iamanawesometaco
If you're trying to be a yaoi writer, you have to have a story with a neko in it. It's, like, a rule. So, although I'm somewhat hesitant, here we go!
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"Sis..." He asked cautiously. "What the hell is that?"
She paused in her pushing of the giant box, looking at him with a lopsided grin. "Nothing~"
He decided it was better not to ask and shut himself in his room.
He should have asked.
She patted the box and pressed her forehead against it. "That was him," she whispered to the cardboard box. "He's in the closet."
"Okay," a teen boy's voice replied from inside the box. "I just have to get him to come out?"
She cackled evilly. "Better yet, make him yours. Or you his. Whatever works. You're a gift from me, and he won't dare mistreat anything that comes from me."
"Yes, ma'am."
She resumed pushing the box. "This should be his best birthday present ever. He loves cats."
"He does?"
"Yup. A neko like you will be perfect for him."
"Okay!"
He //really should have asked.
[yaoi w/plot]