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"𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳, 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳-𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 '𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘢𝘭'?" Y/N isn't your average bender. While the Avatar has the weight of the world on his shoulders, Y/N has the primordial spirit of light, Raava, stuck in her head-and they mostly just gossip and roast people. After a lifetime of self-teaching and wandering, Y/N joins Aang, Katara, and Sokka on their quest to save the world. ​There's just one problem: the exiled prince chasing them is, in Y/N's professional opinion, 𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 attractive. ​Despite the fact that he's trying to capture her friends, Y/N embarks on a secondary mission: making Prince Zuko her boyfriend. Through high-speed chases, tragic backstories, and accidental world-saving, Y/N keeps the vibes weird and the flirting loud. Zuko wants his honor; Y/N just wants him to hold her hand. It's a long road from "I'm going to capture you" to "I'm going to marry you," but Y/N has never heard the word "no" in a language she understands.

"𝘐 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘪... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵, 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘯𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘴. 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦." Despite being one of Liyue's most celebrated chefs, Y/N has the unfortunate luck of a Bennett-level disaster magnet. After a terrifying encounter with a Hilichurl tribe leads her to the cold, distant Vigilant Yaksha, her life becomes a series of narrow escapes and almond tofu offerings. While Xiao claims he only saves her to maintain the peace of Liyue, the constant presence of a girl who listens as well as she cooks begins to melt the karmic ice around his heart.

One Sunday morning, everything was normal. I (Karthik) was lying on the bed, scrolling through my phone. Mom was in the kitchen. Dad was watching the news. My younger brother was playing games. Suddenly... The WiFi stopped working. The Silence For the first 10 seconds... no one noticed. After that... "Internet is not working!" my brother shouted. I raised my phone up in the air, hoping to catch some signal 😅 Mom said, "I thought it was a gas problem... but this is an internet problem!" Dad calmly said, "Go check the router." The Investigation For the first time ever... All of us stood together in front of the router. Usually, we don't even sit together like this. Dad turned the router off and on again... Still nothing. The Real Drama My brother almost started crying, "My game!!!" I said, "No reels... what am I supposed to do now?" Suddenly, Mom said, "You all are free now, right? Come help me in the kitchen." We were all shocked 😳 Unexpected Things Without WiFi: Dad started talking with Mom I played real games with my brother Mom even started telling jokes (big surprise 😂) We all laughed... After a long time... It actually felt like a real family moment. The Twist After one hour... The WiFi came back. Everyone picked up their phones again. But after 2 minutes... Dad said, "I think it's better if WiFi goes off sometimes." We all laughed. But deep inside... We all agreed. Moral Sometimes, losing connection online helps you reconnect in real life. Written by: Venkata Ramakrishna

𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨-𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐦. Y/N is a 20-year-old fireball from the real world whose life is a chaotic mix of caring for her martial-arts-master grandfather and aggressively simping for 𝗦𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵, the legendary silver-haired general of 𝐹𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝐹𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑦 𝑉𝐼𝐼. Between practicing roundhouse kicks and replaying her favorite boss fights, she never expected a console glitch to literally pull her into Midgar. ​She wakes up as an 𝗘𝗹𝗳-a mythical rarity with pointy ears and a mysterious connection to the Planet-but her "main character" moment is slightly dampened by her own clutziness. Despite her ability to take down a Behemoth with her bare fists (thanks to Grandpa's training), she can't seem to walk past Sephiroth without tripping over air or shouting something wildly inappropriate about his hair-care routine. ​Recruited by Shinra, Y/N's "Operation: Marry the General" actually starts to work. Her relentless yapping, infectious positivity, and refusal to treat Sephiroth like a cold god begin to thaw his icy heart. But as the dark truth of the Nibelheim incident looms, the comedy turns to tragedy. When Sephiroth descends into madness and fire, Y/N is forced to choose: follow her "idol" into the darkness or stand with Cloud and the "good guys" to save the man behind the monster.

Bad things happen in threes; at least, that's what Annie Fullerton has always believed. And the way her life is shaping up, she feels like the proverbial poster girl! Her career as an up-and-coming sous chef has gone up in smoke, she's lost her beloved pet, and then her roommate, Danica, has betrayed her in the worst possible way. It's the straw that breaks the camel's back. I mean, come on! A person can only take so much! In a sudden, impulsive move, Annie pulls up stakes in the big city and drives out of Dodge to start over. When she finds herself on a remote Gulf Island on BC's west coast, she unexpectedly lands a job at The Scarlet Armadillo - a quaint and tiny café in a quaint and even tinier community. But, after a few weeks on the job, and for reasons Annie can't explain, it seems everyone who eats her Soup D'Jour sees their luck changed for the better, be it in their career, studies, finances, or even in love. Is there something in the water, or does Annie have skills she isn't aware of? When she receives something precious in the mail-something that belonged to her recently departed and much-loved grandmother-Annie discovers a little something about magic, meals, men, and most importantly, the unique ingredients so vital for living a happy life.

