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🌙✨ Destiny Series 3 - "Where destiny blossoms again."✨🌙 "Kuch raastey taqdeer likhti hai... aur kuch log un raaston par bas chalte jaate hain, anjaane mein bhi ek manzil ki taraf." ────── ❃ ────── 🌟✨ The Star and the Blue Lily 🌸💙 "Some stories bloom like stars... and some stars carry the fragrance of a forgotten flower." Gul-e-Sitara - A Flower made of Stars ────── ❃ ────── "Unka jawab toh sun liya... aap ka? Aap ka kya jawab hai... is rishtey ke baare mein?" "Aap ke jawab ka intezaar rahega." ────── ❃ ────── "Phir bhi... I wanted to hear it from you. Mera dil chahta hai ke main tumse sunu. Tumhare lafzon mein." "ji... wo..." "Bas ha ya na, Niloufer. That's enough." "Ha... I accept our proposal." ────── ❃ ────── ✨ Sohail Shaikh: Calm. Clear. A man whose name carries the meaning of stars and moonlight. He does not raise his voice, yet his presence is felt. Not possessive. Only protective. Disciplined, talented, and deeply rooted in faith, Sohail knows more than he says and waits only when it truly matters. 🌸 Niloufer Farooqi: A blue water lily. Rare. Shy. Her belief in love faded when her first marriage broke within family walls. Her shyness is not weakness, nor pretense. She chose silence. Lowered gazes. Stolen glances. A desi Muslim girl who learned to guard her heart without hardening it. ────── ❃ ────── Two souls. Two separate worlds. Never meant to touch. Never meant to belong. But Destiny... Destiny had other plans. It whispered softly: "You were written for each other." ✨ Because some flowers bloom only when stars align. ✨ ────── ❃ ────── ⚠️Capters are long, around 10000 words each. read when you gave the time and patience to enjoy them properly.

While Taehyung wakes in a mess of pillows and late alarms, Jungkook breathes in silence and routine. One dreams in chaos, the other survives in order. Two worlds that couldn't be more opposite... yet destined to collide. Because sometimes, it's the contrast that pulls hearts closer. Opposites don't just attract-they complete.

His rich, velvety voice sent thrills down my spine as he spoke my name. His intense, mesmerising gaze focused on mine, making it impossible to look away. As he drew me closer, his powerful arms wrapped around me, and I could feel the warmth of his breath against my skin. The aroma of his fragrance, a seductive blend of spice and musk, filled the air, making my heart race and my senses whirl. It's as if every aspect of him is intended to captivate and enchant me, keeping me completely entranced. Release me," I muttered, feeling my cheeks heat up as I stubbornly avoided his gaze. He let go like he had forgotten to do so. For a few seconds, neither of us said anything. I fiddled with the hem of my sleeve, pretending I was calm, while secretly screaming inside. Why is he just standing there? Say something, idiot! Finally, he broke the silence. "So, why were you ignoring me?" he asked in low, almost accusing. "Why would I ignore you?" I lied without flinching, acting like innocent. But he wasn't buying it. "I saw you," he said, stepping a little closer. "You ducked behind a door like you were dodging bullets. You thought I wouldn't notice?" Ugh, busted. I rolled my eyes. "Maybe I just didn't have any reason to confront you," I replied, crossing my arms as a shield against how close he was now. He leaned in slightly, smirking, "Oh, but you had plenty of reasons to hang around those guys at the swimming pool, huh?" he shot back. "I was just... talking," I said defensively. "It's called being social. You should try it sometime instead of lurking around like a spy." He chuckled, "Lurking? Please. I was just passing by. I was surprised when I saw you laughing with those guys like you were starring in some rom-com." I refuse to back down. "And what if I was?" I challenged. He didn't flinch. Instead, he tilted his head with a mock-thoughtful expression. "Then I guess I'd have to remind you... there are better options around " he said, tapping his chest casually.

When brilliant but grief-stricken scientist Dr. Aiden Cole is sent to investigate a mysterious signal from the alien world of Aetheria, he discovers an ancient power that could save Earth's dying civilization. But when ruthless OmniCore director Adrian Voss seeks to seize that power at any cost, Aiden must uncover the truth behind a forgotten civilization and stop him before both Earth and Aetheria are destroyed forever.

