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Family is everything, even when they want you dead...right?

❝So, why did you join here?❞ ❝Honestly, for the clout❞ ❝Same❞ In which two guys talk about their average lives in a new social media app called, Clout Community™ that is designed for wealthy people only.

❝ Hello, this is . . . um, oh yeah, Starbucks. Now tell me your order before I get annoyed. ❞ ❝ Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not how you greet a customer. ❞ Started - [ June 02 ] Finished - [ August 07]

Hey guys i wanna make a joke on 100 of it.Have fun.Make sure that your wifi was strong line because it has many picture.

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]