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77 Stories

  • Devotion and Its Discontent by DiegoBrando_DoesArt
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    In the high-stakes world of American politics, Senator Funny Valentine is a man of singular vision. His heart and actions are utterly unclouded-or so he believes. To the public, he is the future of the nation. To Blackmore, he is a god. As Valentine's lead security detail, Blackmore exists in the periphery. He is the shadow in the rain, the silent observer of the Senator's long nights and cold ambitions. His devotion is absolute, a quiet religion practiced in the silence of armored cars and empty hallways. He doesn't ask for recognition; to serve the man who will "take the first napkin" is enough. But as the campaign trail bleeds into a storm of scandals and late-night whispers, the professional veneer begins to crack. For Blackmore, the Devotion becomes a heavy, aching burden as he realizes he is protecting a man who might never look back. For Valentine, the Discontent takes root when he realizes that in his pursuit of power, the only person he can truly trust is the one man he's treated as a ghost. In a city that never stops watching, their proximity is a liability-and their silence is a fuse.
  • Johnny and Gyro Cute Oneshots by Willow_Bushes
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    I've noticed that there isn't much out on Wattpad that isn't an 'x reader' about Johnny Joestar (Or Gyro). So, I've decided to make this, just a whole bunch of cute oneshots :D Expect some Johnny x Gyro parts I don't to smut, lemon, lime or any of that jazz. I'm open to suggestions for continuations, because normally I get an idea, and have trouble staying creative. I'll say it again, suggestions are welcome. Please forgive me if I portray a character wrong, I'm not even half way through part 7 (I'm close to half by now). I understand that their personality may very well be different from canon and I'm sure I'm going to accidentally leave out some characters. I apologize in advance. I'll try to make the chapters more accurate as I continue reading SBR. (Cover art credit to @koma_rimas_045)
  • Young Joseph Joestar V.S. DIO - A JJBA What-if Story by Tsuagon
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    A young Joseph Joestar is sent to the world of Stardust Crusaders by Funny Valentine, during the events of the Eyes of Heaven game, and he meets up with DIO long before Crusaders do. (Side-note: The story may make a bit more sense if you're familiar with Parts 1 - 7 of JoJo.)
  • Johnny x hot anime girl waifu Diego smut lemon 18+ fanfic collab by CyleFanma
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    What will happen next? Who will fuck who next? Will I ever stop being a dumbass? Hi, this is a shitty book written by me,my gf,Lyro, and rohans_slut (go follow rohan or suffer). Enjoy reading and make sure to hit that like button and subscribble.
  • Heaven's Child by GekitoutsuRispba
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    (JoJo Fanfic) It was all a mistake, and mistakes needed to be fixed.
  • Neighboring worlds, infinite realities (Male reader X Konosuba) by TastyOssobuco
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    "Life is ruled by a simple yet powerful concept and, even if it doesn't seem like it, in the end everyone gets what they trully deserve, be it sooner or later. This is justice, and no one is safe from it" (This is a Male stand user reader x Konosuba. Neither Konosuba or Jojo's Bizarre adventures belong to me, as they oviously belong to their respective owners)
  • Ultimate Life Form by buddyboyloves
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    The Yagi's, the legendary family who has very powerful quirks and have an unusual trait in the family where the quirks won't be related in any way. However, in Aizen Yagi's case, he is very different from a normal quirk.
  • Made of Steel | gyjo [COMPLETED] by floofy_
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    "Gyro," He paused for a minute, biting his lip just slightly. "Are you afraid of death?" He asked. - just a small little fic because i was sad about johnny n gyro, this really isn't that long i promise
  • Funny Valentine by SasukeundNaruto
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    Mother died, father is drunken all the time and I'm basically in charge and of everything, who knows if I can ever get a normal life.
  • DIRTY DUST DONE DIRT CHEAP | RWBY | MALE READER by Childishclan5
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    Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your 'left'? Or the one on your 'right'? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is 'correct' too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute 'society' with the 'Universe'. The correct answer is that 'It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.' ...Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there's no choice but for others to also take the 'right' napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is 'society'... Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of 'right or left?'! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who 'takes the napkin first' must be someone who is respected by all. It's not that anyone can fulfill this role... Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the 'losers'. In the case of this table, the 'eldest' or the 'Master of the party' will take the napkin first... Because everyone 'respects' those individuals. Dātī Dīzu Dan Dāto Chīpu -y/n l/n
  • Un día a la vez by HolasoyPaco
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    Un mes sin hablar. Por ningún medio, por ninguna razón. Es la petición que le hizo ella a él como último recurso antes de terminar su historia de amor. Si luego de este mes, él logra superar sus errores y la sigue queriendo tanto como dice, quizás, tal vez, a lo mejor, de repente... puedan reiniciar su vida juntos. ¿Qué sucederá en esos treinta días?¿la distancia terminará por separarlos más?¿El amor se disolverá en ambos, en ella, en él?¿tendrá un final trágico?¿aparecerán nuevas personas? En esta oportunidad, descubriremos como es que él vive el día a día hasta la tan esperada fecha.
