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"Makikilala rin kita, hindi man ngayon o bukas and still I don't know how, when and where but may God allow us to meet" katagang minsan kong pinangarap noon. But ngayon... "Yoonah, would you still love me after what I have done? Did I waste the opportunity I once dreamed of? Could I still win you back?" tanong sa kawalan habang nakatayo sa balkonahe. "Charles, Charles, Charles Ahhhhhhhhh bwesit... ani nito sabay hagis ng baso sa pinto. Is this the consequences of everything? We can fight million times but God yung kalimutan ako? Fuck! Hindi ako papayag" dagdag nito habang hawak-hawak ang kanyang ulo. Charles Glis Lluiller Hemenes the future business tycoon of the Family. He studied engineering in Abroad. A man who keep dating but nothing beats someone he met not just once, twice but thrice!.

Grades define them. Pressure drives them. Rivalries fuel them. In a world where every mark matters and perfection is currency, love was never part of the syllabus. There's the golden boy and the girl who swore she'd never fall for someone smarter than her. The quiet genius and the one who hides her scars behind sarcasm. The childhood best friends who pretend they've never thought about each other that way. And the boy who believes in logic... until he meets the one who makes his world spiral. They all have one thing in common - they're brilliant, broken in beautiful ways, and caught in equations of ambition, jealousy, heartbreak, and the kind of love that doesn't play fair. Because in the chaos of deadlines, dreams, and tangled hearts - Some will rise, some will fall... and some will burn everything just to feel alive. This isn't just about love. It's about pride. Pain. Competition. And everything they were never taught to handle. Welcome to the Calculus of Chaos. Where the smartest ones often make the most dangerous mistakes.

I don't know what to say... here are some stuff that will be in the story - -Strong language -Smut -Fluff -Obsession -Sexual themes -Drug use If you do read this story please enjoy!!!

Theo is what most people would call a nerd. He has only one friend, and as soon as he graduates, he plans to leave town and get as far away as possible. Nathan, on the other hand, is the most popular boy in school. Everyone seems to want him, girls and boys alike, but he isn't interested in any of them. He only has eyes for one person. The question is: who? As if that wasn't enough, Nathan is also brilliant. Annoyingly brilliant. He always takes first place, and Theo can't stand it. And then comes the twist: Lisa, Theo's mother, and Jonah, Nathan's father, get married, turning the two rivals into stepbrothers. ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── "You don't want to admit it," he says, smirking. "Admit what?" "That you're in love with me." ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── #237-teen #177-funny #🥇-funnyjokes #34-popular #33-nerd #39-gayaf #19-characterdevelopment #192-gaylove #134-rivalry Easy to read

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There is 5 jokes in each chapter..i think...plz don't let this flop..I'm still adding so plz so very plz message me if you have any jokes and I will be sure to credit you!!! I also want to make new friends because I don't have any so..uhh..I would love to have friends😆😆

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High school was supposed to be normal. Max thought it would be full of skateboarding, cafeteria food, and surviving homework. Luna expected fashion drama and social chaos. Courtney planned every second of her freshman year down to the color-coded sticky notes. Fletcher just wanted to invent things without accidentally exploding them. Camilla mainly cared about snacks, naps, and avoiding responsibility. And Jacob? Jacob honestly had no plan at all. But when the six freshmen accidentally become the most chaotic friend group in Frenzic High history, their school year turns into one giant disaster after another. From runaway inventions and mall catastrophes to sleepover wars, weird rivalries, embarrassing school events, and total hallway destruction, the Rookie Frenzy somehow keeps surviving every ridiculous situation they cause... even if the school probably wishes they wouldn't. Together, the group forms Rookie HQ - their messy hangout spot where bad ideas become even worse ideas.

Heartland: the beginning.

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how Rihanna ended up performing on the pre wedding party of Anant Ambani and Radhika merchant. ........................................................................................................................................................ *Disclaimer* the information given is all ig fiction it isn't really all based on reality so...

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Heartland: Amy Fleming.

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bayot: ano ka ba sis? babae: edi tao, ano pala ako ? bayot:Alam ko tao ka pero lover ka ba nyang lalakeng yan? babae: wag nalang please kamuka lang kayung magbayot ehh bayot: ay grabie sya o!!! bayot: sabihan ko sya na lapitan ka babae: bahalaka !! Yung Dumating Ang Lalake babae:wow Ang gwapo mo!! bayot: Sabi mo pangit sya !! babae: well my mind has changed ,bye bayot see you sa kasal namin bayot: Ang swerte ni babae magkasawa na!!

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Julianna Quin, a 16 year old girl who is an Orphan with a bunch of brats and jerks. Julianna later gets kicked out of the orphanage and becomes homeless for a couple days and later dies from getting hit by a truck. Julianna wakes up in an alleyway in the midnight rain and is wondering what happened and decides to investigate. Julianna figures out that she is 122 years in the future in the same world she lived in. Julianna also figures out there are unique abilities in the world that only good people have access to and found her powerful ability. Julianna later had to change her life course and tries to become rich and famous like what she dreams about being. Warning: This story contains some cussing and also has some graphic content that will be in the story later on. There are also sad moments that some people who will take it to a different level, so people like that "FAIR WARNING!". This story is also fiction and is not trying to be offensive to other people.

Mystery of squirrels, and dominos and pizza... And above all things "ordinary" or "normal"; there are also, live dinosaurs, and ice cream, as well as string and a Rubik's cube. Well, then there is a mixture of possums, rhinos and hollow trees. Up the street, around the corner, there is also Curious George! Well... Hopefully, as you do read through these tremendous, hair styles... perhaps you will elephants this story. Proceeding to the Many, Many SQUIRRELS horror story... Udd... It's actually a comedy/romantic... Udd... No... Zorro says no Romance is allowed. So... BALLOONS! Maybe there will be some fantasy love bombs in here. Understanding, is to lift the red stone. Blessy and Erra are good friends. They like to make up words and excite the heck out of people. Join this woman and man-child, severe trauma awaits us!!!