Funnystuff Stories

When costume designer Takahara Mayumi-quirky, brilliant, and hiding a powerful Quirk-moves in with three pro heroes, she expects awkward living arrangements and maybe a little chaos. She doesn't expect friendship, found family, and a slow-burning tension with the last person she'd ever want to fall for: Bakugo Katsuki. Her life has always been about hiding-taught to suppress her Quirk after her pro-hero parents were killed and her older brother swore to keep her safe. But after a bad breakup sends her fleeing into a shared loft with Bakugo, Kirishima, and Kaminari, Mayumi's world begins to shift. As the guys grow to be more than just roommates, Mayumi finds herself pulled back into the hero world she thought she left behind. Between chaotic missions, rooftop confessions, drunken beach nights, slow-dancing at hero galas, and Bakugo being way too protective for just a roommate, the line between friendship and something much deeper begins to blur. But Mayumi's power is attracting attention-and not the good kind. As secrets unravel and enemies circle closer, her new family will have to fight harder than ever to protect the one person who never thought she was worth saving. A story of healing, slow-burn romance, dangerous secrets, and the loudest love from the quietest girl.

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'' 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒛𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚, 𝒔𝒐 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔, 𝒊 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒕𝒘𝒐 !! 𝑰 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒚𝒂'𝒍𝒍 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚 𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒂𝒔 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂𝒔 𝒊 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕, 𝑪𝒚𝒂 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 !! ,, - 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑨𝒖𝒕𝒐𝒓 @Totally_Alik

Two people already turned down by family become each other's lights in their own darkness. Messy and awkward as most things are, they still end up at each other sides and work out the tangle of feelings they've become. (Yes, the first part is more comedy but we're planning it out.) CO WRITER: @cosmic_luver3211

FELLOW POTTERHEAD! ⚡ I welcome you to... 🎊 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓷𝔂 𝓒𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓵𝓮 🎊 🥳🥳🥳 🥥 Here, you can do absolutely everything! Some of that can include: 1. Share random thoughts and experiences, 2. Be yourself, 3. Make new friends, 4. Vent out to one another, 5. Joke around, 6. Cry over homework, 7. Tell others what you'll have for dinner, and most importantly.... 8. BE LOONY! 🍄 🎉 To join, you can either: ¤ Write your favorite minute in a new conversation OR ¤ Declare your love for any Loony stuff (Quibblers, Spectrespecs, Dirigible Plum Earrings, etc.) OR ¤ Send a coconut emoji anywhere 🥥 OR ¤ Just ask directly to be added 🤷🏻 BUT YOU MUST, MUST FOLLOW ME FIRST. 😈 We might share Loony Tips (tips on how to become more Loony), Loony Scenes, HOMEWORKS (so we can cry over it), rant to one another, form new friendships and bonds, host Loony events, and basically... do anything! What's so Loony in having rules, after all? So, brace yourself, unbuckle your seatbelts, throw your eyeballs outside the window, AND GET READY TO BECOME LOONY!! ENJOY!! 👑

Jinx is my OC, looey is married to jinx. they have been married for 3 years now. He is kind, generous and somewhat kind hearted especially when it comes to looey. Thank you for all your support in reading this. Have a best day! another thing... Stop telling me jinx can be shipped with dyle....its fucking with my head and makes me not want to post...THXXX oh and please don't ask for me to text you or anything... Also if ya guys wanna join my discord server it's https://discord.gg/SWDGYyrUP

A razor-sharp, pitch-black satire of the modern corporate machine. Fuck Me Daddy takes the clinical, soulless language of 2026 HR culture and turns it into a weapon of psychological warfare. It's American Psycho for the LinkedIn generation-cold, calculated, and dangerously funny.

