Funnystories Stories

"Laughter is the best medicine but if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine." ? "Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive." ? Hello awesome people! Welcome to this joke book. It is actually a continuation of my other joke book, 'Just For Laughter'. Most of the jokes are not mine so a massive thanks to the people who came up with them. Sml for any one who decides to check this book out. Oh and I apologize if anything in this book is offensive to anyone. Enjoy! ♡ ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤

The moon whispered my destiny through the cracks of time. The stars aligned. The ancestors gathered. Angels descended. Ancient prophecies awakened. Noah arrived. Moses appeared. The Four Horsemen rode across the horizon. Even the burning bush showed up. The universe had spent eternity preparing for this moment. Every sign pointed toward a single path. Every voice demanded an answer. Every force in existence waited. There was only one problem. I didn't care. A ridiculous parody of chosen-one stories, cosmic destiny, ancient prophecies, and every dramatic fantasy trope ever written. A tale where the fate of existence hangs in the balance, celestial beings hold their breath, and the greatest buildup in history crashes headfirst into the world's simplest response. The ancestors waited. The universe waited. The burning bush waited. And I said: "Nah." 🖕 Comedy • Parody • Satire • Fantasy • Absurd Humor 😭🔥🌳🏆💀

I kindapp @UraSimp000 cause I want to :D Random one-shots will be made here. If I need help deciding if I want to do smth to a charecter I'll upload here. QnA will be held here just in case you have questions. Spoilers for books that will be released in the near future will be uploaded here when I'm nearing the end of a book that I've been working on. New chapters to do with dramatic monologues! How exciting! [ Please do not advertise your accounts in the comment section of this book! ]

Short Funny Stories that will crack you up in 60 seconds!

What do you do when you wake up one day to realize the Biblical Apocalypse has begun? The evil red skinned guy with bull-like horns aka The Devil has escaped the prison in hell, landed on Earth and is hoola-hooping around the planet kicking adorable puppies and ugly ducklings alike. The angles and demons are fighting with plastic swords and BB guns and you're stuck between these amateur loosers rolling your eyes at the heavens thinking about what do. This, little grasshopper, is a complete guide for you, to help you through the Apocalypse. Caution: Contains a lot of swearing ! Started: 19th June '16 Highest Ranking: #65 Humor (20th June '16)

Two inseparable friends live a hectic life in the Upper West Side between conflicts, love stories and manipulations, and they have to live with a place full of potts.

Short poem I wrote when I went for walk at night. Universal beauty; the stars in sky, speaks something to one passing by. P.S. That lines are not from poem.

A book of relatable things that might have already happened in your everyday life. Some of these "Can You Relate" parts are just made up too! Lets See If You Can Relate!

I just write anything I find interesting when I think. Cover picture belongs to @.weekndsxlovee on Twitter

A Shrek X Fiona X Donkey X Prince Charming Fanfic Shrek, Fiona and Donkey have been living normal lives in the swamp. One fruitful day, Prince Charming paid a visit to the luscious green swamp to attempt to murder Shrek and his 3 ogre babies. When Prince Charming arrives, a messenger from Lord Farquaad's kingdom announces the commencement of the annual Coronavirus plague. With Prince Charming stuck in the swamp, what will happen next?

Hi 👋 so this book if for anyone who would like their character to be drawn. Their is (of course) a few rules set in place, some of them are very basic, and not that hard to follow. The rules will be placed in the first chapter for everyone to see (You MUST read them if you want your character to be drawn) commission's are free and I don't mind drawing complex characters, I find them really fun to draw actually. I will always credit the user unless said user would like to remain anonymous. if so private chat with me is always welcome. have fun looking at art I guess! 😁

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This is idiots

One of the darkest secrets behind band kids.

Farmer Joe gets a rude awakening when he finds out that he's cows been turned canabblistic by a demon. Farmer Joe save his cows?

Randomness

Megs Kat and Sarah go on a dangerous journey to save all the chickens by killing Chicken God that keeps stealing chickens because he's the chicken protector or just loves eating chicken. Will Megs Kat and Sarah defeat the Chicken God or go home because their both lazy who knows? Story cover was made by my sister