Gatekeep Stories

Random quotes from things I like

this is completely satire, i swear im so sorry

Qin Yi x Yexiao fan fiction, yes romantically, yes I believe it's canon. Ain't no way my precious nightsnack wouldn't be able to bag this wazzack. There is no universe in which any man or woman or otherwise would simply befriend THE Yexiao without catching feelings. Qin Yi's a lucky man and I hate him so much. Blame Yexiao for making me fall in love with her. 🌸 ~ Enjoy! o(^▽^)o

Two friends, polar opposites, slowly learn to love each other. (I TOOK THE COVER ART FROM TOHAD ON TWITTER IM SO SORRY I CANT FIND A COVER THAT I WANT FOR THIS THING BUT REST ASSURED I WILL CHANGE IT IN THE FUTURE)

So basically it's your first day of highschool and Louis is your overprotective older brother and he's worried that your gonna fall in love with Zayn or Liam but instead you fall in love with Harry who is Louis best friend and Louis also has a crush on him so you and Louis get into a fight over Harry oh and for some reason Niall was like this nerdy dweeb who became your best friend and your parents abandoned you 😁👍

Read the title. This is just random shit I think of during the day/mostly night 🤠 Putting a 13+ tag rn so be warned lol, my brain can be weird at times 😍 September 26th 2021 - November 13th 2022 ❤️ Basically a very very very long shit post

In a world full of deities, witches, monsters and fantasy, a young witch named Rhodri still found out that gang wars are just the same. Mostly just a lot of gun violence, kidnapping and motorcycles. Of course, they never wanted to be directly involved with it, but if your best friend came to you with a hostage from their rival gang and told you to step on the gas before they get shot to smithereens, you don't have much of an option to think about the reoccurring consequences this may arise. At least the scenery is nice along the way.

A little kitten was stuck on a tree, then and imitating adult cat came and told him to die, so little Timmy listened, what happened next? did he live? or did he die?..

raid shadow legends this is not sponsored by adidas please go buy nike i put a lot of thought into this so please no hate i based y/n off myself now enjoy you harmonicas/clarinets/non gender specific flaps written by a fellow hufflepuff

" so much pain for some so young " . no matter how hard you try, it's either not enough or no one gives a fuck just little angsty oneshots

made this after like crying my eyes out lmfao enjoy please

I made this as a joke to tease my best friend, I believe i will be forcing her to read this I literally hope no one sees this This was supposed to be cringy sooo..

This is a book on finding out if you're gay <3

Angela Darnell fell pregnant to her daughter when she was just 16 years old and due to the state she lives in she was forced to birth and raise her daughter without any support from parents or a partner, as soon as she turns 21 she is left with no choice but to take a job at a strip club to be able to provide food and shelter for her young daughter. Everything seems to be falling apart for her, that is until a handsome stranger steps in and turns her whole life around.

I made this as a joke to make fun of my teachers because I hate them also this isn't actually their names I changed them cuz yea also I had no idea what the cover would be so I made it hampter

I've took five seconds off and cut you bitches some slack Tell a friend to tell a friend HA She's BACK 😍😍 November 13th 2022 - Who fucking knows 💀

will update btw this is meant to sound like humanity's first mistake so doin't take it seriously

suffering. a crackfic parody of the infamous self-insert fanfic My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie but with all of dsmp (tara needs so much fucking therapy holy shit) yes we included every single dsmp member thats how many characters are in this godforsaken thing if any of the content creators mentioned arent cool with this, we will gladly delete :D dnf so funny haha :|