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Everyone knows Y/N is cute. Everyone knows Y/N is rich. But no one talks about the collateral damage. These are the short, unhinged stories of the side characters just trying to survive her dramatic love life, billionaire boyfriend disasters, and medical emergencies that aren't real emergencies. Each chapter is a new scenario of "why is this my problem." This is our story, the innocent bystanders who keep getting run over by her dramatic life. From hospital wards she buys out for a paper-cut to private jets blocking the street because she "felt sad," these short stories follow the poor side characters stuck living in her cinematic universe. Pray for us.

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After Goofy has gone through a painful breakup with Clarabelle the Cow, Goofy goes to a gay strip club with Mickey, Donald and Winnie the Pooh he meets Bugs Bunny on a pole and thought he was the sexiest thing there. What will happen when Bugs takes him to bed.

Me, Madelyn, a 13-year-old girl who has all the drama in the world weighing on her shoulders. Learn about my friends, family, crush, enemies, and my DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRETS! Oh yeah, and I'm a depressed potato.

My life is done. Get wrecked. Anyway just look.

Star signs... I'm one of the weird people who are obsessed with those kind of stuff. I've been looking at memes for like 2 years now, and I've decided to put all my favorites and all the best ones in this "book". Some I've made up, but most of them I've gotten from Pinterest. Trust me you will laugh, this is hilarious af. Enjoy reading!! ❤ Btw I'm a cancer ;)

This is a Hetalia fanfiction featuring my three oc's. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. Warning: There will be cussing and slight yaoi.

The love story of a guy, his car, and nothing else really. Prepare for some realistic humor, and a half decent quirky plot. Jake is a weird guy. He looks like a normal kid, but he's different. As a toddler while Every boy would watch Kung Fu Panda or Shrek, he would be glued to the movie Cars, EVERYDAY. as a 13 year old, he never fantasied about girls or the hottest girl in his class unlike every other puberty hitting boy, but he did fantasize about turbochargers and driving cars. Now he's 17, and it's time for him to buy his first car. Whats he gonna buy? And will his attention to women ever change? Who the hell knows, read the story!

All my own written imagines starting with ones I thought up about me and harry , my friends and their preferences , and I do take requests so message me on here include your boy ,place and sweet/dirty/both ok! NO I do NOT take beleiber imagines! No hate ok . Yes I am a Harry girl if it wasn't apparent

you get fucked by Andrew Garfeild

no irl ones sorry and you can still ask questions to me

The game is we say a sentence then pass the ball to who ever we want to then they say a sentence to build on the story. This whole book is based on an audio recording I made with my friends at lunch time (yes they gave their consent to have this added onto wattpad). There are a few inside jokes but I will explain them along the way. It's written in a script format because it's quoted from what we actually said, although some things are cut out when we got off topic. Hope you enjoy :)

Books. I will give u books that u should read. Like literally read them! Ok not forcing u but love you hehehehehehehehehe!

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im good at annoying people so why not. XD. im also very bored so yeah. ._.

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exactly what the story name says

Sam and Tim are random players in prop-hunt that contacted Mark and Jack over Skype as well as their cousin Dots. They put on fake accents and "call" into the boner-cast. During the game play they mess around with their Dads and in the end they reveal themselves. Yes, I had to use this picture for the cover. It was too perfect to not use. May be a bit Mature.