Funny-ish Stories

" ඔයා පන්තිභාර ටීචර් මං නසරාණි ළමයෙක්.. කවදාවත් බේරෙන්න ලැබෙන්නෙ නෑ මගෙ වදයෙන්.. ඒ නිසා මට නෑ ඔයාගෙ අවධානෙන් අඩුවක්.. මං දුවන්නෙ නෑ, හෙමීට තෝරගන්න දඬුවම්..." සුදු නෙළුමකට පෙම් බැඳපු නසරාණි නිල් මහනෙල් මලක්!! 💙✨️

"Oye..." "Kya?" "Hum galat ladki utha laye." (We kidnapped the wrong girl.) "...Kya?!" "Haan." "...Toh mujhe ghar chhod doge?" (...So you'll drop me home?) "Haan." (Yes.) "Nahi jaana." (I don't want to go.) "...KYA MATLAB NAHI JAANA?!" (...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?!) "Waise khane mein kya hai?" (By the way... what's for dinner?) Three accidental kidnappers. One girl who refuses to escape. Oops... Wrong Girl! 😂

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 , 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮?"𝐀𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢. "𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮,"𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐭,𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭. "𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝,"𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝,𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤, "𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 " 𝐆𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞'𝐬 ."𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐈𝐭'𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝'𝐬 𝐀𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 ×𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢♡ •𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 •𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲×𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 •𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 . 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐛𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐚𝐧 × 𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐢 ♡ •𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫'𝐬 •𝐢𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲. •𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐝 𝐲𝐡𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐲𝐚.. 𝐏𝐢𝐲𝐮𝐬𝐡 × 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚 ♡ •𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 •𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐥×𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 •𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 love.

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

Meet Dawn 😐🖤 🔗😈🧠 and Faye 😋🎀 🌸💥🧠 The human versions of caffeinated raccoons with poor impulse control. Currently monetizing a haunted apartment. Most people run from haunted apartments. Dawn and Faye moved in on purpose. After getting evicted (for reasons that may or may not involve a séance, a fire alarm, and a oujia board), the twins find the perfect place: Room 404, Marlow Apartments. It has a certain reputation... Tenants don't stay. Lights flicker. Walls bleed. Something whispers at exactly 3:17 a.m. The ghosts expect screaming. Panic. Maybe tears. What they get instead is a camera in their face and: "Wait-can you do that again but slower? The lighting was bad." Within days, the haunting is no longer a tragedy. It's content. And when Dawn and Faye launch Ghost Hunters Inc., a paranormal investigation channel that treats actual spirits like mildly inconvenient coworkers, things spiral out of control faster than anyone-living or dead-can handle. Viewer discretion is advised. Not because of the ghosts. But because of the chaotic twins who are determined to turn everything into content and monetization. Could you handle them?

Sisterwoven 🩵🤍 Once, we were inseparable. She was my little shadow, and I was her whole world. We fought over silly things, laughed over nothing, and shared every little secret. We loved each other more than words could ever explain. Then someone came into our lives. Slowly, misunderstandings grew between us. The laughter faded, the conversations became fewer, and the bond that once felt unbreakable began to crack. But deep inside, the love was still there. Because sometimes, people can come between two hearts-but they cannot completely erase the love that was woven into them from childhood.

This is a story of my precious friend Ehsan that I see as my brother. It all starts with one beautiful evening in Venice that changes it all

Hello. Welcome to my world-where hatred is inherited and competition is compulsory. Aayu and Samay have been rivals since childhood, thanks to a broken friendship between their parents that turned two families into enemies. Living next door only makes it worse-every exam, every achievement, every moment is a battle. When Samay chooses science, Aayu is forced to follow, leaving behind her own dreams just to prove she's better than him. But as their rivalry grows, so do the questions. What if the person she hates the most... is the only one who truly understands her? And what if winning against him isn't really winning at all? #3 Funniest #2rivels

Building on the legacy of Classic Adventure, there was no way One Time Mage could flop. With even deeper immersion, human-like AI, a fantastic world, and rich storybuilding, it was the game meant to carry the next generation of full-dive gaming. Vincent, better known as BakingTray, expected nothing less than the best. And they delivered. But after a series of unfortunate events, the world begins to shift, dragging him into a storyline he never wished to be part of. Now, he just has to make sure he doesn't lose his mind.

