Gag Stories

Language, logic, and lingering glances-no textbook could prepare them for this.

Leah Williamson has always been the most important person in Marcelline Brooks' life. Best friend. Teammate. Safe place. The person she calls when she cannot sleep, when she scores, when her world falls apart. For years, Marcelline has loved Leah from the sidelines, keeping her feelings hidden behind inside jokes, coffee runs, movie nights, and a friendship everyone swears looks like more. The only problem? Leah has never seen her that way. Determined to help her best friend find happiness, Leah takes it upon herself to find Marcelline the perfect girlfriend. At first, the dates are disasters. Then one day Leah gets it right. The girl is beautiful, kind, funny, and everything Marcelline should want. So for the first time in years, she lets herself move on. But as Marcelline starts falling for someone else, Leah begins to notice all the things she never had before. The empty seat beside her. The unanswered late night calls. The way Marcelline smiles at someone that is not her. And suddenly, watching her best friend fall in love is a lot harder than helping her do it. Because after spending months searching for the perfect girl for Marcelline, Leah realizes she has made a terrible mistake. The perfect girl was never supposed to be someone else

Ilay's fingers dug into Taeui's arms, the pressure now verging on discomfort. Taeui inhaled sharply but didn't pull away. "Ilay," he continued softly, "there's a chance I may never present. I've already passed the usual age." He hesitated, the unspoken fear lodged in his chest Will you leave me? Though the words remained unsaid, Ilay's expression shifted. Taeui wasn't sure if he was betraying his fear through his expression, but Ilay had always been able to read him with unnerving accuracy. "Leave you?" Ilay's voice cracked, harsh, and incredulous. "You?" His grip faltered for a moment, his brows furrowed deeply.

While picking medicinal materials in the forest, Eri was suddenly devoured by a slime. When she woke up, the slime turned into a man! He's claiming to be her husband?? Then he's solving all her problems!? Oh dear, there's a sudden influx of memories from her past life too! "Who's your wife, you Slime!" "It's destiny, my beloved Eri." "Damn destiny, you're nuts." "Shh, less words, let me prove it with love." "God save me..." ........................................................................ [Rating] R-15 [Format] Ongoing series

The excerpt diary entries of a young, fresh faced soldier on a day when their life was spun upside down and what they had to endure. When only a few short hours was enough to take everything apart.

Send Dudes

Detective Oose is not a detective, just a unlucky homeless guy with a horrible name, but his luck changes when he meets Cluckoo, the beautiful were-rooster. Watch as Detective and Cluckoo fight for peace, love and happiness. UNEDITED JUST FOR FUN SO DONT KNOW IF I WILL FINISH IT

The Throat i Would Love to Have...

Yo mama so fat, she can't fit in this joke book. So instead, here are the best ones from the interwebz!

Sa isang sulok ng Jollibee, may isang nilalang na nagninilay nilay kung bakit hanggang ngayon ay single pa rin siya. Habang nginunguya niya ng 32 times ang bawat sinusubo nya, nadedepress siya. Kasi 32 years old na siya pero wala pa ring syota. At sa bawat paglunok niya ng kinakain niya lalo siyang nadedepress. Bakit ba kasi dito ako nakain?! >.< Nakakataba talaga ang mga pagkain sa Jollibee. Pero ano ang magagawa niya? Its cheap and delicious. parang siya except dun sa delicious. Alam niya yun kaya gigil na gigil niyang nginuya ng 32 times yung chicken tas sabay lunok.

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A story of the light in Alex's darkness. A story of relapse and regret, but always, always salty as hell.

Another one of my stories over on tugstories.com. Much more to come, just the prologue, the first part and the second - it might seem like any soccer camp, sure, but let's just say there are ropes, sweat and torture all underneath too! Read to see, leave your thoughts in the comments or my messages!

Victor Sterling is the heir to a pharmaceutical empire, a student council president who runs his life with the precision of a military operation. His only escape from his father's crushing expectations is his chaotic apartment shared with two unlikely roommates: Chase Carter, a "playboy" whose charm is a fragile mask for his deep-seated insecurities, and Danny "Dot" Murphy, a spaced-out genius who communicates in "vibes" and fixes Wi-Fi by microwaving the router. Together, this trio navigates the absurdities of elite academia, where a simple canceled school day can spiral into a international incident with Latvian gamers, and a forgotten textbook can trigger a rooftop lockdown doomed by malfunctioning romance drones. Vic's carefully ordered world is perpetually at war with Dot's benevolent chaos and Chase's desperate attempts to stay cool, all while Vic nurses a forbidden crush on his academic rival, Ellie Bluehart-whose family is locked in a bitter corporate feud with his own. As they face pop quiz massacres, the birth of bizarre school cults, and inspections from Vic's intimidating father, the three roommates learn that friendship isn't about avoiding chaos, but learning to sail it. But with Dot's past still a mystery, their fathers' rivalry deepening, and a microwave that's always humming with the next disastrous idea, the only thing they can truly count on is that the chaos has only just begun.

Everyone knows that Red Road House is haunted. Nobody knows what evils it holds though... Especially the Wonkers. A creepy snake like chubby potato creature that eats children faces. A true horror... So make sure to keep your children away from Red Road House

"Cheepa Cheepa?" fanfic based on some stuff me n my friend made up. I'll try to piece together a coherent storyline. Take it as satire if you wish IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE OR STUFF LIKE THAT- not for you, buuut you're on wattpad so that's kinda a given. Hope you like it. It's also meant to be more silly than anything else. : , D ... Gist Tunip is the head Vegimal and above all the rest, he will stop at nothing to be the most useful and irreplaceable to the Octonauts, who view them as little more than dirt. Something that Shellington created because it was decided they needed more hands on deck. This wanting to be more than enough makes Tunip a bit.... unstable?

Crimson and Waylon have always competed to be the best. They have been nothing but mortal enemies but everything changes when someone new is brought into their lives. Changing this rivalry to a romance. What will crimson do when faces with this truth. Will she deny it if fess up. Read to find out;) A gag to annoy a friend so enjoy Terrible grammar Pretty short but not what matters TW profanity

Its a dumb story. Please read!