GMGODDALABEL
Hey you-yeah, you. Don't look behind you, it's just me, Riku.
So, you're used to seeing me and my family blasting demons, saving the world, and basically breaking every rule of physics, right?
Yeah, well... this ain't that kind of book.
Welcome to my other side-where I tell the kind of stories that'll make you laugh, scream, or question your sanity (and probably mine too). Rated M for Mature, because let's be honest-these tales are too extraordinary for your average bedtime read.
And before you ask-no, I won't be going alone. I've brought my good friends Fid and Byd along... as my official test dummies!
They don't know it yet, but hey-what's friendship without a little psychological trauma, right?
So grab your waffles, hide under a blanket, and get ready for the Not So Scary Scary Stories with Riku.
You've been warned.
Welcome to my nightmare comedy hour.