Funnyshit Stories

"Oye..." "Kya?" "Hum galat ladki utha laye." (We kidnapped the wrong girl.) "...Kya?!" "Haan." "...Toh mujhe ghar chhod doge?" (...So you'll drop me home?) "Haan." (Yes.) "Nahi jaana." (I don't want to go.) "...KYA MATLAB NAHI JAANA?!" (...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?!) "Waise khane mein kya hai?" (By the way... what's for dinner?) Three accidental kidnappers. One girl who refuses to escape. Oops... Wrong Girl! 😂

" ඔයා පන්තිභාර ටීචර් මං නසරාණි ළමයෙක්.. කවදාවත් බේරෙන්න ලැබෙන්නෙ නෑ මගෙ වදයෙන්.. ඒ නිසා මට නෑ ඔයාගෙ අවධානෙන් අඩුවක්.. මං දුවන්නෙ නෑ, හෙමීට තෝරගන්න දඬුවම්..." සුදු නෙළුමකට පෙම් බැඳපු නසරාණි නිල් මහනෙල් මලක්!! 💙✨️

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 , 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮?"𝐀𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢. "𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮,"𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐭,𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭. "𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝,"𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝,𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤, "𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 " 𝐆𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞'𝐬 ."𝐀𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐈𝐭'𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝'𝐬 𝐀𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 ×𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢✨ •𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 •𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲×𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞 •𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 . 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐛𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐚𝐧 × 𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐢 ✨ •𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫'𝐬 •𝐢𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲. •𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐤𝐡𝐮𝐝 𝐲𝐡𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐨 𝐠𝐚𝐲𝐚.. 𝐏𝐢𝐲𝐮𝐬𝐡 × 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐚 ✨ •𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 •𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐥×𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 •𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 love

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

Meet Dawn 😐🖤 🔗😈🧠 and Faye 😋🎀 🌸💥🧠 The human versions of caffeinated raccoons with poor impulse control. Currently monetizing a haunted apartment. Most people run from haunted apartments. Dawn and Faye moved in on purpose. After getting evicted (for reasons that may or may not involve a séance, a fire alarm, and a oujia board), the twins find the perfect place: Room 404, Marlow Apartments. It has a certain reputation... Tenants don't stay. Lights flicker. Walls bleed. Something whispers at exactly 3:17 a.m. The ghosts expect screaming. Panic. Maybe tears. What they get instead is a camera in their face and: "Wait-can you do that again but slower? The lighting was bad." Within days, the haunting is no longer a tragedy. It's content. And when Dawn and Faye launch Ghost Hunters Inc., a paranormal investigation channel that treats actual spirits like mildly inconvenient coworkers, things spiral out of control faster than anyone-living or dead-can handle. Viewer discretion is advised. Not because of the ghosts. But because of the chaotic twins who are determined to turn everything into content and monetization. Could you handle them?

wo mera hai by nimra ahmed 🌺🫧 wo mera hai aik funny choti si novel hai jo mashoor pakistani novelist nimrah ahmed ne likhi hai. kahani hani naam ki ek ladki ke gird gum ti hai usse ek ladke par shak hota hai ke wo ek terrisost hai lekin wo bas uska shak hota hai wo aur uski cousin nageen dono uus par investigation karti hain aur har baar fail hojati hai maine isse roman urdu mai isliye translate kia hai taki isse log acche se samjhe aur jin ko urdu nhi aati lekin urdu novels padh ne ka shouk hota hai wo inhe padh sakte hai author ke bare main 📚📜📒 nimra ahmed, 9 September 1990 ko bhakkar, pakistan mai paida hui thi. wo ek mashoor novel writer hai unhone 16 saal ki umar mai apna phela novel mere khwaab mere jugnu publish kia tha aur master's degree in english hasil karne ke baad unhone writing ko apna career bana liya, unke mashoor novels hai jaise jannat ke patay namal, mushaf, mala aur bohot sare shamil hai

When brilliant but grief-stricken scientist Dr. Aiden Cole is sent to investigate a mysterious signal from the alien world of Aetheria, he discovers an ancient power that could save Earth's dying civilization. But when ruthless OmniCore director Adrian Voss seeks to seize that power at any cost, Aiden must uncover the truth behind a forgotten civilization and stop him before both Earth and Aetheria are destroyed forever.

Before anyone says anything!.......................................................................................................................................... I LIKE THE SHOW OK!!!! Also read the story as we parody the popular? Show that is Gabby's Dollhouse... just a little different

Hello. Welcome to my world-where hatred is inherited and competition is compulsory. Aayu and Samay have been rivals since childhood, thanks to a broken friendship between their parents that turned two families into enemies. Living next door only makes it worse-every exam, every achievement, every moment is a battle. When Samay chooses science, Aayu is forced to follow, leaving behind her own dreams just to prove she's better than him. But as their rivalry grows, so do the questions. What if the person she hates the most... is the only one who truly understands her? And what if winning against him isn't really winning at all? #3 Funniest #2rivels

Building on the legacy of Classic Adventure, there was no way One Time Mage could flop. With even deeper immersion, human-like AI, a fantastic world, and rich storybuilding, it was the game meant to carry the next generation of full-dive gaming. Vincent, better known as BakingTray, expected nothing less than the best. And they delivered. But after a series of unfortunate events, the world begins to shift, dragging him into a storyline he never wished to be part of. Now, he just has to make sure he doesn't lose his mind.

နွေးရိပ်ရွာဆိုတဲ့ နာမည်နဲ့လိုက်အောင် နွေးထွေးမှုအပြည့်ရှိတဲ့ ရွာလေးမှာ ဆုံတွေ့ခဲ့ကြတဲ့ကောင်လေးနှစ်ယောက်..

funny 😂 no sad this time

unfortunately, they did not

Mariya visits her husband John in Chennai for a weekend. He shares an apartment with five other men from their village,cousins and childhood friends. John has spent eleven years lying to Mariya, telling her the apartment is clean, the boys are disciplined, and everything is perfectly respectable. Within hours of her arrival, their eight-year-old daughter finds a condom on the sofa. Mariya demands to know whose it is. Nobody confesses. So she does the only logical thing, she interrogates all six men, one by one. By the end of the weekend, nobody has claimed the condom, but everyone has accidentally confessed to something else.

Paul Joseph McConnell x Austin Cooper Barcus

After being betrayed by her family and left for dead, 18-year-old Zikora reinvents herself as Nyx, a mysterious new face in the city. With a carefully crafted plan, she begins taking down everyone who wronged her. But as secrets unravel and her enemies grow desperate, Zikora must decide if revenge is worth losing herself completely.

Just rare photos of The Notorious B.I.G AKA Biggie Smalls.

The grinchhh heheerre. Sorry these are VERY short chapters :) btw this is REALLY unhinged.

𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥😎📱