Funnyman Stories

Deuce was kicked out the band, already deciding to hate his replacement. But what happens when there trapped together?

It was when we were little, we all loved rapping and singing, and being together. Kiza (me) and my best friend Liliana, we grew up with the band Hollywood Undead some could say we were friends but at times a bit more. Here is our story (Please read, its not as lame as the story details promise... -TiffyGurl1-)

Life sucks when you go on tour with your ex best friend... 9Lives and Hollywood Undead..Not really the best mix. When they go on tour together. What will happen? What friendships will be broken? What friends will happen?

Just know it's about Danny and Jorel doing the little love thing but that won't happen till later ok. Don't expect much ok I'm new at this *currently being written*

Два года назад..вы помните, что происходило в вашей жизни в то время? Я вот запомнила все, и, возможно, уже не выброшу эти странные события из головы.

Y/n finds herself running from a mysterious guy who appeared outside her kitchen window...and gets kidnapped, she's brought to a house with a few other guys all wearing masks...were things get weird real quick.

This book is dedicated to Hunter Dixon for saying all of the amazingly funny quotes and to Mrs. Wilcox for writing them all down

bitch ((porn,,,but with a plot)) {Jorel x everyone} *a p r o b l e m*

Exactly the title. No lemons, just fluff and stuff. Lots of Johnny x __. I take requests, but there will most likely just be cute little things bout these sillies. But, probably naughty warning on all of them (not talking about lemons) cause it's HU, they are far from good boys & saints.

just some oneshits lmao ⚠️||WILL CONTAIN SMUT OR ANYTHING ELSE TRIGGERING||⚠️ anyway, i hope you enjoy the book. ~~

kinda had enough of dreaming about them so I said screw it, we gonna make a book.

What if there was an alternate universe? Where Hollywood Undead is a band of females, completely different identities and past than the originals but with a few similarities. And all it takes is a natural disaster to tie their worlds together. How will it go down? Will they hate each other or love each other? Will go wrong or right? Make love or war? Let's find out!

After coming out with their first album, Toxic Decent become a very big hit. The two young ladies are invited to perform in a music fest, and when they get there they meet Hollywood Undead. Hollywood Undead is one of their most favorite bands ever. It has to be the most crazy meet ever, and after getting to know each other, something happens.

not family friendly, my dudes uwu Chapters will vary in length

really gay HU one shots because I have great ideas but yeah enjoy

Serena Jackson left home at 18. When she left, she intended to stay far away from California. One day, she gets a better job offer, which is in California. She ends up having to go back, but realizes things may not be so bad after all.

Sequel to Coming Out to the Band. The guys plot revenge for what Deuce did to Jordan and is still doing to George. They come together for sweet victory as they tear down Deuce's world. New relationships and old friends introduce themselves throughout the course of their plans.

[PERMANENT HIATUS/ POTENTIALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION] My name is Jasmine Cassidy Busek. Yes, I just said "Busek". My only brother, Matthew Busek, is the drummer for Hollywood Undead. His band name is "Da Kurlzz". But this isn't about him, it's about me. A while ago, I fell in love with one of the band members. His name is George Arthur Ragan. Or "Johnny 3 Tears".