and willing to burn anyone who dares touch what's hers. She calls him baby. He calls her his safe place. What starts as protection turns into obsession. What begins as curiosity becomes a dangerous, addictive love. Because once Aakriti Kapoor loves... She doesn't love softly. She owns. She destroys. She kills-if needed. And Aariv? He smiles... Because he likes being hers. A dark, intense romance where innocence tempts the devil, and the devil never let's go.

tumse.. ye junoon he ya ghumaan .. aise mujhe tum mile ..tum mile...💗 jaise koi din khile , din khile 💗

im not rlly sure what im doing with my life but this is it

Lex was a basement dwelling, caffeine fueled, MMO junkie with zero real world accomplishments and a level 80 necromancer he was weirdly proud of. One unlucky night, Lex dies, chokes on a chicken nugget while arguing in chat. Lame as hell. Instead of the afterlife he expected, he wakes up as a ghost, tethered to the city he lived in. But something's off. He's now part of the Haunting System, a bizarre LitRPG framework that tracks his XP from tormenting the living, learning ghost powers, and scaring up mischief. His best friend Miles is now stuck dealing with Portland's magical underbelly. Soul harvesting cults, hipster necromancers, vape shop warlocks, and a growing glitch in reality that's swallowing ghosts like corrupted save files. He might be dead, but the game isn't over. It's just getting weird and Lex isn't the only ghost on the leaderboard.

The title pretty much described it but anyways... Ruv/Sarv:lemony dares allowed Selever/Rasazy: romantic dares but no lime/lemon (I included Rasazy because 14 is around when kids start dating any way) No crime dares or hate dares No ultra kinky dares No yandere, it is too sad But ask anything good!