Before anyone says anything!.......................................................................................................................................... I LIKE THE SHOW OK!!!! Also read the story as we parody the popular? Show that is Gabby's Dollhouse... just a little different

Hello. Welcome to my world-where hatred is inherited and competition is compulsory. Aayu and Samay have been rivals since childhood, thanks to a broken friendship between their parents that turned two families into enemies. Living next door only makes it worse-every exam, every achievement, every moment is a battle. When Samay chooses science, Aayu is forced to follow, leaving behind her own dreams just to prove she's better than him. But as their rivalry grows, so do the questions. What if the person she hates the most... is the only one who truly understands her? And what if winning against him isn't really winning at all? #3 Funniest #2rivels

I create this story because i love this show and to honor it, i want to remember it by creating a story based of the show. Hope you enjoy it. Vote, Share, Comment and Followed my channel if you interest it. ENJOY

"Oye..." "Kya?" "Hum galat ladki utha laye." (We kidnapped the wrong girl.) "...Kya?!" "Haan." "...Toh mujhe ghar chhod doge?" (...So you'll drop me home?) "Haan." (Yes.) "Nahi jaana." (I don't want to go.) "...KYA MATLAB NAHI JAANA?!" (...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?!) "Waise khane mein kya hai?" (By the way... what's for dinner?) Three accidental kidnappers. One girl who refuses to escape. Oops... Wrong Girl! 😂

Building on the legacy of Classic Adventure, there was no way One Time Mage could flop. With even deeper immersion, human-like AI, a fantastic world, and rich storybuilding, it was the game meant to carry the next generation of full-dive gaming. Vincent, better known as BakingTray, expected nothing less than the best. And they delivered. But after a series of unfortunate events, the world begins to shift, dragging him into a storyline he never wished to be part of. Now, he just has to make sure he doesn't lose his mind.

Life's hard for everyone. For some that same life is the thing they salvage everyday and for the person sitting alone in the corner of a crowded laughing room they know life is something deeper than just a party and a smile because they don't have that life. So they reached out a helping hand and decided that with some together they always knew but the life has death which they knew but until then happiness was subjective to who accepted life as the randomized token we all know but once knew.

Est Kirgun rules the underworld with fear, power, and absolute control. No one dares to stand against the ruthless mafia don of Asia-until he meets William Jakrapatr, a carefree medical student who treats him like a normal man instead of a king. What starts as simple curiosity slowly turns into something far more dangerous: obsession. Now, between chaotic friends, a powerful billionaire family, hilarious mafia disasters, and emotions Est can no longer control, William unknowingly becomes the only weakness of the most feared man in Asia.

Come one, come all, I don't care u who are, a killer or a reader, come and join the fun and watch my life crumple into tiny peices🫠

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 , 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮?"𝐀𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢. "𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮,"𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐭,𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭. "𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝,"𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝,𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤, "𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 " 𝐆𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞'𝐬 ."𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐈𝐭'𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝'𝐬 𝐀𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 ×𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢♡ •𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 •𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲×𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 •𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 . 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐛𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐚𝐧 × 𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐢 ♡ •𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫'𝐬 •𝐢𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲. •𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐝 𝐲𝐡𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐲𝐚.. 𝐏𝐢𝐲𝐮𝐬𝐡 × 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚 ♡ •𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 •𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐥×𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 •𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 love.

A collection of the weirdest dreams my brain has decided to give me. None of this makes sense. Somehow, it happened anyway... These are my actual dreams rewritten in detail.

Jake and Tara were the best of best friends you can even imagine. They went everywhere together and always had eachother by their sides. When the time for prom came, all of the things between them became weird. Little did they know what was about to happen. Read the story to find out! ;)

Okay so the name says it all there will be tonnes of facts which most you might not be knowing. These facts will be relating to celebrities, sex, human body, food, cartoons and other random facts like about countries and other stuff. Read enjoy and learn the most hilarious and unknown facts.

The best Lord of the Rings memes out there! Check this out and you won't be disappointed! Disclaimer: I don't own lotr 😔 it belongs to the Tolkien family, and so on and so forth (insert more boring stuff) Now go forth! Laugh! Enjoy life!

Welcome to the funniest joke book ever in this joke book will have some of my readers jokes tell me if you want to put a joke in this book . Hope You Like It.

funny 😂 no sad this time

I'll be explaining the plot lines to basic 2018 Gacha stories for fun lol💀🤚🏾