Gayconverstion Stories

"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." So... I prayed that my eyes would find Eve more attractive. I prayed that my ears would long to hear her voice. I prayed that my lips would learn to love the taste of her name. I prayed that my hands would ache to hold hers. I prayed the way Father says a good Christian boy should, but what's the point of praying about Eve when my heart already belongs to Steve?