Rich kids. Top universities. Perfect resumes. They applied for a prestigious biotech internship... but ended up in an old building in Jeju Island with seven brutally honest professionals. Their CEO? A Harvard biotech graduate who runs a small café and restaurant, lives in a tiny two-room house, and makes nepo kids ride tractors with farmers and commute to the lab on a baby-blue scooter with a Shin-Chan helmet. But rumors say in Seoul he owns five houses, two restaurants, and a garage full of racing cars. So why is he living like he has nothing? Welcome to JEJU SIGNAL LOST a chaotic Rom-Com where rich interns lose their signal... and maybe learn how life actually works.

"what if your nurse is actually a crazy psychopath" ..... "Just kidding"

This is the continuation of Behind The Strings! I figured since I'm not doing anything why not make another one? Haha! Hope you guys like it! Please leave some feedbacks! It will help me so much💕 thank you!

When everything that ever happens in your life goes wrong, there's only one thing to rely on, and it's the most uncontrollable of them all.

Tavish and Zian are two college best friends united by one painful truth: Nithya, the girl who promised they were special, played them both. Now, their broken hearts have fueled an elaborate, strategic plot for revenge. Their plan requires an accomplice: Dia, the magnetic and effortlessly cool new girl on campus. Dia is recruited to shake Nithya's world, but she's got her own focus: landing the attention of the elusive senior, Prayaan. The moment Dia agrees to the mission, the game is on. But in a campus full of secrets and calculated moves, the boundaries of the plan start to crumble When every relationship is built on a lie, who wins the game of hearts?

She came to the past to escape her future. Eshani Sinha came from a world where everything had a reason- every step calculated, every choice controlled. But 2026 was different. It was messy. Unpredictable. Alive. A place where people loved without limits. Where moments weren't planned. Where life simply... happened. And where Ivaan Singhania existed. He was everything she didn't understand- and everything she couldn't walk away from. But the past isn't a place you can live in forever. And sometimes... loving someone means touching something you were never meant to change. Because time has a way of correcting what you alter~ even if it means taking away what you never wanted to lose.

satire, duh.

The clock at Calamity High is ticking down to doomsday... And Rick Jackson is worried he'll never be enough for his overachieving father. Lucky for Rick, his football coach is stepping into the role and becoming more of a dad to him every day. Little does Rick know who Coach really is, and what part Rick will play in the coming apocalypse.

Random essays and papers I wrote which are a little funny.

Humourous story of y/n and Jeon Jungkook A university student and A father How's Y/n going to suffer with these bratty father and son duo?!? Because she herself a naughty bug in the plant🤭🤭 To know more please read and find out its a secret 😉 A secret :- A shout out will be given to the first voter😉💖 Credit to it's owner as i have taken all the pictures from Pinterest If this story is a success I'll try to write one Indian story, so please support ❤️😊😘

The zombie breakout happened two years ago. Zombies are merely a nuisance compared to the other nasty things that have made an appearance, but they are still there. One day Isacc finds himself cornered by a zombie, and he does the unthinkable. He bites it first. It slowly starts to turn back into a regular human and says, "What on earth is going on?" "I bit you when you were a Zombie." "How did you even know that would work?" "I didn't, I just freaking panicked." Original Story, all characters belong to me.

it isn't boring to read some no sense stories and crack up dangerously than a monster come join my world and burst out in tears after laughing like maniac for straight 1 hours sorry if I ended up coming into your thoughts while you were giving your exams ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ all credits goes to my one and only cracked up SISTER her brain has a place where she keep her wicked imagination i am just the writer so little credits also goes to me <(￣︶￣)> so let's enjoy~~~~

A collection of short stories I come up with featuring OCs I have, as well as OCs from my friends. The art isn't mine, but it fits well with the theme. XD Anyway, enjoy the shorts I come up with. Also, check out AdorablyTiny's OC Shorts as well. Well, with her OC short ideas of course, but it does feature some of my OCs in it

(Winner of the #FacePalmAtThis Awards) "Once upon a time lived this hot girl who thought she was ugly. She was then adopted by One Direction...." Praise for this book (fake): 'This book should come with a health warning,' Gordon Ramsay. 'You will need to clean your eyes after reading this,' Simon Cowell