Funny-ish Stories

All Selina wants is to leave her town in London to pursue University in America. Penny, Selina's best friend informs Selina of a snazzy, new competition. Winning prize - £150,000! Could this be the answer to Selina's dilemma? Caleb hates Jeremey Everest with a burning passion. However, it is important to note that Jeremey Everest is in fact dead. After the tragic murder of Jeremey Everest and his older sister Fiona, last year, the lime light is always on the Everest family. Caleb wants to escape this torture. After entering a mysterious competition, Caleb hopes to leave London for good. Competition, hmm? Now, what exactly does that entail? A singing competition you may ask. Or maybe even a dance contest. Caleb and Selina manoeuvre this strange competition and discover that everything is not as it seems.

Welcome to "Life.exe Has Stopped Working" - a collection of independent, no-logic, no-connection chapters written purely to make you laugh. One random topic Zero life lessons (accidentally included sometimes) Maximum relatable damage From alarm clocks that feel personal to Indian parents, food guilt, overthinking, procrastination, and daily struggles we pretend are "character development" - this book doesn't fix your life. It just laughs at it. You can read anytime. Start from any chapter. Laugh, relate, and question your life choices. Warning: May cause sudden laughter, flashbacks, and comments like "BRO THIS IS SO ME 😭" XDDDDDDDDDDD

Vincent thought he knew the world of Classic Adventure-a game he'd grown up playing, memorizing every spell, every corner, every secret. But when the servers shut down, he's offered one final chance: an early-access code to a game unlike anything he's ever seen. Inside, reality bends, magic is alive, and the rules he thought he understood no longer apply. As he navigates a world teeming with danger, mystery, and impossible power, Vincent discovers that every choice carries weight-and that curiosity can be just as deadly as ambition. In a realm where heroes rise, legends are forged, and secrets lurk in every shadow, Vincent must decide: follow the path laid before him, or carve his own-and risk losing everything.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐤𝐥𝐚 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 & 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 Have been sworn enemies for years, all because of a-𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝 Their families can't stand each other's presence leading to humorus and witty battles amongst them. But what will happen when the younger generation of the families who were supposed to carry forward there legacy of animosity end up falling in love with each other? Tropes: Enemies to Lovers Family Rivalry Neighbour Romance Romantic Comedy

true as stories turned into comic strips

✨🕊️🌌 🤍Pesh-e-Lafz🤍 Yeh kahani sirf chaar ladkiyon ki nahi hai... asal me yeh kahani poori duniya ki hai. Ek aisi duniya...jo chamak, shohrat, jazbaat aur khwahishon ke peechhe asal raaste se bhatak chuki hai. Yahan log guzaar rahe hain magar sukoon nahi hain, yahan chehron par muskurahatein hain magar dilon me khali pan hai. Yeh chaar ladkiyan bhi isi bheer ka hissa thi. Kabhi apni marziyon me gum, kabhi ghalat mohabbat ke dhoke me, kabhi rishton ke naam par hone wali khamosh qurbaniyon me. Zindagi ne unhein woh sab dikhaya jo insaan ko tod deta hai... tanhai, dard, ghaltiyan, aur nafs ke haathon shikast. Magar jab insaan har darwaza band hota dekhta hai, tab usey ek darwaza khud-ba-khud khulta mehsoos hota hai... Allah ki taraf lautne ka darwaza. Yeh kahani batati hai ke gumrahi ka safar jitna bhi lamba kyun na ho, agar qadam palat jayein to Rah-e-Hidaya mil hi jati hai. Yeh dastaan un ke liye hai jo samajhte hain ke woh bohot door nikal aaye hain kyun ke Allah se doori kabhi itni zyada nahi hoti ke wapsi mumkin na ho. Aur yaqeen rakhiye... Hidayat sirf raasta nahi, balkay rehmat hoti hai un dilon ke liye jo sach me talash karte hain. Aur yaqeenan... yeh hidayat aur rehmat hai sirf un ke liye jo imaan laate hain. ✨🕊️🌌

Adrienne gets to see her long distance boyfriend what will happen next ?

