Funnyshit Stories

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐮𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬" "𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞, 𝐅𝐁𝐈 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐀 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞" "𝐁𝐑𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵍᵉᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳ ⁿᵉʷ ᵃˡᵗ ᵘˢᵉʳ ˡᵉᵃᵏᵉᵈ, ʳⁱᵏᵒ⁽ᵃᵏᵃ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ⁾ ˢᵘᵈᵈᵉⁿˡʸ ᵍᵉᵗˢ ᵃᵈᵈᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃⁿ ⁱⁿˢᵗᵃ ᵍᶜ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ᵇᵘⁿᶜʰ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵘʸˢ...ʷʰⁱᶜʰ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢⁱᵍⁿᵃˡ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ⁿᵉʷ ᵈᵉˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ʷᵉᵃᵖᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ x - ʀɪᴋᴏ ɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ, ʙᴜᴛ ꜱʜᴇ'ꜱ ʏ/ɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ x - ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ/ɪɴꜱᴜʟᴛꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰᴜɴꜱɪᴇꜱꜱꜱꜱꜱ x - ʏᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛꜱ(?) ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏ ɴꜱꜰᴡ A/N-6/26/25: most parts are going to undergo some reworks so if you want to reread some of your favorite parts in the future, I'll be quick to try and make it to that episode specifically !!!

Yin Wong never believed in love. All he wanted was peace for his mother-a respect she never got from his powerful father and arrogant brother. But when his family crossed the line, Yin decided to give them a lesson they would never forget. The solution? A fake marriage. The partner? War-a boy who is everything Yin never expected: sassy, fearless, and dangerously good at stealing hearts. What started as just an act to fix a broken family slowly turns into late-night laughter, stolen glances, and feelings that neither of them planned for. But pretending is easy. Admitting it's real? That's the hard part. 💍 A story of fake vows, real love, family battles, and the beautiful chaos of finding forever. 💍 * * * * * * ⚠️ Disclaimer ⚠️ ▪️All photos used are not mine → full credit goes to their rightful owners. ▪️This story is a work of fiction → characters, events, and situations are purely imaginary. ▪️Please do not copy, repost, or translate my work without permission. 💙

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

🌙✨ Destiny Series 3 - "Where destiny blossoms again."✨🌙 "Kuch raastey taqdeer likhti hai... aur kuch log un raaston par bas chalte jaate hain, anjaane mein bhi ek manzil ki taraf." ────── ❃ ────── 🌟✨ The Star and the Blue Lily 🌸💙 "Some stories bloom like stars... and some stars carry the fragrance of a forgotten flower." Gul-e-Sitara - A Flower made of Stars ────── ❃ ────── "Unka jawab toh sun liya... aap ka? Aap ka kya jawab hai... is rishtey ke baare mein?" "Aap ke jawab ka intezaar rahega." ────── ❃ ────── "Phir bhi... I wanted to hear it from you. Mera dil chahta hai ke main tumse sunu. Tumhare lafzon mein." "ji... wo..." "Bas ha ya na, Niloufer. That's enough." "Ha... I accept our proposal." ────── ❃ ────── ✨ Sohail Shaikh: Calm. Clear. A man whose name carries the meaning of stars and moonlight. He does not raise his voice, yet his presence is felt. Not possessive. Only protective. Disciplined, talented, and deeply rooted in faith, Sohail knows more than he says and waits only when it truly matters. 🌸 Niloufer Farooqi: A blue water lily. Rare. Shy. Her belief in love faded when her first marriage broke within family walls. Her shyness is not weakness, nor pretense. She chose silence. Lowered gazes. Stolen glances. A desi Muslim girl who learned to guard her heart without hardening it. ────── ❃ ────── Two souls. Two separate worlds. Never meant to touch. Never meant to belong. But Destiny... Destiny had other plans. It whispered softly: "You were written for each other." ✨ Because some flowers bloom only when stars align. ✨ ────── ❃ ────── ⚠️Capters are long, around 10000 words each. read when you gave the time and patience to enjoy them properly.

After their father disappears at sea, Maxine Routledge is left holding everything together while her brother, John Booker Routledge, slowly falls apart. Nine months later, nothing is the same... and neither is she. Then there's Rafe Cameron. Dangerous. Off-limits. Impossible to ignore. Because in the Outer Banks, lines blur... and the one you should stay away from is the one you can't.

This story I wrote is completely based on romantic fiction. In this story the characters fall in love with each other. But destiny never supports them. The main lead character male (Jun) and the second lead character male (Zain) both want to confess their feelings to their love one but they are afraid of heart breaking. Another side, the main lead character female (Inayath) and the second lead character female ( Ayrah) both are unknown about their feelings, they are ambitious about their career and life. One day both male characters decided to confess their love to them and they don't care what ever goes in the end. After confessing their love to female characters they never thought something happened like this to them. What do you think, what happened with them?

Satina Blaire C. Torres was always calm and collected, she can held back her pride and could be the girl that you always wanted. Kind, carefree, playful and also serious. But..... In every perfect girl, There's always a flaw, she was accused of something she never did and she tried to prove herself. But that was a serious mistake. More serious than anyone could believe, with that mistake taunting her mind she couldn't handle the pressure yet she still faught. She didn't start the fire but everyone thought she did..... In the end she burned in the fire she never created. The Waves Crashed violently in the shore and the Once little Satina disappeared without a trace. Can Tadhana ever change her back?

