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Unsportsmanlike Conduct (Hockey Love #1) by artypeasant
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Unsportsmanlike Conduct (Hockey Lo...by artypeasant
Moss Kettler has always been overshadowed by his impressive younger brothers. After graduating college Moss falls into a quiet life working for an accounting firm in Det...
''Tell me who you are or I'm gonna track you down'' - Natasha x reader  by Tears_kipgen
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''Tell me who you are or I'm gonna...by Tears_kipgen
Book 1 A girl accidentally text a wrong number, which turns out to be Natasha Romanoff! Natasha x reader contains: - swearing - mental illnesses - fluff - drugs enjoy~...
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You Texted Me First • Lee Felix • by JINHIT127
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You Texted Me First • Lee Felix •by Marktheestallion
|Felix x Reader| SKZ Unknown: Dude really???? An unknown number has texted you would you like to block or accept? block |accept| Me: Hey x I think...
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Error 404 Person Not Found by Mama_nayk_Romanoff
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Error 404 Person Not Foundby Mama паук
"??? You broke your phone hitting a building?! Peter The building was in my way! It hit me!" Peter texts Ned.... except it's not Ned. ...
Damianya one shots ❤️ by Damianyaalways
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Damianya one shots ❤️by Damianya 4 life
Damianya one shots Hey, I'm a writer who mainly writes funny and wholesome little stories of Damianya. Hope you like it! I'm also cool with comments, sometimes they give...
Meeting River by writesfor
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Meeting Riverby writesfor
Viviana has always had horrible luck with guys what happens when she meets river a hot, rich aspiring architect that looks like he was sculpted by the gods. Join Vivian...
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MINE by alphajkk
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MINEby ꢭ
"I was about to lose him, he fought hard. Yet I ignored him." "Loving you wasn't really expected, you were my prince yet I wasn't your princess." ===...
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MERA WOH ✨ by Sheiswriting18
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MERA WOH ✨by she!🤌🏻
They're together since mamy poko pants and fall in love unexpected ✨💫
Fifth Harmony Texts (Camren/Norminah) by SatanIsMyHomie
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Fifth Harmony Texts (Camren/Normin...by Your Moms “Friend”
⚠️ I started writing this in middle school, read at your own risk ⚠️ a lot of memes and funny texts Highest rankings: #1 in jokes of 1.5k stories #1 in norminah #1 in c...
Sun And Moon | JHS ✔ by SUGAHOBIC
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Sun And Moon | JHS ✔by ✧𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧✧
❝We're like the sun and the moon.. never there at the same time..❞ A J-Hope biased Korean stranger befriends you online. And, struggling with different timings and count...
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Uɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ Nᴜᴍʙᴇʀ(𝕁𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕜𝕠𝕠𝕜) by bitchalivenomore
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Uɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ Nᴜᴍʙᴇʀ(𝕁𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕜𝕠𝕠𝕜)by 🐭<3
"𝗛𝗲𝘆 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿シ︎" "𝖣𝗈 𝖨 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗒𝗈𝗎?" "𝗡𝗼𝗽𝗲. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗲..." . . . An Idol who loves the...
Texting With The Avengers by nerdybuckette
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Texting With The Avengersby buckette barnes
You ask your best friend if they can help you find a job, but all they do is give you a phone number. Curious, you send a text message to that very number and get the gr...
Wrong Number... Actually Not! by Romz_larryaf
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Wrong Number... Actually Not!by Romz <3
A pretty quick story of a boy who found his crush's number and decided to risk it and text the boy of his dreams. But what happens when Harry receives a text from an un...
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Jodeci VIBE Magazine (1995) by The90sblock
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Jodeci VIBE Magazine (1995)by The90sblock
WARNING : EXPLICIT LANGUAGE All credit goes to VIBE Magazine. ""Silk? Shai? UNV?" DeVante chuckles. "Put that in there. That I laughed. They're just...
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𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕡 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕥~• 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴  by thelosersssssclub
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𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕡 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕥~• 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵...by 🎈🎈
"𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘴"
TWITTER  | INCORRECT ENHA by nrkeeseung
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TWITTER | INCORRECT ENHAby nrk
Enhypen funny tweets and chats (not real, obv)
BTS Memes 🤣🤭 by taekookishhh
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BTS Memes 🤣🤭by June🐻
Just BTS memes (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) I don't own any of them. So.... CREDITS TO THE OWNERS 🙏🏻🙇🏻‍♀️
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"I'm Bored" || Bnha chatfic by Smol_anime_weeb
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"I'm Bored" || Bnha chatficby (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎
[Slow updates] -𝚄𝚗𝚔𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 |𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚍|- You clicked off your phone and ignored it. You continued walking home from school, and e...
strawberry chipotle sauce by -cupidshuas
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strawberry chipotle sauceby ᵉᵛⁱᵉ
a taennie smau. (on hold) in which jennie loves strawberries and taehyung hates it.
LOVE IN CHAOS || TAEKOOK by onelastkook_
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LOVE IN CHAOS || TAEKOOKby every_sapling_has_its_story🌿
Jeon Jungkook doesn't do chaos. He likes his shirts crisp, his fridge color-coded, and his emotions locked up tighter than his bedroom door. Enter Kim Taehyung-a walking...