🌙✨ Destiny Series 3 - "Where destiny blossoms again."✨🌙 "Kuch raastey taqdeer likhti hai... aur kuch log un raaston par bas chalte jaate hain, anjaane mein bhi ek manzil ki taraf." ────── ❃ ────── 🌟✨ The Star and the Blue Lily 🌸💙 "Some stories bloom like stars... and some stars carry the fragrance of a forgotten flower." Gul-e-Sitara - A Flower made of Stars ────── ❃ ────── "Unka jawab toh sun liya... aap ka? Aap ka kya jawab hai... is rishtey ke baare mein?" "Aap ke jawab ka intezaar rahega." ────── ❃ ────── "Phir bhi... I wanted to hear it from you. Mera dil chahta hai ke main tumse sunu. Tumhare lafzon mein." "ji... wo..." "Bas ha ya na, Niloufer. That's enough." "Ha... I accept our proposal." ────── ❃ ────── ✨ Sohail Shaikh: Calm. Clear. A man whose name carries the meaning of stars and moonlight. He does not raise his voice, yet his presence is felt. Not possessive. Only protective. Disciplined, talented, and deeply rooted in faith, Sohail knows more than he says and waits only when it truly matters. 🌸 Niloufer Farooqi: A blue water lily. Rare. Shy. Her belief in love faded when her first marriage broke within family walls. Her shyness is not weakness, nor pretense. She chose silence. Lowered gazes. Stolen glances. A desi Muslim girl who learned to guard her heart without hardening it. ────── ❃ ────── Two souls. Two separate worlds. Never meant to touch. Never meant to belong. But Destiny... Destiny had other plans. It whispered softly: "You were written for each other." ✨ Because some flowers bloom only when stars align. ✨ ────── ❃ ──────

Lex was a basement dwelling, caffeine fueled, MMO junkie with zero real world accomplishments and a level 80 necromancer he was weirdly proud of. One unlucky night, Lex dies, chokes on a chicken nugget while arguing in chat. Lame as hell. Instead of the afterlife he expected, he wakes up as a ghost, tethered to the city he lived in. But something's off. He's now part of the Haunting System, a bizarre LitRPG framework that tracks his XP from tormenting the living, learning ghost powers, and scaring up mischief. His best friend Miles is now stuck dealing with Portland's magical underbelly. Soul harvesting cults, hipster necromancers, vape shop warlocks, and a growing glitch in reality that's swallowing ghosts like corrupted save files. He might be dead, but the game isn't over. It's just getting weird and Lex isn't the only ghost on the leaderboard.

This story I wrote is completely based on romantic fiction. In this story the characters fall in love with each other. But destiny never supports them. The main lead character male (Jun) and the second lead character male (Zain) both want to confess their feelings to their love one but they are afraid of heart breaking. Another side, the main lead character female (Inayath) and the second lead character female ( Ayrah) both are unknown about their feelings, they are ambitious about their career and life. One day both male characters decided to confess their love to them and they don't care what ever goes in the end. After confessing their love to female characters they never thought something happened like this to them. What do you think, what happened with them?

My people, gather here let's discuss ooo. I've been on wattpad for a while now, I think its time for me to create my own rant book. So...let me take you for a ride!

Yaad hun yaa bhool gye??

In the buzzing corridors of School, two very different worlds are about to collide. Praveen Singh - the charming, talented, and effortlessly cool heartthrob who hides his emotions behind a smile and a guitar. Anjali Rathore - the quiet, intelligent girl who believes in dreams, discipline, and staying far away from distractions... But when fate plays its part, classrooms, rooftops, and morning chaos become the stage for something unexpected - friendship, teasing, laughter... and maybe even love. A tale of two families, endless mischief, sweet sibling drama, and school life that's anything but ordinary. Because sometimes, the most unexpected stories begin with a slap, a song, and a bouquet •♡~unexpected love~♡•

