Funnytext Stories

Bnd incorrect quotes to crack you up.

Well what if they had phones back then huh? Wouldn't ya like to see what they would text? Oh for god's sakes, don't make me make a description for this, the book is exactly what the title says, all right?!

:0 YOU STOOD UP HERMIONE GRANGER???? You better sleep with both eyes open tonight... A Hogwarts texting fanfiction :)

Have you ever wondered how it's like to be in a chaotic friend group? This book is gonna be full of me and my friends doing random chaotic and idiotic stuff. It might contain bad words so beware.

Also this book two

Emma and Regina "romantically" texting...

Picture this: King Arthur, but he's less "noble hero" and more "guy who accidentally became a sourdough monarch because a sword got stuck in a cake." Welcome to Kingdom Management for Dummies, a tale where Camelot's golden age is less Round Table and more artisanal charcuterie board. After yanking Excalibur from a stone (and ignoring the Terms of Service), Arthur Pendragon rules a kingdom where peasants are mutating into sentient pretzels, the moat spews kombucha hurricanes, and his wizard mentor, Merlin, is trapped in the body of a sarcastic sourdough starter named Foamy Jr. Oh, and his estranged nephew Mordred? He's livestreaming the chaos for crypto-clout while selling NFTs of Arthur's midlife crisis. When reality itself starts rising like overproofed dough (thanks to a villainous bakery cult brainwashing peasants with AI sourdough), Arthur must rally a resistance featuring: - Guinevere, a union boss with a rolling pin and a grudge. - Dave the Dragon, a vegan pyromaniac running a taco truck. - Sharon, a cosmic HR rep auditing everyone's life choices. Their quest? Steal the Rolling Pin of Avalon to flatten fate, shut down a Yelp-obsessed carb cult, and survive a bake-off judged by The Algorithm (think TikTok trends meets Satan's spreadsheet). Filled with kombucha floods, sentient croissants, and more bread puns than a Panera Bread fever dream, The Once and Future Dork is Monty Python meets The Great British Bake-Off in a blender set to "apocalypse." Read it if you've ever: - Wondered what happens when chivalry meets gluten intolerance. - Suspected your sourdough starter was judging you. - Wanted to see a dragon flambé a tax auditor. Spoiler: The moat unionizes. The raven sues. And yes, there's a post-credits scene where the Lady of the Lake threatens a low-carb sequel. Doughn't miss it.

Heartland: The Romance.

This is book 2 of my Funny Texts and Jokes series! Enjoy!

The book where you can see that those things do not happen to you only. (*☻-☻*)♥︎

have ever seen a autocorrected text? their funny right? well if you've seen one that isn't on the list send it to me to have it on here!

Daga: IM BBBAAAACCCCKKKK Everyone: yes we know Hi guys Im back with more texts from your favourite killing family and some OC's as well Bloody Darkness: Hell yeah Piper: PASTA Sinister smile: Hey again And many more!!!!! enjoy

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Magz is an amazing bean. We have a lot of convos. We also make a lot of stories. This gold can't go unseen so welcome Youngblood

This is a joke book. I am sorry if any jokes/texts are offensive.

Why the G3 shouldn't have a group chat

A bunch of funny texts and stuff

Just read the story

I came up with this story in my mind ❤️