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satire, duh.

[COMPLETED✔️] [SARCASTIC CRACKFIC] - I gasped as I bumped into someone's rock hard chest, I could feel his seventeen-pack abs even through our thick winter uniform. "Hello sweetheart, Funny how you just bumped into me, cause I was just about to come find you and tell you, I love you." He whispers in his deep, husky voice. -