🌙✨ Destiny Series 3 - "Where destiny blossoms again."✨🌙 "Kuch raastey taqdeer likhti hai... aur kuch log un raaston par bas chalte jaate hain, anjaane mein bhi ek manzil ki taraf." ────── ❃ ────── 🌟✨ The Star and the Blue Lily 🌸💙 "Some stories bloom like stars... and some stars carry the fragrance of a forgotten flower." Gul-e-Sitara - A Flower made of Stars ────── ❃ ────── "Unka jawab toh sun liya... aap ka? Aap ka kya jawab hai... is rishtey ke baare mein?" "Aap ke jawab ka intezaar rahega." ────── ❃ ────── "Phir bhi... I wanted to hear it from you. Mera dil chahta hai ke main tumse sunu. Tumhare lafzon mein." "ji... wo..." "Bas ha ya na, Niloufer. That's enough." "Ha... I accept our proposal." ────── ❃ ────── ✨ Sohail Shaikh: Calm. Clear. A man whose name carries the meaning of stars and moonlight. He does not raise his voice, yet his presence is felt. Not possessive. Only protective. Disciplined, talented, and deeply rooted in faith, Sohail knows more than he says and waits only when it truly matters. 🌸 Niloufer Farooqi: A blue water lily. Rare. Shy. Her belief in love faded when her first marriage broke within family walls. Her shyness is not weakness, nor pretense. She chose silence. Lowered gazes. Stolen glances. A desi Muslim girl who learned to guard her heart without hardening it. ────── ❃ ────── Two souls. Two separate worlds. Never meant to touch. Never meant to belong. But Destiny... Destiny had other plans. It whispered softly: "You were written for each other." ✨ Because some flowers bloom only when stars align. ✨ ────── ❃ ────── ⚠️Capters are long, around 10000 words each. read when you gave the time and patience to enjoy them properly.

When brilliant but grief-stricken scientist Dr. Aiden Cole is sent to investigate a mysterious signal from the alien world of Aetheria, he discovers an ancient power that could save Earth's dying civilization. But when ruthless OmniCore director Adrian Voss seeks to seize that power at any cost, Aiden must uncover the truth behind a forgotten civilization and stop him before both Earth and Aetheria are destroyed forever.

Before anyone says anything!.......................................................................................................................................... I LIKE THE SHOW OK!!!! Also read the story as we parody the popular? Show that is Gabby's Dollhouse... just a little different

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wo mera hai by nimra ahmed 🌺🫧 wo mera hai aik funny choti si novel hai jo mashoor pakistani novelist nimrah ahmed ne likhi hai. kahani hani naam ki ek ladki ke gird gum ti hai usse ek ladke par shak hota hai ke wo ek terrisost hai lekin wo bas uska shak hota hai wo aur uski cousin nageen dono uus par investigation karti hain aur har baar fail hojati hai maine isse roman urdu mai isliye translate kia hai taki isse log acche se samjhe aur jin ko urdu nhi aati lekin urdu novels padh ne ka shouk hota hai wo inhe padh sakte hai author ke bare main 📚📜📒 nimra ahmed, 9 September 1990 ko bhakkar, pakistan mai paida hui thi. wo ek mashoor novel writer hai unhone 16 saal ki umar mai apna phela novel mere khwaab mere jugnu publish kia tha aur master's degree in english hasil karne ke baad unhone writing ko apna career bana liya, unke mashoor novels hai jaise jannat ke patay namal, mushaf, mala aur bohot sare shamil hai

အညာသားနဲ့မြို့သားတို့ရဲ့love story.

Digging though some ancient texts in the back room of my hometown library, I came upon this old gem. Most of us are familiar with the modern adaptations of this story but I think that it is worth revisiting the text in its original form as published in the late 1350s. It's such a classic that shaped the literary landscape of its time inspiring the words of Chaucer and even Martin Luther. We often forget that this story was in such high demand that the publishers (this was before such modern convinces as the printing press mind you) switched to a new fast drying form of ink in order to get copies printed and distributed faster. This is known to be directly linked to the great fire of 1358 that threatened to consume what is now Southampton due to the highly volatile nature of the inks used and devastated the local wool industry for nearly a decade. I took great pleasure in transcribing the faded words of this old musty book and I sincerely hope those who chose to read receive similar pleasure in soaking in the source material of one of pop culture's favorite heroes. Since I'm transcribing not writing, expect a fairly short wait between uploads. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Based on MCU Spiderman (Tom Holland) *Inspired by Sanspants radio's "Plumbing the Death Star" episode "How would Spider-Man Deal with Being in the Middle-Ages?" published July 8, 2018. sanspantsradio.com

since 2025 i was creating this book now im finnished

Welcomed back to another rounds of wacky Memes, bad jokes and stupid questions, this time a little differently. This time we will be more interactive. More funny. More cringy. More chatroomy. More....aaa....I will find more words later. And this time with short funny real life stories. Achievements: 28/03/2019- #1 beingIndian Why are you still here? There's nothing else to say, it's just a stupid book. Just enjoy. Go now.

Divorce

In this romance, action, comedy, and everything you could ever want in a series, go on the adventures of three best friends Ivy, Jekai, and Sye. Who are also all witches, even if they may not know it yet. (May be based on a true story)