Funnyaf Stories

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Jai and Nia have beef. Deep beef. Like "throw hands at your granny's cookout" kind of beef. Their families been rivals since forever Nia's dad was the one who snitched that landed Jai's brother in prison. So when Nia crashes her beat-up car into Jai's auto shop and leaves a nasty Yelp review calling him a "jailhouse grease monkey," it's war. But fate (and a petty court order) forces them to work together on a community service project: building a neighborhood youth center to keep kids off the streets. As they throw jabs, insults, and lowkey flirtatious shade, old secrets start unraveling: we will see...... follow and share 🤎

WARNING!!!!! Very funny..... and I will be updating this.... VERY often. You have been warned..... ENJOY!!!!! Mainly memes. :p

Offset and Cardi B meme

"Hey princess!" The arrogant guy called out. I turned around with a scowl plastered on my face, "What?" I snapped. He grinned. "Stay pretty for me, yeah?"

Essentially I will be including two jokes in one chapter. one skeleton joke and one normal joke or riddle or some fun fact or a You just realized. Have fun!

I'm forever stuck in the Hetalia fandom (cause once you enter Hell, there's no way out) As the name says this is Hetalia Pictures! ~None of these belong to me!~

y'all idk any more I'm bored, I'm tired, I'm gonna try something Btw I really want to get that tattoo once I'm old enough to get it quotes, rants, chatting, my *nonexistent* love life, crushes ✨life's fun✨

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After being homeschooled his whole life, Jett attends freshman year of high school and regrets going to the "fucked up" school named sarandra

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✟WELCOME TO MY BOOK OF DRAWINGS where I just draw doodles and stuff. There will be a lot of midnightmass and fnf fanart. So be prepared to cringe...⚠️haha you have been warned~⚠️♡~✟ ((((ON HIATUS))))

"what the fuck is that?" "a garden gnome." luna, a girl who just wants to have fun and party. and gregory, a homebody boy who finds comfort on reading books. as neighbors they've always just ignored each other growing up, but now as luna begins to struggle paying the bills of her childhood home and has to run to gregory for help, how will things turn out? cameron dallas as gregory sarah baska as luna

NIALL IS A FUCK BOII

This is a Hetalia fanfiction featuring my three oc's. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. Warning: There will be cussing and slight yaoi.

Me, Madelyn, a 13-year-old girl who has all the drama in the world weighing on her shoulders. Learn about my friends, family, crush, enemies, and my DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRETS! Oh yeah, and I'm a depressed potato.

Sam and Tim are random players in prop-hunt that contacted Mark and Jack over Skype as well as their cousin Dots. They put on fake accents and "call" into the boner-cast. During the game play they mess around with their Dads and in the end they reveal themselves. Yes, I had to use this picture for the cover. It was too perfect to not use. May be a bit Mature.

Leo is a shy, quiet, introverted bisexual who has had a difficult time coming to terms with her sexuality. Jamie is an outgoing lesbian who is loud and outspoken and makes way too many inappropriate jokes. They have never met but that's about to change... At Leo's, cousins wedding they both find themselves on the singles table. Leo's cousin is hoping that Leo will find somebody to love her after she has spent all of her life alone and Jamie's has just gotten out of a bad relationship. See how these two complete opposites become unlikely friends and help them out of difficult situations in both of their lives Hey so this is an idea that my delightful girlfriend Jade thought of so we decided to work on it together. She would come up with the ideas and I will create it. I hope you guys like it just as much as we do.

I suck at descriptions so please just read at your own risk!!

no irl ones sorry and you can still ask questions to me