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"𝐎𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "𝐴 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒(𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒) 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 !! 𝑎𝑚 𝐼 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝑁𝑜𝑝𝑒!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ x - ᴏᴄꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ (Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴄ ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ᴏᴄ) x - ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ/ɪɴꜱᴜʟᴛꜱ....ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴅᴋ

🌙✨ Destiny Series 3 - "Where destiny blossoms again."✨🌙 "Kuch raastey taqdeer likhti hai... aur kuch log un raaston par bas chalte jaate hain, anjaane mein bhi ek manzil ki taraf." ────── ❃ ────── 🌟✨ The Star and the Blue Lily 🌸💙 "Some stories bloom like stars... and some stars carry the fragrance of a forgotten flower." Gul-e-Sitara - A Flower made of Stars ────── ❃ ────── "Unka jawab toh sun liya... aap ka? Aap ka kya jawab hai... is rishtey ke baare mein?" "Aap ke jawab ka intezaar rahega." ────── ❃ ────── "Phir bhi... I wanted to hear it from you. Mera dil chahta hai ke main tumse sunu. Tumhare lafzon mein." "ji... wo..." "Bas ha ya na, Niloufer. That's enough." "Ha... I accept our proposal." ────── ❃ ────── ✨ Sohail Shaikh: Calm. Clear. A man whose name carries the meaning of stars and moonlight. He does not raise his voice, yet his presence is felt. Not possessive. Only protective. Disciplined, talented, and deeply rooted in faith, Sohail knows more than he says and waits only when it truly matters. 🌸 Niloufer Farooqi: A blue water lily. Rare. Shy. Her belief in love faded when her first marriage broke within family walls. Her shyness is not weakness, nor pretense. She chose silence. Lowered gazes. Stolen glances. A desi Muslim girl who learned to guard her heart without hardening it. ────── ❃ ────── Two souls. Two separate worlds. Never meant to touch. Never meant to belong. But Destiny... Destiny had other plans. It whispered softly: "You were written for each other." ✨ Because some flowers bloom only when stars align. ✨ ────── ❃ ────── ⚠️Capters are long, around 10000 words each. read when you gave the time and patience to enjoy them properly.

After a brutal car accident wipes five years of Evelyn's memory, she wakes up in the arms of a stranger - a man who claims to be her husband. Ryan, a man feared by many for his ruthless nature, has only ever shown Evelyn his gentler side - the side that worships her. Now, with her memories lost and her emotions overwhelming her, Evelyn sees Ryan as nothing but a stranger. Determined to win her back, Ryan fights to rekindle the love they once shared - but will her 5 year old self willingly accept her today's choice ,to him.........to know more dig into "My Obsessed Husband".

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

Hello. Welcome to my world-where hatred is inherited and competition is compulsory. Aayu and Samay have been rivals since childhood, thanks to a broken friendship between their parents that turned two families into enemies. Living next door only makes it worse-every exam, every achievement, every moment is a battle. When Samay chooses science, Aayu is forced to follow, leaving behind her own dreams just to prove she's better than him. But as their rivalry grows, so do the questions. What if the person she hates the most... is the only one who truly understands her? And what if winning against him isn't really winning at all? #3 Funniest

Meet Dawn 😐🖤 🔗😈🧠 and Faye 😋🎀 🌸💥🧠 The human versions of caffeinated raccoons with poor impulse control. Currently monetizing a haunted apartment. Most people run from haunted apartments. Dawn and Faye moved in on purpose. After getting evicted (for reasons that may or may not involve a séance, a fire alarm, and a oujia board), the twins find the perfect place: Room 404, Marlow Apartments. It has a certain reputation... Tenants don't stay. Lights flicker. Walls bleed. Something whispers at exactly 3:17 a.m. The ghosts expect screaming. Panic. Maybe tears. What they get instead is a camera in their face and: "Wait-can you do that again but slower? The lighting was bad." Within days, the haunting is no longer a tragedy. It's content. And when Dawn and Faye launch Ghost Hunters Inc., a paranormal investigation channel that treats actual spirits like mildly inconvenient coworkers, things spiral out of control faster than anyone-living or dead-can handle. Viewer discretion is advised. Not because of the ghosts. But because of the chaotic twins who are determined to turn everything into content and monetization. Could you handle them?