Ended up deleting the old one, so now I'm making a new one. This is following my AU, and no I don't follow canon, sorry. Currently I'm just going to use the main characters or most important ones. Also, this may or may not have some like little (insert character name) x (insert character name) but I'm only doing small ones, probably fluff or just random? I guess? No, I won't post smut, sorry. But I will include sexual jokes from time to time. My characters Samshini of Skyrim (Khajiit) (female) Tsurugi of Elsweyr (Lilmothiit/Shirengeniit) (male) Aylward of Cyrodiil (Vanaiit/Cyrodiiliit) (male) Rúna Of Skyrim (Nord) (Female) Ylva Of Skyrim (Nord) (Female) Eyolf Of Skyrim (Nord) (Male) Lumikki Of Skyrim (Snow Elf) (Female) More characters to come, these are just the main ones. I plan to make a character for each race. Why? Because I want to.

hey people! welcome to my book of random stuff that happens in my life. I might post funny stuff that happens to me in school or any other random stuff :)

Iko can't think of a time when she didn't like Kinney. Yes, he was very annoying and could be a jerk sometimes but her feelings towards him were the same and would always be there. She had always thought that he never liked her back. Little did she know, however, Liam Kinney did indeed like her. Albeit against his better judgment but those feelings had to mean something. . . right?? *DISCLAIMER* I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS MARISSA MEYER DOES. NOR DO I OWN THE COVER OR ANY PICTURES IN THIS UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE. THAT BEING SAID DO NOT COPY MY WORK IN ANY WAY. THIS MIGHT HAVE SMUT IN IT IM NOT SURE YET. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK🤔 If there is smut there will be a "⚠️" in the chapter title and a "❣️" at the beginning and end of the sex scene~

I will be changing my pfp/theme and I am going to see who wants to match together ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

⚠️ Disclaimer / They do not belong to any certain way, these are just for entertainment. This does contain spoilers, however, i will put a spoiler warning I'll post every day or two since Im bored

Nothing but a simple face reveal of a potato like me *tsk* *tsk* You're in for a treat.......

Just some fun group text message scenarios I come up with for my OCs. They'll have some interesting conversations together for sure. Also will include some oneshots/scenarios between my characters and the reader, you! Hope you all enjoy!

Peter Parker has always been content with what life gave him. He never asked for much if not a peaceful life with aunt May. When she dies and he is left all alone, he wonders...why continue fighting? College is fucking expensive, medical care can be optional and he wouldn't live past thirty with how bananas look more like plastic with each passing day. So, why continue caring? He finds the answer in a book he got as a gift from an old lady.

When Barry Allen races to save his mother, he doesn't just rewrite time-he shatters it. Pulled into a bizarre Retrograde Flashpoint, Barry finds himself in a world where 1960s Gotham's campy capers, Christopher Reeve's heroic Metropolis, and Lynda Carter's fierce 1970s Themyscira collide in a kaleidoscope of color, chaos, and comic-book wonder. But paradise is fleeting. General Zod's Kryptonian invasion threatens to consume this stitched-together reality, while rifts in the multiverse spew villains from every era: Cesar Romero's Joker with his explosive whoopee cushions, Gene Hackman's scheming Lex Luthor, and more. To save the day, Barry must convince these iconic heroes-Adam West's quippy Batman, Reeve's idealistic Superman, and Carter's unbreakable Wonder Woman-to fight together, despite their era-bound quirks and skepticism of outsiders. Speedster versus god. Gadgets versus alien war machines. Lasso versus temporal chaos. Barry's journey is a race against time, memory, and the very fabric of the multiverse. Can he rally these relics of nostalgia to stop Zod before the Retrograde Flashpoint unravels all reality-or will the multiverse itself erase the echoes of heroism forever? Filled with campy quips, soaring heroics, and multiversal mayhem, Flashpoint Retrograde is a loving homage to DC's golden eras-where the past, present, and future collide at the speed of light.

A Ben 10 au where Ben's omnitrix gets destroyed by an unknown villain,causing the omnitrix to not only release the aliens but somewhat merge with Ben's dna.

memes of all types from hella cursed to hella adorable. all of them have been stolen by yours truly Uhhhh I should add most might be offensive to at least 1 person so uhh if you get offended easily then I don't think you will wanna read this

Enzo, is that you? ........ First published story!

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