Funnyhaha Stories

Title is self-explanatory.. I will note: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT JOHN PORK except he is an internet meme in the brainrot category. My friend made a joke, and now i'm making it reality. For the bit. Am i going to regret this? probably. Will i lose braincells writing this? Absolutely. Will it be worth it? ..... Idk. I really don't. 🥲🙏 But my friends will find it funny so idc lol BASICALLY: This is a 'one-shot' story i intend to fill with intentionally cringe, yet humorous chapters. Enjoy. (Placeholder cover image till i can find a better one or make one.) Some swearing in my book as well, so please don't mind that. It's totally intentional. it seals in how funny it is, trust me. UPDATE: So it WAS just gonna be brainrot, but i've decided, "Why limit myself to just brainrot, when i can do SO MUCH MORE?" So i am! I'm doing that 'so much more'! It has now branched off to anyone else someone comes up with or asks for. Feel free to request WHOEVER you want, i have ADHD, so it will take me a while to feel motivated enough to write it. "Your call is *very* important to us, please stay on the line, and your call will be forwarded to our next available representative." lol IF YOU REQUEST: know i WILL NOT be writing smut, NSFW, self harm, or anything inappropriate or rule breaking.

A normal American girl named Cora Clive that wasn't expecting her life to change so drastically after meeting a local boy named Brian May. Living in Hamptons in the 60s and growing up with the band Queen. Started October 6th, 2022

today you'll be learning....WHO THE HELL AM I!?

the title explains it all. also sorry if some pictures repeat

me and one of my friends sleep call every night and sometimes they make funny noises in their sleep so we decided it would be funny if i wrote down if i heard any funny noises from them.

It's Karaoke night for the Chaotix boys but unfortunately, things have been getting a bit tense over the past few weeks. Because of this, Espio decided to invite some friends...

uhhhh 420 69?????? idk this is a meme book and yes swear words :>

this is for fun so anything that happens, happens. I will try to keep everything mostly cannon but idk, and who knows this might turn into a ship thing :3

Mentions of killing Oneshots contains random ships cuss words semi unholy all characters used do not belong to me have fun reading

"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 17 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘯 𝘨𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱." "𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘰!" 𝙔/𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙮, 𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝟐𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚, 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙚. This is half chatfic, half regular (im living my 2020 chatfic dream) Updates whenever i have time to write

Listen to Beberly's fantastic, traumatic, and exciting story!

tw: very funny

this is for fun ONLY. do not take anyof this srorry serious

Yo yo yo I'm gonna create stories using the images I find. I have multiple different images and whenever I have the time I will create a short and usually humorous OneShot that revolves around that particular scene. Suggestions for the story are allowed. These will all be about Ace Attorney. Credit for the art included goes to the creators, I didn't make anything except the most likely wrong and horribly stupid stories.

my nama JEFF

Welcome to East Lansing, home of Michigan State University! I'm in love with Sparty, and if you're reading this right now, chances are that you're also down bad for the greatest college mascot of all time.

Pirate and Salt get into Gay Pirate Stuff. this is actually kinda serious but I'm terrible at sounding or looking professional. _______________________________________________________ Quick Headcannons Rq, 1: Pirate and Salt are good friends, and used to be in the navy together. 2: Salt is Gay and Pirate is closeted Bi. 3: Pirates actual name is Jackson, and Salts is Percy (because I like it and also I forgot what the other one was if someone I know is reading this) 4: Pirate is in a failing marriage with Captain Ice. Neither of them really want to stay together, but they do it for the kids. 4a: Said kids are Sorbet and Peppermint. 5: Captin Ices name is Minnie _______________________________________________________ DISCLAMER SEX IS IN THIS. There is hot gay sex, and if that ain't your thing, thats A-ok. But there do be penis. And also mentions of divorce. So, quick heads up. And also also cheating. Like, even discussing it beforehand. _______________________________________________________ I hope you like it, if you don't, still interact with it because that gives me clout either way.

a story where two bald idols meet another idol idols which leads them to meet another bald idol which then leads them into becoming billionaires #donate2thepoor

A book that will soon hold all of my ocs