Funnytext Stories

"𝗛𝗲𝘆 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿シ︎" "𝖣𝗈 𝖨 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗒𝗈𝗎?" "𝗡𝗼𝗽𝗲. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗲..." . . . An Idol who loves the unknown number a.k.a. Y/N the most but a bitch troubles them and next happens is....... Fetus writing💀 . . . Trigger warning:- Violence and triggering scenes, blood, torture....

Wanna read something hilarious? This is the Best Book for your comic relief... Funny conversations, response to post & clap backs from all around the World. Myself like everyone else, needs to smile/laugh at least once a day. Science proves it is good for our health and well being. It's literally my first book on jokes. I hope you enjoy it. Credit: Akpan Daniel

Just cute/funny/sad¿/other kinds of texts from the Owari no Seraph cast! I don't take requests, only suggestions. :) I'll update when I have the time.

"checkmate." "wait, we're not playing chess!" ------- harry potter x oc social media au lowercase intended part one of deck of cards order of the phoenix discontinued (probably)

"Your cute too. :)" "I think you got the wrong number..." "No. I'm pretty sure it's the right one." "Right... Who are you?" "I am your prince charming, your soul mate, your peanut butter to your jelly, and your one true love." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is my first "written" book. I know it sucks so you don't have to tell me. But if you do tell me, do it nicely. Thanks

Dont hurt yourself reading this Probably best you dont risk it

I saw some of these out here and I'm like cool I should create one, so why not. I do not own any okay.

Conyo story Grammatically error A girl lives in a luxurious life, who has been mysteriously appeared from nowhere, where she couldn't believe it how she got there.

FIRST TIME DON'T, DONT EXPECT ME TO WRITE SOMETHING NICE IN MY FIRST TRY~

ik ik EVERYONE has made this book but I want followers ok OK you can yel- oh wait you can But!!!! I won't care or listen ok bye to you people who hate this

Well what if they had phones back then huh? Wouldn't ya like to see what they would text? Oh for god's sakes, don't make me make a description for this, the book is exactly what the title says, all right?!

Let's be honest MHA is not realistic... an entire class of hormonal kids, just living together, in peace? Yeah no where's the drama, the flavor, the ~spice~? The answer is here in this crack fic. Y/N will go by They/Them pronouns and will stay gender neutral! I may have some slip ups let me know so I can fix them. Warning: May have some sort of smut! (Will put a warning in the title) !I do not own anything!l ✨stuff to fuel my validation problems✨ ~ 19/412 in funnytexts 2-6-21 ~ ~ 210/1000+ in nonbinary 3-30-21 ~ ~ 9/57 in bnhacrack 3-30-21 ~ ~ 898/1000+ in teens 3-30-21 ~ ~ 715/1000+ in crack 3-30-21~ ~ 236/1000+ in crackfic 3-30-21 ~ ~206/1000+ in heros 3-30-31 ~ ~ 311/1000+ in selfinsert 3-30-21 ~ !I DO NOT CLAIM ANYTHING NOT STATED TO BE MINE!

Roses are red, Fangirls scream, You just clicked on a book titled Dank Wattpad Memes ⚜𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝: 𝐌𝐚𝐲/𝟐𝟑/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 •[Crack book] •[All memes are MINE.] •[5 memes a week] ⚜𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡-𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤: 🏅#𝟏 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 {𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙚} 🏅#𝟑 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 {𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙚} 🥇#𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 #𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐥 🥇#𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 #𝐥𝐦𝐟𝐚𝐨 🥇#𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 #𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐤 🥇#𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 #𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 🏅𝟏𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝟕𝟐 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬

Funny Posts I've found on the internet. I guarantee you will relate AND laugh more than once!

Like you can see at the title: this is a Joke book :) I'm going to update everyday a New joke, funny picture or funny text.

Basically the daily text messages of Onodera and Takano, mainly because they're my favorite couple! Hope you enjoy <3

Amy & Ty's Relationship. This is a book dedicated to the television show called Heartland. I used to watch Heartland and still like the television show. You can watch it on a station called Tubi for free when you download the app onto your cell phone. I have downloaded Tubi onto my cell phone and have been watching Heartland non-stop ever since I downloaded the app: Tubi onto my cell phone. Again, this is a book dedicated to the television show Heartland. It talks about Ty and Amy's romance in the television show throughout the novel about Heartland. If you want to watch Heartland all you have to do is download an app called Tubi for free movies and television shows like Heartland onto your cell phone. I have the Tubi app downloaded to my cell phone and I have multiple people using it right now. I've always wanted a horse named Starlight or Andy or Bentley or Issac or something among those names would be nice. I don't know that much about horses but I downloaded an app about horses and it's a quiz you can take about horses on your cell phone. Yes. I have come up with names for my make-believe horses. I want a horse named Starlight one day. I like horses and being around horses: a friendship. In this book, it talks about Amy and Ty's relationship or friendship, rather. It also talks about horses and the television show called: Heartland free to watch on Tubi: Amy and Ty's relationship in Heartland: the television show about horses: Heartland: the popular television show about living on a ranch in the country and owning horses.)

I hope I can make your day with this book it won't be too long but oh well.

TEEHEE!