Funnyman Stories

Since I haven't seen many of these I decided to make one I take requests just message me and I will write it as soon as I can Enjoy my undead army

[TRIGGER WARNING: suicidal thoughts/intentions, self harm] Charlie Scene has been acting strange. Everyone's a bit depressed sometimes... but the blood on his sleeve can't be brushed off. (gonna just call them their stage names because... fuck everything?)

A collection of some HU x reader one shots by me. Most are probably going to be in an AU, probably because I think they're much more interesting than the usual 'fan meets band' scenario. Updates are likely to be pretty erratic, as I'm typically investing the most time in keeping Usual Suspects updated. ✴Requests are: open, ofc✴

Reviews of albums by artists I enjoy.

Danny is doing great after he and Charlie got married. But J-Dog's not doing so great... Based of the song "Nobody's Watching" by Hollywood Undead Sequel to "Believe" - may be triggering during Jorel's parts

Aron is the kid at his highschool, the first person he laid eyes on, Jorel Decker, he fell in love with. Jorel thinks Aron is cute, but hasn't gotten his feelings together yet. Aron hopes that on Valentine's day, Jorel will ask him...

They were my heroes. My one last shot. Even when I hated them...they loved me. They put up with my stupid jokes. Me talking about my days and even as shitty as they were...they listened. You're probably wondering who 'they' are. Charlie Scene Johnny Three Tears Da Kurlzz J-dog Danny and Funny Man. Yes...Hollywood Undead adopted me. Why me? I've asked that question every day since they adopted me. With no answer... Why do they bother?

In a world mixed with humans and those whose blood is mixed with other creatures, a band arises from LA. They're all hybrids, but don't take mind to the lash of humans who don't support their kind. But when the riots against hybrids worsen, and even one of the band-mates is attacked, they won't stay silent much longer... (This AU has Danny in the band rather than Deuce, though this time period is around Swan Song release)

When a blonde hair blue eye girl walks into a party of course Dylan wants her. She's thin, medium height, but something else occurs with the feeling he has... What the hell? Rachel is way beyond broken. Too far from repair, but that night at the party she sees the famous Dylan. He admits he likes her, but can she bring herself to believe him? (Unedited)

You're a 15 year old girl, you have purple and white hair, you have crystal blue eyes and tanned skin, you're 5'4, you have been diagnosed with depression and bipolar, you were put in foster care but the foster parents you've been with couldn't deal with you, you ran out of hope until J-dog and Da kurlzz walked into your adoption home.

None of these songs belong to me (copyright whatever blabblah). This is a book of Hollywood Undead songs. I'm super into the band right now and don't plan on changing that.

*COMPLETED* All his life Danny's questioned who he really is...that comes with being adopted at a young age and knowing nothing about his birth parents. Danny's life changes when Jorel comes into his life shot up and bleeding to death... Jorel suspects Danny's not who he seems so gets closer to him, Danny, on the other hand, falls in love with the mysterious bad boy not caring about the consequences! When the truth eventually comes out, will Jorel be able to keep Danny safe? Or will Danny run head first into a life he's not prepared for?

Hey, my name is Ashley, Ash for short. I'm 21 and just moved to L.A. from North Carolina. I'm probably about 5"7 and have long wavy black hair, oh and I'm Italian and Irish so I'm kind of tan but not really . I moved here to get away from my past. I'm alive but then again I'm not, so I guess you can say I'm undead. Anyways I was doing a good job at forgetting my past until I meet him. He seems so interesting but he digs to deep, like his a detective or something, I'm guessing you're wondering what his name is, well it's Matthew St Claire.

I don't see many of these and considering there're my favourite band and I think there're all absolutely amazing (Especially Dylan ), I decided to write one of my own~

Have you ever wondered what a normal day in Los Angeles looks like? There is always a problem to solve. But don't worry. These guys are professionals and have everything uder control. Or do they?

Who will save you when the dead come knocking? Who will protect you in your time of need? Who will be there when the world has turned it's back against you? Well, one thing's for sure. It sure as hell won't be me. My name is Carter Rutherford. I moved to LA with my bandmates to escape the small streets of England, only to get stranded in this god forsaken place with nothing but the clothes on my back, and dead men walking. So pack your bags, barricade your windows. The dead are rising.

A new HU quiz for you!