Funnyshit Stories

"𝐎𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "𝐴 𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒(𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒) 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑝 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑏𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 !! 𝑎𝑚 𝐼 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝑁𝑜𝑝𝑒!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ x - ᴏᴄꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ (Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴄ ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ᴏᴄ) x - ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ/ɪɴꜱᴜʟᴛꜱ....ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴅᴋ

🌙✨ Destiny Series 3 - "Where destiny blossoms again."✨🌙 "Kuch raastey taqdeer likhti hai... aur kuch log un raaston par bas chalte jaate hain, anjaane mein bhi ek manzil ki taraf." ────── ❃ ────── 🌟✨ The Star and the Blue Lily 🌸💙 "Some stories bloom like stars... and some stars carry the fragrance of a forgotten flower." Gul-e-Sitara - A Flower made of Stars ────── ❃ ────── "Unka jawab toh sun liya... aap ka? Aap ka kya jawab hai... is rishtey ke baare mein?" "Aap ke jawab ka intezaar rahega." ────── ❃ ────── "Phir bhi... I wanted to hear it from you. Mera dil chahta hai ke main tumse sunu. Tumhare lafzon mein." "ji... wo..." "Bas ha ya na, Niloufer. That's enough." "Ha... I accept our proposal." ────── ❃ ────── ✨ Sohail Shaikh: Calm. Clear. A man whose name carries the meaning of stars and moonlight. He does not raise his voice, yet his presence is felt. Not possessive. Only protective. Disciplined, talented, and deeply rooted in faith, Sohail knows more than he says and waits only when it truly matters. 🌸 Niloufer Farooqi: A blue water lily. Rare. Shy. Her belief in love faded when her first marriage broke within family walls. Her shyness is not weakness, nor pretense. She chose silence. Lowered gazes. Stolen glances. A desi Muslim girl who learned to guard her heart without hardening it. ────── ❃ ────── Two souls. Two separate worlds. Never meant to touch. Never meant to belong. But Destiny... Destiny had other plans. It whispered softly: "You were written for each other." ✨ Because some flowers bloom only when stars align. ✨ ────── ❃ ────── ⚠️Capters are long, around 10000 words each. read when you gave the time and patience to enjoy them properly.

" ඔයා පන්තිභාර ටීචර් මං නසරාණි ළමයෙක්.. කවදාවත් බේරෙන්න ලැබෙන්නෙ නෑ මගෙ වදයෙන්.. ඒ නිසා මට නෑ ඔයාගෙ අවධානෙන් අඩුවක්.. මං දුවන්නෙ නෑ, හෙමීට තෝරගන්න දඬුවම්..." සුදු නෙළුමකට පෙම් බැඳපු නසරාණි නිල් මහනෙල් මලක්!! 💙✨️

After a brutal car accident wipes five years of Evelyn's memory, she wakes up in the arms of a stranger - a man who claims to be her husband. Ryan, a man feared by many for his ruthless nature, has only ever shown Evelyn his gentler side - the side that worships her. Now, with her memories lost and her emotions overwhelming her, Evelyn sees Ryan as nothing but a stranger. Determined to win her back, Ryan fights to rekindle the love they once shared - but will her 5 year old self willingly accept her today's choice ,to him.........to know more dig into "My Obsessed Husband".

Adrian Vale works in a bookshop, his days spent stacking books. One night, an unfamiliar pain grips the tattoo on his left hand-something that has never happened before. Deep within, he senses that his past is creeping back into his life.

නිහඩ අහසක් මැද, හදවත් අවදි කරනා ස්වරයන් දෙක, එකිනෙකා සොයා ගන්නා සෙමින් ගලා යන, නිහඩ තනුව......... Started Date-2025/11/23 Published Date-2025/11/24

Started: 4/02/2026 Born in a small country where rich people look down on people who is out of their League, maids who can only endure the endless torture. Sacrificing their dignity just to feed their Children and Men who work endless just to support their family. Some kids blame their parents because they aren't wealthy like other kids. Parents crying over bills they can't afford. Grandparents selling taho, Street food and Grandmothers selling Food in the Canteen just to support w Grandchildren. Yet other people are praying for typhoons just to Suspend classes. But behind their prayers are Parents trying to support their family and their Grand childrens. Yet in opposite ways Satina Blaire C. Schneider didn't complain, she work hard for her family, even at a young age she understood the feeling of Not having everything she wanted. Yes she was gifted with Intelligence but not every gift doesn't have risks. Glacier Alexandrian H. Chua was born with a silver spoon. Maids and nanny's in his hand 24/7, at a young age he received everything, but never her love. Can Tadhana intertwine both of them or is it possible for Cupid to miss an arrow?