✨🕊️🌌 🤍Pesh-e-Lafz🤍 Yeh kahani sirf chaar ladkiyon ki nahi hai... asal me yeh kahani poori duniya ki hai. Ek aisi duniya...jo chamak, shohrat, jazbaat aur khwahishon ke peechhe asal raaste se bhatak chuki hai. Yahan log guzaar rahe hain magar sukoon nahi hain, yahan chehron par muskurahatein hain magar dilon me khali pan hai. Yeh chaar ladkiyan bhi isi bheer ka hissa thi. Kabhi apni marziyon me gum, kabhi ghalat mohabbat ke dhoke me, kabhi rishton ke naam par hone wali khamosh qurbaniyon me. Zindagi ne unhein woh sab dikhaya jo insaan ko tod deta hai... tanhai, dard, ghaltiyan, aur nafs ke haathon shikast. Magar jab insaan har darwaza band hota dekhta hai, tab usey ek darwaza khud-ba-khud khulta mehsoos hota hai... Allah ki taraf lautne ka darwaza. Yeh kahani batati hai ke gumrahi ka safar jitna bhi lamba kyun na ho, agar qadam palat jayein to Rah-e-Hidaya mil hi jati hai. Yeh dastaan un ke liye hai jo samajhte hain ke woh bohot door nikal aaye hain kyun ke Allah se doori kabhi itni zyada nahi hoti ke wapsi mumkin na ho. Aur yaqeen rakhiye... Hidayat sirf raasta nahi, balkay rehmat hoti hai un dilon ke liye jo sach me talash karte hain. Aur yaqeenan... yeh hidayat aur rehmat hai sirf un ke liye jo imaan laate hain. ✨🕊️🌌

Est Kirgun rules the underworld with fear, power, and absolute control. No one dares to stand against the ruthless mafia don of Asia-until he meets William Jakrapatr, a carefree medical student who treats him like a normal man instead of a king. What starts as simple curiosity slowly turns into something far more dangerous: obsession. Now, between chaotic friends, a powerful billionaire family, hilarious mafia disasters, and emotions Est can no longer control, William unknowingly becomes the only weakness of the most feared man in Asia.

Description 🤍💫🌙 "Two hearts may break, but what is written in sujood will never fade." 🌙💫🤍 In Lahore, two inseparable friends - Noura Sheriyaar and Hooria Dilwaar - walk the same path of faith and ambition. As medical students at King Edward Medical University, they share not only books and lectures, but also late-night duas, tears, and laughter. Noura's life takes a sharp turn when her family arranges her nikah with her cousin, Taemir Raza - a brilliant architect and CEO of Raza Architectural Studios. Bound by duty, they step into marriage with hearts unready, clashing at every turn. Pride, misunderstandings, and unhealed wounds build walls between them, and before love has a chance to grow, divorce leaves them both with unanswered prayers and silent regrets. For Hooria, destiny begins on an ordinary afternoon at Taemir's Nana's house. There, she meets Haroon Faarisi - Taemir's best friend and the founder of Faarisi Luxe Interiors. One glance is enough for Haroon; in that moment, his heart knows. His respect for her modesty and grace turns into a dua he carries quietly, trusting Allah's timing. Their intertwined journeys become a test of sabr (patience) and shukr (gratitude) - proving that even when hearts break, what is written in sujood will never fade.

Building on the legacy of Classic Adventure, there was no way One Time Mage could flop. With even deeper immersion, human-like AI, a fantastic world, and rich storybuilding, it was the game meant to carry the next generation of full-dive gaming. Vincent, better known as BakingTray, expected nothing less than the best. And they delivered. But after a series of unfortunate events, the world begins to shift, dragging him into a storyline he never wished to be part of. Now, he just has to make sure he doesn't lose his mind.

