Funnystory Stories

Ek aisa emperor jo gaddi pe kam, drama mein zyada baithta hai. Meditation bolke marketing, seva bolke PR, aur gyaan bolke full-time entertainment. 😌🔥 Yahaan bhakt bhi confused hain, mummy log bhi impressed hain, aur hamare genZ bacche... bas sach bol dete hain (aur chappal kha lete hain). 🩴😂 Yha , Independent girl - Atom bomb 💣 Outsiders - Popcorn Gang 🍿 International Fans - BTS ARMY 🌐😂 President - "Did I accidentally walk into a reality show?" Mode 📺🤣 Earth - "Tectonic tantrums incoming" 🌍🔥🤣 Whitehouse - " Please take my lead " 🪩 Worldwide Agencies - " Hey crush we want you badly " 🥵 GenZ bacche - "Meme band "🗣️ Asia - "Please save me "😭 Power, hypocrisy, blind devotion aur accidental comedy ka perfect combo - jahan har scene bolega: "Kuch log mahaan nahi hote... bas mahaan lagte hain." ⚠️ Warning: - Hasna mana nahi hai - Logic optional hai - Reality se resemblance bilkul accidental... ya shayad nahi 😏 - has has ke bed se girne ka chance bht hai - jaise scene badhta jayega waise hi uncontrollable laughs aur excitement b badhti jayegi Agar aapko satire pasand hai, agar aap "dhongi vibes" pe hans sakte ho, toh swagat hai Dhongi Mafia ke rajya mein 👑😂

Meet TAHZEEB SHAIKH. A bubbly fun loving girl. For her family comes first. Who love reading, writing, cooking.She loves designing softwares. Who have small dreams in her life Making her own website and be an online influencer., who wants a loving husband, Nice and beloved family.She follows deen equally and belive in equality between man and women, poor and rich. Meet ARFAT KHAN. Father of twins. Seprated from first wife I.e love of his life. Loves his family. Believe in reality. Hates reading romantic books or watching romantic movies. Wants to make big name in I.T Industry. Meet Neha Sweet lovely girl Loves her friends and family Hates her mother. Meet Mahira Shy sweet lovely girl Becoming Psychiatrist Daughter of Doctor who works in rehab. Meet Vinay a.k.a Waqar Who is foeced to fall in love. Doesn't know anything expect what his mother told him about his past. Drug addict. Meet Humaira Money minded Mother of twins Runs away after giving birth to her twins. Can do anything for money. B*tch and devil. Meet Aarzoo Rich brat Money minded B*tch Devil ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Destiny bond them together. Lets see what happens when 2 person with opposite thinking and choices bond into the marriage. Start date:-20 November 2018

ok so this is my first Wattpad story but I wanted to hop on the trend of y/n slander fanfics because I wanted to interact with you guys, I dunno if this will get very popular but hey, a girl can dream right?

Have you ever wondered how it's like to be in a chaotic friend group? This book is gonna be full of me and my friends doing random chaotic and idiotic stuff. It might contain bad words so beware.

In this funny crossover between Ed, Edd, n Eddy and the Warhammer 40K universe, When a Warp-infused Ultra Jawbreaker crashes into the Cul-de-Sac, the Eds unknowingly ignite a galactic war between the Imperium of Man, the Forces of Chaos, and the mighty Shepherd of the Old Country. From Khârn the Betrayer challenging Rolf in a duel of honor, to Ed consuming the candy and ascending to godhood, the chaos only intensifies when the Emperor of Mankind himself arrives to restore order. As Eddy schemes, Double D panics, and Ed becomes a cosmic entity, will the Eds finally achieve their dream of endless jawbreakers-or will they be purged in holy fire? Featuring Warp Jesus Ed, Celestine questioning her life choices, and Rolf demanding five goats from the Emperor, this crossover is the most heretical thing to ever happen in the Cul-de-Sac. Will friendship triumph over the Grim Darkness of the Far Future? Or will Kevinicus still find a way to ruin everything? Embrace the chaos.

Dis ples is wer u can ship yoself wid foods! -Made when eggstremely hungry- Btw each story will use 2nd purrson p.o.v. Ye. 《REQUESTS CLOSED》 [[SLOW UPDATES]] Rankings: 19/12/2020: #food: 865 out of 18.7k stories #hungry: 49 out of 1k stories #justforfun: 516 out of 4.8k stories

Hi~! Seri Toxic-Toxic Everywhere berisikan tentang kumpulan cerita toxic yang biasa kita jumpai di kehidupan sehari-hari namun jika ditelaah, sebisa mungkin ketoxican dapat hidup berdampingan dengan fokus diri yang ada dalam diri individu. Are you ready to read this story? Yuk temukan hikmah dibalik semua ceritanya! Yang serius jadi konyol, yang konyol jadi serius. If you can't see the positive things in this Stories, feel free to leave this page. -Kaguya Chrys-

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Heloz ! It's me again, sopebiggestfan !!!!! Ive decided to write another story since u guys loved the last one. This one is about the boys visiting the supermarket. I hope you'll like it and now adios !!! ❤️💜

