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Welcome to the wild, adorable, and sometimes stinky world of Messi's Little Chaos! ⚽👶💩 Follow baby Ciro, the tiniest troublemaker in the Messi family, as he turns everyday life upside down with giggles, mischief, and endless chaos. From epic diaper disasters to hilarious sibling fights, stubborn standoffs, and unforgettable family moments, no day is ever boring. Join Messi, Antonella, Mateo, Thiago, and of course baby Ciro, as they navigate love, laughter, and the unpredictable adventures of raising the cutest (and messiest) baby ever. 🍼✨ Warning: extreme cuteness, uncontrollable laughter, and a little bit of chaos ahead! 😆💖

Short stories based on my own writing and headcannons for books I've read, or that I'm reading, yay! Blah blah blah, I am a vampire Some stories contain graphic violence, and/or, sexual content, I'll say that in the title of the chapter though, so don't worry

Percy goes on an adventure (to go groceries shopping) and somehow gets a Llama instead of groceries, how you must think well read on to find out. note: this is my first storie on Wattpad and also currently writing a book i would love feedback for improvement and notes for my future book i am not good at it though i am giving it a trie

Halloween 🎃

Tess, a hot-headed, tutu-wearing maid from New York City, gets a job working for a rich and powerful Virginian family who come from old money. When the family's devilishly handsome and business-minded son, Cole, returns home to the ranch to visit for a few weeks, he meets Tess and they begin a whirlwind romance. Then, without warning, Cole's mother fires Tess on Cole's instructions. Heartbroken, Tess moves back to New York City, only to discovers she's pregnant. She vows to hide the baby from Cole and makes a new life for herself in NYC. Meanwhile, a terrible horse-riding accident leaves Cole barren. A chance meeting between Tess and Cole's mother threatens to uncover the secret of the hidden baby, and she may find out how Cole reacts to the heir he no longer thought possible sooner than she'd like.

A sarcastic bear that is just trying to get through life.

Short poem I wrote when I went for walk at night. Universal beauty; the stars in sky, speaks something to one passing by. P.S. That lines are not from poem.

What do you do when you wake up one day to realize the Biblical Apocalypse has begun? The evil red skinned guy with bull-like horns aka The Devil has escaped the prison in hell, landed on Earth and is hoola-hooping around the planet kicking adorable puppies and ugly ducklings alike. The angles and demons are fighting with plastic swords and BB guns and you're stuck between these amateur loosers rolling your eyes at the heavens thinking about what do. This, little grasshopper, is a complete guide for you, to help you through the Apocalypse. Caution: Contains a lot of swearing ! Started: 19th June '16 Highest Ranking: #65 Humor (20th June '16)

Have you ever read a story about a boy using the verses of the bible as a weapon of mass seduction? Well. . here's a very short story for you.

So this is a story about a guy who is kinda delusional he thinks that he is perfect and he is born to achieve Greatness, he thinks that he is extraordinary and above all but the truth is he is full of insecurities, Self-centered and spoiled. The story revolves around different stages of his life and about how he ends up in comical situations when he is out in the real world where reality hits him shows him his real place and matures as the story goes on.

Do you like to laugh? Well then here are some humourous short stories that are sure to make you laugh!

In modern-day Japan, one girl stands out-not just for her unwavering faith, but for the sheer intensity of her devotion. Nagisa Takamori, a high school student with a deep love for Jesus Christ, is no ordinary believer. She knows the entire Bible by heart, and whenever she hears someone mention God, she bursts into passionate sermons that can last for hours. Her four best friends-two boys and two girls-are fellow Christians, but they've learned to tread carefully around certain topics, knowing that just saying "Jesus" will unleash an all-day theological discussion. But while Nagisa is full of joy when speaking of God's love, she has zero tolerance for blasphemy. The moment someone insults Jesus, God, or the Holy Spirit, her demeanor shifts into something terrifying-so intense that even demons fear her rage. Whether it's a random atheist mocking Christianity, a disrespectful TV broadcast, or an anti-God statement at the Olympics, her holy fury is unmatched. Her friends constantly have to hold her back before she does something drastic.

all characters belong to me, and stuff. This book is about the wonderful life of Jybbly the Seagull and the obstacles he faces in life.

There's no definite storyline. A different story takes place every time. Also, each story takes place in different time periods (*previous applies* unless stated otherwise.) I made these stories out of fun and sheer boredom. The main characters will always be the band members of Rammstein. Also, some of the stories are OLD. Push through the cringey ones to get to the better ones haha. - (If something is incorrect or offensive, please tell me. I am willing to correct offensive remarks or ignorant comments.)

Just a book of bad puns and jokes.

Hey! HEY YOU! Read this before diving into this rubbish eBook! 365 Days of random is a daily book you can read every day to get ironic, unfunny humor. You're probably depressed. Don't worry, I'm here to not help you. This contains humor that cannot be handled by people who are people. Proceed with caution, or not. I don't care. © AXIS Creatives 2017 All Rights Reserved

A book of relatable things that might have already happened in your everyday life. Some of these "Can You Relate" parts are just made up too! Lets See If You Can Relate!

Peppa Pig soon faces reality... and it's not pretty.... at all...