  • D4c in bleach  by Bedgo1
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    Let's watch the journey and adventures in bleach with d4c
  • ✨【DETOUR SEVEN】✨ // JJBA Villains by perman_yoshan
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    7 men from different timelines (and universes) took a slight detour at the end of their lives. Fate had taken an unexpected turn for them, transporting them to an entirely different time and world. Is this a second chance? Do second chances even exist in the first place? Read to find out how they adapt to their new lives, figuring out ways to blend into society in an entirely different universe. How will they survive in this society? ON HIATUS FOR NOW - - - - [ A JJBA Villains fanfic] - - - JJBA and its characters belong to Hirohiko Araki.
  • 𐂃✰𝑻𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒔𝒕✰𓃗 [DIEGO BRANDO X READER] by XxDeathly_VenomxX
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    ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ── Orders from the Crown had forced you, the forst ever female Royal Jockey of Britain, to race in the Steel Ball Run with Diego Brando as to represent the English kingdom and give it glory and prestige as you two were the best jockeys in the Kingdom. This choice made your blood boil because you couldn't stand that man, but you couldn't say no. And maybe...it was time for things to finally change between the both of you. Will you two grow closer? Or, at least, will you ever be able to get along? Or will things remain unchanged throughout these four months? Only time could tell. ── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──
  • Why now? by SaiharaCryhara_SJ
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    "This is a bad idea." "Shut up, this'll be fun." . . . "...Told you we shouldn't mess with the Galaxy." "Oops. My bad." The JJBA cast appear in the large home of a girl and her aunt in Toronto, Canada. Since they happen to be from different times, the females now have to take care of 'em all. Thankfully, they have sense, right? Right?! (I'm surprised I'm not including the Akatsuki.) -~°•°•~- こんにちは! I won't update as often as I'd like, but hope you all enjoy it.
  • Ð阮r墆ïðñ - (JJBA x reader?) by XmarksLashingX
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    um i made this in one of my jjba one shots book and i think it deserves its own book ^^ Made a twist to it when i sprayed spray candy up my nose cuz yes °°
  • Queen-A Steel Ball Run Story by julie_joestar
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    Natalie "Nat" Baker was a great jockey. Starting at the age of 6, she had a rough start, but grew to possibly be the greatest female jockey in all of Europe. But there were 2 people she could never beat: Diego Brando and her best friend Johnny Joestar. She and Johnny became more than just friends, but he left for America soon after. After his accident, their relationship changed forever. She hadn't seen him in years, nor had she looked for him, or Diego. Until they signed up for the Steel Ball Run, Nat racing for her family and her own problems. But the race wasn't anything like what they thought it would be. All the participants who knew the truth, including Nat, would have their lives changed forever. Or taken away. Falling in love and fighting for her life weren't things she expected to do during the race. But things changed drastically that September in San Diego. For her, and for a lot more people.
  • Sunflowers by TomboyKaba
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    Who knew a girl who studies plants for a living will be reincarnated to a world where people have stands. Will she survive this hard cold world with only herself and her knowledge about plants?
  • 𝓙𝓞𝓙𝓞'𝓢 𝓑𝓘𝓩𝓐𝓡𝓡𝓔 𝓐𝓓𝓥𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓤𝓡𝓔: 𝓔𝓨𝓔𝓢 𝓞𝓕 𝓗𝓔𝓐𝓥𝓔𝓝 『𝓡𝓔:𝓦𝓡𝓘𝓣𝓔』『𝓔𝓝𝓖𝓛𝓘𝓢𝓗』 by VVV2008
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    This fanfic is the English version of a story that tries to rewrite the plot of the video game "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Eyes of Heaven"
  • donald trump x funny valentine by Furblont
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    heart emoji cool storry will trunof love funnit valentino or will it not work?>>>?>?? what will hapooooeon????????????????????????????//