Funnyish Stories

"Oye..." "Kya?" "Hum galat ladki utha laye." (We kidnapped the wrong girl.) "...Kya?!" "Haan." "...Toh mujhe ghar chhod doge?" (...So you'll drop me home?) "Haan." (Yes.) "Nahi jaana." (I don't want to go.) "...KYA MATLAB NAHI JAANA?!" (...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?!) "Waise khane mein kya hai?" (By the way... what's for dinner?) Three accidental kidnappers. One girl who refuses to escape. Oops... Wrong Girl! 😂

Est Kirgun rules the underworld with fear, power, and absolute control. No one dares to stand against the ruthless mafia don of Asia-until he meets William Jakrapatr, a carefree medical student who treats him like a normal man instead of a king. What starts as simple curiosity slowly turns into something far more dangerous: obsession. Now, between chaotic friends, a powerful billionaire family, hilarious mafia disasters, and emotions Est can no longer control, William unknowingly becomes the only weakness of the most feared man in Asia.

🌙✨ Destiny Series 3 - "Where destiny blossoms again."✨🌙 "Kuch raastey taqdeer likhti hai... aur kuch log un raaston par bas chalte jaate hain, anjaane mein bhi ek manzil ki taraf." ────── ❃ ────── 🌟✨ The Star and the Blue Lily 🌸💙 "Some stories bloom like stars... and some stars carry the fragrance of a forgotten flower." Gul-e-Sitara - A Flower made of Stars ────── ❃ ────── "Unka jawab toh sun liya... aap ka? Aap ka kya jawab hai... is rishtey ke baare mein?" "Aap ke jawab ka intezaar rahega." ────── ❃ ────── "Phir bhi... I wanted to hear it from you. Mera dil chahta hai ke main tumse sunu. Tumhare lafzon mein." "ji... wo..." "Bas ha ya na, Niloufer. That's enough." "Ha... I accept our proposal." ────── ❃ ────── ✨ Sohail Shaikh: Calm. Clear. A man whose name carries the meaning of stars and moonlight. He does not raise his voice, yet his presence is felt. Not possessive. Only protective. Disciplined, talented, and deeply rooted in faith, Sohail knows more than he says and waits only when it truly matters. 🌸 Niloufer Farooqi: A blue water lily. Rare. Shy. Her belief in love faded when her first marriage broke within family walls. Her shyness is not weakness, nor pretense. She chose silence. Lowered gazes. Stolen glances. A desi Muslim girl who learned to guard her heart without hardening it. ────── ❃ ────── Two souls. Two separate worlds. Never meant to touch. Never meant to belong. But Destiny... Destiny had other plans. It whispered softly: "You were written for each other." ✨ Because some flowers bloom only when stars align. ✨ ────── ❃ ────── ⚠️Capters are long, around 10000 words each. read when you gave the time and patience to enjoy them properly.

Before anyone says anything!.......................................................................................................................................... I LIKE THE SHOW OK!!!! Also read the story as we parody the popular? Show that is Gabby's Dollhouse... just a little different

Building on the legacy of Classic Adventure, there was no way One Time Mage could flop. With even deeper immersion, human-like AI, a fantastic world, and rich storybuilding, it was the game meant to carry the next generation of full-dive gaming. Vincent, better known as BakingTray, expected nothing less than the best. And they delivered. But after a series of unfortunate events, the world begins to shift, dragging him into a storyline he never wished to be part of. Now, he just has to make sure he doesn't lose his mind.

Life's hard for everyone. For some that same life is the thing they salvage everyday and for the person sitting alone in the corner of a crowded laughing room they know life is something deeper than just a party and a smile because they don't have that life. So they reached out a helping hand and decided that with some together they always knew but the life has death which they knew but until then happiness was subjective to who accepted life as the randomized token we all know but once knew.

[CLIP START] ILYA: (Shirtless in a black apron, yelling over the deafening mechanical noise while violently shaking the blender jar) "EFFICIENCY, HOLLANDER! WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR LITTLE TINY HAND CHOPPING!" SHANE: (Standing two feet away, clutching an 80-dollar damascus steel chef's knife, screaming at the top of his lungs) "ILYA, IT'S A RELISH! YOU'RE MAKING CAPSAICIN GAS-" CLACK-CLACK-CRUNCH. (A bright orange jet of pressurized pickled pepper oil shoots out from the lid gap, catching Ilya square across the face. Ilya roars in Russian, drops the blender, and stumbles backward into a mountain of paper towels.) ILYA: (Clutching his eyes, groaning dramatically) "AH, SUKA! I AM BLINDED! SHANE, SAVE ME!" SHANE: (Dropping his knife, lunging across the counter with a wet towel) "I TOLD YOU! HOLD STILL, YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT, STOP RUBBING THEM!" (Shane yanks Ilya down by his collar to wipe his face. Ilya instantly wraps both arms around Shane's waist, burying his nose into Shane's neck like a wounded Victorian soldier while Harris's shaky camera lens gets smeared with giardiniera oil.) HARRIS: (Off-screen, wheezing in panic) "Guys, please... the sponsor reps watch these..." ILYA: (Blinking teary blue eyes down at Shane, smiling crookedly) "I see a very bossy, very handsome little chef." [CLIP ENDS - SLAMS TO BLACK WITH A LOUD SLAP SOUND] -------- This is NO PUCKS IN THE KITCHEN Two Stanley Cup champions. One luxury Ottawa condo. Zero culinary safety permits. Watch Centaurs stars Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov trade their hockey sticks for chef's knives in the official series that our front office legal team tried and failed to censor. Featuring Anya as Head Quality Control and Harris as the world's most stressed social media manager.

A collection of the weirdest dreams my brain has decided to give me. None of this makes sense. Somehow, it happened anyway... These are my actual dreams rewritten in detail.

Hello. Welcome to my world-where hatred is inherited and competition is compulsory. Aayu and Samay have been rivals since childhood, thanks to a broken friendship between their parents that turned two families into enemies. Living next door only makes it worse-every exam, every achievement, every moment is a battle. When Samay chooses science, Aayu is forced to follow, leaving behind her own dreams just to prove she's better than him. But as their rivalry grows, so do the questions. What if the person she hates the most... is the only one who truly understands her? And what if winning against him isn't really winning at all? #3 Funniest #2rivels

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OK so Warning I think or is it caution what ever it is the book or something idk what this is but It may or may not be funny to the readers that read this oh also they will be short like each chapter if you did not know what I ment oh and also this is not well it is based off of things I just want to talk about kinda like a talk show bit on here(it's about life)

basicly I have them for almost every situation 👌😌

ប្រភេទរឿងមួយភាគចប់. Only hoonseung / heeseung btt, sunghoon top

Another taylorxxkennedy classic. What will happen when Miss Puss has had enough? Read to find out sis!

The best Lord of the Rings memes out there! Check this out and you won't be disappointed! Disclaimer: I don't own lotr 😔 it belongs to the Tolkien family, and so on and so forth (insert more boring stuff) Now go forth! Laugh! Enjoy life!

Quotes from NCT +WayV (WayV is Part of NCT periodt) as well as NCT and SM memes

To all the hopeless romantics out there who write the story they want to live: This is for you.

Mike's been working at Monster's Incorporated for a many years. Every since the new change of laughter utilised as the city's power source Mikes been feeling down. Only his gf can make him smile once again