Picture this: King Arthur, but he's less "noble hero" and more "guy who accidentally became a sourdough monarch because a sword got stuck in a cake." Welcome to Kingdom Management for Dummies, a tale where Camelot's golden age is less Round Table and more artisanal charcuterie board. After yanking Excalibur from a stone (and ignoring the Terms of Service), Arthur Pendragon rules a kingdom where peasants are mutating into sentient pretzels, the moat spews kombucha hurricanes, and his wizard mentor, Merlin, is trapped in the body of a sarcastic sourdough starter named Foamy Jr. Oh, and his estranged nephew Mordred? He's livestreaming the chaos for crypto-clout while selling NFTs of Arthur's midlife crisis. When reality itself starts rising like overproofed dough (thanks to a villainous bakery cult brainwashing peasants with AI sourdough), Arthur must rally a resistance featuring: - Guinevere, a union boss with a rolling pin and a grudge. - Dave the Dragon, a vegan pyromaniac running a taco truck. - Sharon, a cosmic HR rep auditing everyone's life choices. Their quest? Steal the Rolling Pin of Avalon to flatten fate, shut down a Yelp-obsessed carb cult, and survive a bake-off judged by The Algorithm (think TikTok trends meets Satan's spreadsheet). Filled with kombucha floods, sentient croissants, and more bread puns than a Panera Bread fever dream, The Once and Future Dork is Monty Python meets The Great British Bake-Off in a blender set to "apocalypse." Read it if you've ever: - Wondered what happens when chivalry meets gluten intolerance. - Suspected your sourdough starter was judging you. - Wanted to see a dragon flambé a tax auditor. Spoiler: The moat unionizes. The raven sues. And yes, there's a post-credits scene where the Lady of the Lake threatens a low-carb sequel. Doughn't miss it.

In this unlikely funny Arcane X Ancient Aliens crossover, When the mysterious forces of Piltover and Zaun catch the attention of the Ancient Aliens crew, it sparks an outlandish investigation into the possibility that alien influences have shaped the cities' most unexpected developments. Hosted by Giorgio Tsoukalos, the show dives headfirst into the peculiarities of Piltover's technological advancements, Zaun's toxic underbelly, and the unusual behavior of its citizens. Experts from both sides of the city are recruited to explore the possibility of alien hybrids, reptilian conspiracies, and the existence of extraterrestrial mind control. In a hilariously chaotic episode, Vi, Jinx, and even Ambessa Medarda join the investigation, each adding their own brand of expertise-from Jinx's theory of toxic mutant goo as the true threat to Piltover's future, to Ambessa's chillingly calm analysis of how to strategically outwit alien invaders. Meanwhile, Mel Medarda and Cassandra Kiramman offer their take on the possibility of reptilian overlords hidden within the political elite, while Viktor and Caitlyn look on in sheer disbelief. As the bizarre theories escalate, one thing becomes clear: Piltover's leadership is more than prepared for anything, even if it's an alien invasion they never saw coming. Get ready for a hilarious, mind-bending exploration of Piltover's darkest secrets, the wildest conspiracy theories, and a lot of explosions, all wrapped up in a laugh-out-loud crossover between the world of Arcane and the outrageous world of Ancient Aliens.

Read it and you'll fall in love. In d comments ask me if I should write some more!!!........... hey guys it's been 2 years and I've improved the story just to let you know! Update: lol it's been 3 years later and this story is still trash. I made this in 4th grade so don't judge my horrible story writing skills.

A group of youngsters is looking for a place to have fun. Join the gang as they head off on an adventure that lands them on the baseball diamond for a nail-biting game.

A short story based on one of Mixpire's Mixel comics where Shuff looks for food. Credits to RedXel for showing me the comic this is based on in Discord btw.

[An Epistolary/Novel] She is Czaryna Amiel Sebastian who have a attitude of being grade conscious, educated person and no time for relationship. She believe that love will only destroyed her academics in school, however there's have a one guy who beat her heart, he show to her on what is the meaning of love. He is the only one guy, who make her over the moon. Pero... Ang tanong... Magmamahal kaya si Yna? Matatanggap niya ba ang pag-ibig ni guy o baka naman hindi niya ito... Kayang ipaglaban. "Successful nga raw ako pero kung ang pag-uusapan ay ang 'Over the Moon' nganga, hindi raw ako successful." © All Rights Reserved

Two witches, one huge beef. Savanah Knighton, a human earth witch, moves to the witch suburb Forest Haven to hide her secret magical harvest. Savanah is befriended by a real blood-born witch, Beatriz. Their friendship, Savanah's secret magical harvest, and Beatriz suddenly disappear. What in the broomsticks is going on? Will Savanah find more than her missing magical property? Follow the story to find out! Welcome to Forestdale! The rules are simple! The residents...not so much.

Heartland: The Romance.

Skylah's Road Trip is now in paperback on Amazon. It features 30+ beautiful illustration pages for your child to enjoy. I guarantee they will love it. 'Skylah's Road Trip' is about a little girl and her sight seeing adventures while driving to her Grandma's house.

Short stories mostly for adults. Some have no endings to widen your imaginations.

This is my second book published! It is about a boy named Ketchup, who is sent by a mysterious spaceship to an unknown place! There, he meets a lot of different beings. Suddenly, something frightens them! What and who would come save them? Continue reading to find out! I hope you like this weird yet creative book by me!