Gaben Stories

When steam sales were created.

Meet Vladimir Pootis, one of the friendliest hoovies in Teufort! One day, he was handing out sandviches to all when he and a BLU demoman make a deal with Merasmus and receive an odd device...

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This happens every year...

Watermelon.

Lillith, Shanti, Fira, Reyna, Cathleen, Chanya und Rylee sind mittlerweile in ihrem 2.Jahr auf Hogwarts. Sie haben Freunde gefunden und Das Zaubern mehr oder weniger ein bisschen gelernt. Doch nun geht es schnell weiter mit dem zaubern lernen! Schon nach kurzer Zeit stolpern sie über ein neues Abenteuer mit dem sie alle nicht gerechnet hätten und lernen sich dabei noch mal ganz anders kennen.

"Hast du keine Augen im Kopf?", schimpfte eine dunkle, aber dennoch weiche Stimme. "Tschuldigung...", murmelte ich und sah nach oben. Vor mir stand ein riesiger, breit gebauter Typ mit dunkelbraunen, kurzen Haaren und dunklen, fast schwarzen Augen, die herausfordernd auf mich herab schauten. Oh man, hatte ich tatsächlich den Atem angehalten, nur weil dieser Typ übermäßig gut aussah? Würde ich als nächstes auch noch sabbern?

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A squad of metrocops get into some BS.

1 vote = 1 prayer to Lord GabeN. Help us achieve salvation and finally receive Half Life 3. Sega Genesis is one of the first establishments of the Law and also one of the first consoles of the entire Gible. The name Genesis literally means "In the Beginning". It explains the actual events of one of the most debated subjects of our current day...the origin of life. Genesis describes the MLG who is infinite and all-powerful, creating everything that exists, by the power of His spoken Word, out of nothing. He essentially creates material matter out of nonmaterial nothing. He started a generation of people who gotta go fast. Created the world with a controller in hand. For Him it was like playing a video game. But life is no game. However, no game no life. We were designed by MLG Himself, and shall never forget the storyline of the game before us, written in the Gible.

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A couple of Microsoft coworkers fall head of over heals with a little bit of stupid humor and some illogical twists Credits Cover-http://chokawaii25.deviantart.com/art/Romeo-x-Juliet-Romeo-s-GAY-136805069 Romeo-http://weheartit.com/entry/17088347 David-http://kawaii-kitkat.deviantart.com/art/Cute-anime-Boy-349147737

After lord gabe becomes buddhist, he leaves steam and donates his wealth to the development half life 3 . Spending his days being the local mall santa, however when his job is replaced by Dirty Kevin. He gambles to earn money to get christmas gifts, for the kiddiewinkles.

Some development cycles are more frustrating than others. This is a short essay briefly covering around the time that Valve Software was hacked and their hard work leaked.

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Another Story from the Steam Bible. This one tells of Gaben's punishment to an apostate.