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Johnny fucking farts on pony

They are known as the trouble triplets

This is a Luke hemming sickfic with the rest of the band

I am C.B Gull who is attempting to explain his own genesis. Who cares if I can't count? I can use a calculator, mmm? I don't need to do it on my own anymore, my machines are plenty good at it. I am a big fan of machines, they do things for me that I would otherwise be spending my time on! Cooking, cleaning, reading, writing, even walking! Currently, I am thought-sending this transcript from my subconscious to the paper. Anyways, here you go.