Built on the legacy of Classic Adventure, it promised everything players had been waiting for: deeper immersion, true magic, and a world where every decision mattered. Vincent-better known by his in-game name BakingTray-logs in expecting nothing more than another unforgettable adventure. But the longer he plays, the more the world feels... prepared. As if it's testing him. Watching him. Sorting players into roles they never chose. Vincent thinks it's just brilliant AI. He has no idea what kind of future this "game" was built for.

a book full of anime memes and my unfunny humor, hope you like or enjoy the anime memes, stay hydrated and hope to put a smile on your face and brighten up your day!

Dark fantasy, funny moments. A few smut. And a girl discovering her origin. Read on

A story of waiting, mystery, parents entertainment, Romance, chemestry, Frndship, in this Lot of mainleads...

They called me the whale of Jefferson High. The girl who ate too much, laughed too loud, and dreamed too big... but everyone said I was too fat to matter. No friends. No support. Not even my father seemed to care. My only loyal companion? My dog. Yeah... my dog had more friends than I did. Enter my cousin-the self-proclaimed "fitness fairy"-who dragged me to the gym. And that's when I met him... my hot, intimidating, ridiculously ripped trainer. He's tall, he's strict, and somehow, he makes my heart race while I sweat like a waterfall. But this isn't just a story about push-ups and protein shakes. It's about surviving high school bullies, hiding dark family secrets, and learning that transformation isn't just about your body... it's about your mind, your heart, and surviving the chaos of life. Will I rise from ridicule to confidence? Will I finally stand up to the people who laughed at me? Or will my secrets-and his-tear us apart before we even start? Humor, heartache, and a little heat. This is my story. And yes... my dog has more personality than half the people at Jefferson High. 🐶❤️ ©

Before anyone says anything!.......................................................................................................................................... I LIKE THE SHOW OK!!!! Also read the story as we parody the popular? Show that is Gabby's Dollhouse... just a little different

Jung Erika, a girl growing up in a poor family, but she's actually the daughter of a wealthy couple. Erika gets hit by a car and her spirit dies a miserable death thanks to Jung Jun-ah. Meanwhile, Kim Taeyeon, a real princess, the heiress of the powerful Empire Group, is murdered by her greedy relatives. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself in another girl's body. She has become Jung Erika and has a magic system-009 in her body! With the help of 009, she begins her journey for revenge. She would avenge poor Jung Erika, punish her murderers, become the most famous star, and... make up with her true love-Hwang Stephanie (Tiffany Hwang). "This is Just Fan edition not Original storyline Thanks to Author Meng Luo Ting Die" 👉🏻Just want to share some Amazing Story 😊

This is an Obama x trump book (THIS IS SATIRE!)

නිහඩ අහසක් මැද, හදවත් අවදි කරනා ස්වරයන් දෙක, එකිනෙකා සොයා ගන්නා සෙමින් ගලා යන, නිහඩ තනුව......... Started Date-2025/11/23 Published Date-2025/11/24

✨🕊️🌌 🤍Pesh-e-Lafz🤍 Yeh kahani sirf chaar ladkiyon ki nahi hai... asal me yeh kahani poori duniya ki hai. Ek aisi duniya...jo chamak, shohrat, jazbaat aur khwahishon ke peechhe asal raaste se bhatak chuki hai. Yahan log guzaar rahe hain magar sukoon nahi hain, yahan chehron par muskurahatein hain magar dilon me khali pan hai. Yeh chaar ladkiyan bhi isi bheer ka hissa thi. Kabhi apni marziyon me gum, kabhi ghalat mohabbat ke dhoke me, kabhi rishton ke naam par hone wali khamosh qurbaniyon me. Zindagi ne unhein woh sab dikhaya jo insaan ko tod deta hai... tanhai, dard, ghaltiyan, aur nafs ke haathon shikast. Magar jab insaan har darwaza band hota dekhta hai, tab usey ek darwaza khud-ba-khud khulta mehsoos hota hai... Allah ki taraf lautne ka darwaza. Yeh kahani batati hai ke gumrahi ka safar jitna bhi lamba kyun na ho, agar qadam palat jayein to Rah-e-Hidaya mil hi jati hai. Yeh dastaan un ke liye hai jo samajhte hain ke woh bohot door nikal aaye hain kyun ke Allah se doori kabhi itni zyada nahi hoti ke wapsi mumkin na ho. Aur yaqeen rakhiye... Hidayat sirf raasta nahi, balkay rehmat hoti hai un dilon ke liye jo sach me talash karte hain. Aur yaqeenan... yeh hidayat aur rehmat hai sirf un ke liye jo imaan laate hain. ✨🕊️🌌

Thirty thirty-word fics, for Meredith/Addison, for Pride 2021.

A Muslim love story settled around campus romance. (Slow burn 🔥) Salwa Islam is going through her senior year while struggling with financial aid. Taking part in several part-time jobs isn't easy for a woman with a child, whether it be working in a coffee shop or a waitress at an Indian Restaurant. As difficult as it already is, she faces a dilemma when her life starts interfering with Sufyan Hakim. ----------------------- ⚠️𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐌 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒! ⚠️𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑: 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐈𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐦. 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. Most Impressive Rankings #6 islamicfiction - 6/1/23 #12 islam - 12/20/21 #142 religion - 9/1/22 #149 religion - 12/2/21

Just some random sayings I hear in my life.