Funnytext Stories

Moss Kettler has always been overshadowed by his impressive younger brothers. After graduating college Moss falls into a quiet life working for an accounting firm in Det...

Book 1 A girl accidentally text a wrong number, which turns out to be Natasha Romanoff! Natasha x reader contains: - swearing - mental illnesses - fluff - drugs enjoy~...

|Felix x Reader| SKZ Unknown: Dude really???? An unknown number has texted you would you like to block or accept? block |accept| Me: Hey x I think...

"??? You broke your phone hitting a building?! Peter The building was in my way! It hit me!" Peter texts Ned.... except it's not Ned. ...

Damianya one shots Hey, I'm a writer who mainly writes funny and wholesome little stories of Damianya. Hope you like it! I'm also cool with comments, sometimes they give...

Viviana has always had horrible luck with guys what happens when she meets river a hot, rich aspiring architect that looks like he was sculpted by the gods. Join Vivian...

"I was about to lose him, he fought hard. Yet I ignored him." "Loving you wasn't really expected, you were my prince yet I wasn't your princess." ===...

They're together since mamy poko pants and fall in love unexpected ✨💫

⚠️ I started writing this in middle school, read at your own risk ⚠️ a lot of memes and funny texts Highest rankings: #1 in jokes of 1.5k stories #1 in norminah #1 in c...

❝We're like the sun and the moon.. never there at the same time..❞ A J-Hope biased Korean stranger befriends you online. And, struggling with different timings and count...

"𝗛𝗲𝘆 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿シ︎" "𝖣𝗈 𝖨 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗒𝗈𝗎?" "𝗡𝗼𝗽𝗲. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗲..." . . . An Idol who loves the...

You ask your best friend if they can help you find a job, but all they do is give you a phone number. Curious, you send a text message to that very number and get the gr...

A pretty quick story of a boy who found his crush's number and decided to risk it and text the boy of his dreams. But what happens when Harry receives a text from an un...

WARNING : EXPLICIT LANGUAGE All credit goes to VIBE Magazine. ""Silk? Shai? UNV?" DeVante chuckles. "Put that in there. That I laughed. They're just...

"𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘴"

Enhypen funny tweets and chats (not real, obv)

Just BTS memes (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) I don't own any of them. So.... CREDITS TO THE OWNERS 🙏🏻🙇🏻‍♀️

[Slow updates] -𝚄𝚗𝚔𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 |𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚞𝚜𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚍|- You clicked off your phone and ignored it. You continued walking home from school, and e...

a taennie smau. (on hold) in which jennie loves strawberries and taehyung hates it.

Jeon Jungkook doesn't do chaos. He likes his shirts crisp, his fridge color-coded, and his emotions locked up tighter than his bedroom door. Enter Kim Taehyung-a walking...