Fuxkme Stories

redcar bagheads are funny. ever seen sone smack rat od on herione outside your local paki shop didnt think so. tbf mr abdulla did give a mad discount on flamin hot doritos because someone fied outside his shop gimmi like 5 pence off so the bag wss only like 95p absolute bargins mate. i told mah mate matty yeah on the phone i was like "wagone some dick head yeah put a needle up is entrance and died so go down big man adulla allah akbas shop cause he givin 5p discount mate" and he was like "yeah yeah mans got mad bread yeah he doing discount on monster yeah" and i was like "nah"