Funnyasf Stories

"What. The. Fuck." "What is that thing!!!" "I can't believe I'm about to say this but....I think it's a zombie" "A what???" " I know how it sounds but as hard as it is to believe we gotta go now!!" So here we go....going out into the world hearing the screams for help from the innocent people getting turned into those... Things.... I never thought this day would come. Shivers ran up my spine as I ran.... Running away from them....now all that's left....is the.... Whispers Of The Dead....flowing away in the wind.... What do you think will happen when fifth harmony is caught up in the middle of a zombie apocalypse with zombies over running every city, every inch, every corner, my one question to you is..... Will they survive?? Read to find out!! Story was given to me by @SingingIzLife she discontinued it and I wanna keep it going it'll be lit I promise!!! DOPE ASS COVER BY: @GreatWalzOfChina FOLLOW HER!!

A story about a big family it's a reality TV BOok show doe so...yeaaa stay tuned❤️❤️

*Sigh* Wtf have we made.

This book is not innocent. It includes bad language, and sexual content but still enjoy!!

These are funny asf- XD

LMAOAAOAOOO this story is a joke and is 100% satire. 👍 I made this bc I simply want to annoy my classmates. it's based off two of my very sus classmates btw LOL in a silly goofy mood yk 🤪🤪💅

just read it...some of you might like it, some of you wont. I just did this for fun!! 😜😝😉

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My book of a bunch of funny and nonsense bullshit xD just enjoy

天ぷら猫との生活のスライス! Is a story about a scientist (kutssu)and a cat(mittsu) that can talk and annoys kutssu (the scientist).

Candice (or Candy for short) has a life worth talking about. Just when you think things can't get worse, they do. With an more than interesting family and friends that always keep her on her toes, the 16 year old Candy has some serious problems going on in her life. Not only does her good for nothing father sell dope on the low, but he also abuses her mother, and if that isn't enough to deal with, Greyson (her boyfriend) is putting her through emotional hell at school and everywhere else! To top it all off, her friends are going through their own little mess. Things can't get much worse!! Or can they... Based on actual events.

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A simple nerd,who dresses pathetically,doesn't wear makeup,gets super high grades and doesn't really have friends,except one girl;meghan. meghan's the only one who actually talks to the nerd,they hang out sometimes but meghan doesn't want to be seen with her in public:-( The nerds name is Emythest Ruby Brooke. Emythest has a deep crush on cameron,the leader of populars in their school,cameron is calm,brave,courageous...while emythest is scared,weak and frightened of higher levels. her parents collected stones before she was born,and so they got very famous and rich for doing it,even though Emythest is rich she isn't a little brat like some rich girl. please add to your library and read and enjoy😍😘😀

Hi!

hello and hope you enjoy looking at the IMAGES

Just some quotes I have picked up from the glorious app...Amino~ The best picked and they'll sure give you a laugh. Btw, I'm Shadow in the book, L got a bit confusing to some.

Ruby knew who killed Summer, or rather assainated her, she's not stopping now, Fuck That, she's on the Board, and she's READY TO SLAY!

uh sorry for the Pfp it's me as a meme?Nah i sent it too my brother bc he sent me a photo of him eating my left overs .But uh Yea enjoy this!

laugh until y'all tired and put me to 1k reads