They called me the whale of Jefferson High. The girl who ate too much, laughed too loud, and dreamed too big... but everyone said I was too fat to matter. No friends. No support. Not even my father seemed to care. My only loyal companion? My dog. Yeah... my dog had more friends than I did. Enter my cousin-the self-proclaimed "fitness fairy"-who dragged me to the gym. And that's when I met him... my hot, intimidating, ridiculously ripped trainer. He's tall, he's strict, and somehow, he makes my heart race while I sweat like a waterfall. But this isn't just a story about push-ups and protein shakes. It's about surviving high school bullies, hiding dark family secrets, and learning that transformation isn't just about your body... it's about your mind, your heart, and surviving the chaos of life. Will I rise from ridicule to confidence? Will I finally stand up to the people who laughed at me? Or will my secrets-and his-tear us apart before we even start? Humor, heartache, and a little heat. This is my story. And yes... my dog has more personality than half the people at Jefferson High. 🐶❤️

Chapa de silva story Danger force story When Ray's daughter, Stacy, shows up in Swellview, things start to change-especially for Chapa. What begins as tension turns into something neither of them expected. Between secret kisses, late-night cuddles, and questions they're not ready to answer, Stacy and Chapa find themselves tangled in something real. But when you live in a world of danger, powers, and secrets, love might be the strangest thing of all.

*WELCOME TO THE ONE AND ONLY HUMOR BOOK* here, you'll find some humorous or funny things that are inside this little book. hopefully, it'll keep all of you guys entertained and maybe you'll end of with a great laugh, there are relatable memes, jokes and much more!! P.S THERE ARE CURSE WORDS INSIDE!! thank you and enjoy~

Lacey Grey leads the kind of life that typically leads to high school dropouts or worse. With both of her parents mostly out of the picture, she's fighting to maintain the normal life she's always wanted. She gets her chance when she, along with her older brother Jordan, move to a new town across the state of Colorado. Finally she has the opportunity to leave her past behind and live with people who don't know her life story. Jordan introduces her to a new friend group who all seem to like her, with one exception. Miles Thelle is rude, cold, and above all, annoying. When a surprising connection forges their relationship beyond anything Lacey ever wanted, her past threatens to drag her back down and keep her from moving on.

He kills for fun. She weaponises honesty. Together, they make chaos feel romantic (and ruin people recreationally). |-I genuinely can't decide if I want to fuck you... or kill you. -Why not both?| |-Losing, hm? It's not like I haven't been waiting to try...| |If I start bleeding vulnerability... you'll be mopping it up with that precious pride of yours.| The Black Whale. Two chronically bored souls collide. Let the shitshow begin. One ship. Three disasters. Zero emotional stability. (HISOKA SMOKING POT IN CHAPTER 16) "I never meant to be the main character. I was just trying to vibe, vape, and maybe emotionally destabilise a clown or two. But somehow... I became the glue. The prophecy. The mango-scented soul of their existential spiral. If that's not literature, I don't know what is." - Laval the Vaper, former cultist, current icon, future academic citation. ⚠️DISCLAIMER: This story is laced with existential dread and might induce a philosophical crisis. Read at your own discretion. (I don't own the rights to the location, Nen or Hisoka. Credit goes to Yoshihiro Togashi.)

I needed somewhere to channel my crackhead energy so this was created. (I definitely didn't add too many tags. Nope, not at all) ----- Basically just somewhere for the creepypastas to talk+ Y/N. Lots of VERY wholesome moments occur and nobody's sanity is destroyed. None whatsoever. (TikTok and YouTube references because why not?) ----- !COVER ART IS NOT MINE! I just added the text. Also TW for the sensitive hoes. Some swearing. And lots of dank memes.

The title says it all. Wattpad kid, read this story. PLEASE I DONT WANT TO READ ANOTHER FANFICTION WHERE Y/N HAS FOURTEEN YEARS OLD AND J-HOPE IS TWENTY ONE. Criticisms, insults of varying severity, and reactions to the most disturbing Wattpad stories Elny has ever read. I don't know how much you'll read from Sofia, but just know that everything she writes is iconic