" ඔයා පන්තිභාර ටීචර් මං නසරාණි ළමයෙක්.. කවදාවත් බේරෙන්න ලැබෙන්නෙ නෑ මගෙ වදයෙන්.. ඒ නිසා මට නෑ ඔයාගෙ අවධානෙන් අඩුවක්.. මං දුවන්නෙ නෑ, හෙමීට තෝරගන්න දඬුවම්..." සුදු නෙළුමකට පෙම් බැඳපු නසරාණි නිල් මහනෙල් මලක්!! 💙✨️

having rough day? days are boring? not a single interesting book ? here's the perfect book for BTS ARMY !!! 💜 in this story every BTS members have crush on hobi and they are high heel for him . but here's the catch here not a single thing is normal every thing is chaos! nothing make sense ! And everyone is jealous as hell!!! We love overprotective Bantang!!!💜 |||| WARNING ⚠️||| •° DO NOT USE BRAIN WHILE READING THIS! °• •°HAVE FUN!! °•

Yin Wong never believed in love. All he wanted was peace for his mother-a respect she never got from his powerful father and arrogant brother. But when his family crossed the line, Yin decided to give them a lesson they would never forget. The solution? A fake marriage. The partner? War-a boy who is everything Yin never expected: sassy, fearless, and dangerously good at stealing hearts. What started as just an act to fix a broken family slowly turns into late-night laughter, stolen glances, and feelings that neither of them planned for. But pretending is easy. Admitting it's real? That's the hard part. 💍 A story of fake vows, real love, family battles, and the beautiful chaos of finding forever. 💍 * * * * * * ⚠️ Disclaimer ⚠️ ▪️All photos used are not mine → full credit goes to their rightful owners. ▪️This story is a work of fiction → characters, events, and situations are purely imaginary. ▪️Please do not copy, repost, or translate my work without permission. 💙

Hafsa Fatima, A girl who got rapped by some monsters in men's disguise. Her own family and tribe despised her. When she was on the verge of dying, a man rescues her. But destiny takes a sharp turn when the man whom she considered a protector turned out to be a predator.

╰┈➤ " 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐄, 𝐓𝐘𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐒 ᝰ.ᐟ " ⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 two roblox YouTubers meet through mutual friends and slowly fall inlove... 　⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣ " You're nothing but a noob " °❀ " that's why your avatar looks pregnant, fat### " ⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢ " 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐄 " 𝐖𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇 02:09 ━━━━●───── 03:21 ㅤ ㅤ ◁ㅤ ❚❚ ㅤ▷ ⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣⌣ ( on going ) ( started : June 18, 2026 ) ( finished: ??? )　　 　　　

a book full of anime memes and my unfunny humor, hope you like or enjoy the anime memes, stay hydrated and hope to put a smile on your face and brighten up your day!

This is a dumb story that is very very loosely based on my college life and also my dreams. The point of the writing is to be shitty, so keep in mind the sucks on person. I wrote this over the course of like 3 days with some voice memos, a lot of confusion, and ChatGPT 4. This is something to read in order to truly appreciate real writing later.

In this electrifying tale Eric Cwikwitty |Quick-wit-ty |, a genius kid with powers, will endeavor to save the world in a school filled with secrets. When there's a challenge, he's there to take a crack at...a new joke. He'll kick some butt, get the girl, and laugh while he's at it.

ARE YOU READY FOR MORE FOURTH WALL BREAKS THEN EVER BEFORE? THAT'S RIGHT. THE NARRATOR GANG IS BACK AND THEY'RE TELLING THE STORY HOW IT IS! Watch at the characters you've grown to love to stumble through a new adventure together! It will be like old times, but hopefully with a happy ending! FLUFF. Cover made by Redbubble.

If Tom Hiddleston hadn't stolen my camera, I never would have jumped into his helicopter, and we wouldn't be in this mess. I, Sally Souper, am stuck traveling the world, handcuffed to Tom Hiddleston, trying to 1. get my camera with my boyfriend's confession of love back 2. find someone to pick the lock on our handcuffs, and 3. try not to fall in love with a handsome, gentle movie star who smells really good. Oh, and overcome my fear of everything and have a fabulous adventure. Shouldn't be too hard, right?