Before anyone says anything!.......................................................................................................................................... I LIKE THE SHOW OK!!!! Also read the story as we parody the popular? Show that is Gabby's Dollhouse... just a little different

✨🕊️🌌 🤍Pesh-e-Lafz🤍 Yeh kahani sirf chaar ladkiyon ki nahi hai... asal me yeh kahani poori duniya ki hai. Ek aisi duniya...jo chamak, shohrat, jazbaat aur khwahishon ke peechhe asal raaste se bhatak chuki hai. Yahan log guzaar rahe hain magar sukoon nahi hain, yahan chehron par muskurahatein hain magar dilon me khali pan hai. Yeh chaar ladkiyan bhi isi bheer ka hissa thi. Kabhi apni marziyon me gum, kabhi ghalat mohabbat ke dhoke me, kabhi rishton ke naam par hone wali khamosh qurbaniyon me. Zindagi ne unhein woh sab dikhaya jo insaan ko tod deta hai... tanhai, dard, ghaltiyan, aur nafs ke haathon shikast. Magar jab insaan har darwaza band hota dekhta hai, tab usey ek darwaza khud-ba-khud khulta mehsoos hota hai... Allah ki taraf lautne ka darwaza. Yeh kahani batati hai ke gumrahi ka safar jitna bhi lamba kyun na ho, agar qadam palat jayein to Rah-e-Hidaya mil hi jati hai. Yeh dastaan un ke liye hai jo samajhte hain ke woh bohot door nikal aaye hain kyun ke Allah se doori kabhi itni zyada nahi hoti ke wapsi mumkin na ho. Aur yaqeen rakhiye... Hidayat sirf raasta nahi, balkay rehmat hoti hai un dilon ke liye jo sach me talash karte hain. Aur yaqeenan... yeh hidayat aur rehmat hai sirf un ke liye jo imaan laate hain. ✨🕊️🌌

Building on the legacy of Classic Adventure, there was no way One Time Mage could flop. With even deeper immersion, human-like AI, a fantastic world, and rich storybuilding, it was the game meant to carry the next generation of full-dive gaming. Vincent, better known as BakingTray, expected nothing less than the best. And they delivered. But after a series of unfortunate events, the world begins to shift, dragging him into a storyline he never wished to be part of. Now, he just has to make sure he doesn't lose his mind.

He said "I do." But not to the person he loved. Min Yoongi was forced into a marriage he never wanted. A perfect wedding. A perfect bride. A perfect lie. Because his heart? It never belonged to her. It belonged to Park Jimin-the one he crossed the line with... the one he chose to lose. Now they stand on opposite sides of a promise Yoongi never meant, while seven idiots try to fix a marriage that was never supposed to exist. But some truths don't stay buried. And some love... refuses to disappear.

Meet Dawn 😐🖤 🔗😈🧠 and Faye 😋🎀 🌸💥🧠 The human versions of caffeinated raccoons with poor impulse control. Currently monetizing a haunted apartment. Most people run from haunted apartments. Dawn and Faye moved in on purpose. After getting evicted (for reasons that may or may not involve a séance, a fire alarm, and a oujia board), the twins find the perfect place: Room 404, Marlow Apartments. It has a certain reputation... Tenants don't stay. Lights flicker. Walls bleed. Something whispers at exactly 3:17 a.m. The ghosts expect screaming. Panic. Maybe tears. What they get instead is a camera in their face and: "Wait-can you do that again but slower? The lighting was bad." Within days, the haunting is no longer a tragedy. It's content. And when Dawn and Faye launch Ghost Hunters Inc., a paranormal investigation channel that treats actual spirits like mildly inconvenient coworkers, things spiral out of control faster than anyone-living or dead-can handle. Viewer discretion is advised. Not because of the ghosts. But because of the chaotic twins who are determined to turn everything into content and monetization. Could you handle them?

a book full of anime memes and my unfunny humor, hope you like or enjoy the anime memes, stay hydrated and hope to put a smile on your face and brighten up your day!

Enjoy the daily dose of &team chaos and.... they are mess for sure! #noniconolife!!!!!

Rock Lee has an...emo phase???? First published November 17 2025

"What a tangled mess you have here. Tell me miss, when was the last time you ever combed this forest looking thing..." •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Bad boy, Travis Scott, is as bad as can be. He's hot, so hot, the sun can kiss his skin! He has a reputation that he can live up until death. He's as popular as a celebrity, envied by guys and he's every girl's dream. He's Rich, arrogant, pompous and a stubborn kid who thinks the whole world revolves around his money. He can do just about anything and get away with it, without so much as a blink of an eye. He eventually has his sight set on a new girl, Kira Bentley, A common girl from a poor family. So poor that she had to take to dancing on the streets to support her poor mother. but she finds him a jerk. Travis never gets turned down, and he would do anything to get what he wants. Even if it means pranking her. ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ In this book, just like in life, there'll be moments of pain and tears. But there'll also be moments of happiness, joy, laughter, and love. I'm not really into the description thingie; so its more of a dialogue kinda thing. Enjoy🍀 STORY LINE, CHARACTERS, PLACES ARE ALL MINE. SO PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR: DO NOT COPY, EDIT, RE POST, TAKE CREDITS... ETC, WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION! © 2020. ZiiWrld Word count: Excluding Author's Notes~ More than 56,262 words•

My phone ran out of storage so I upload my memes here:) . . . Shits funny wut can I say . . All if not most of them aren't mine but credit to the original creators SLOW UPDATES

I was Taehyung's sister-everyone's "princess." But I wanted my own life. So I worked for Min Yoongi, the cold CEO no one can handle. I survived... and I fell. But he wasn't just my boss. He was my brother's lost best friend. Seven promises. One scandal. And a love that refuses to break.

A bunch of Spongebob quotes and facts!

"၅ ယောက်၊ ၁ အိမ်၊ အလွဲပေါင်းစုံ" "တို့ ၅ ယောက်ရဲ့ စနေနေ့ စွန့်စားခန်း"