Historias de Geese

You better start a-walking babe.

Three, four Baby girl

A ruined breakfast. A city in chaos. Now, it's personal. Detective Hank of the Portland PD wants two things out of life: absolute quiet and his morning routine. But when the notorious Canadian Geese Gang glazes his pristine strawberry jelly donut with projectile chaos, Hank's morning goes completely sideways. What starts as a messy turf war turns into an unexpected partnership with Frankie, a powerful Rottweiler mob boss looking to get his stubborn bird family in line. To save the city, Hank must call in a massive favor from his sister Luna, the no-nonsense headmistress of a behavior academy in Salem. Can a grumpy pug in a trench coat, a smooth-talking gangster, and an academy for disruptive animals clean up Portland's streets for good? Find out in this hilarious, heartwarming cozy-noir tale of redemption, records, and the ultimate recovery of a perfect breakfast.

Dear Diary, Hilton and I are going to climb mount Bluebird today! I've been so excited to go, everyone keeps talking about the view. Hilton says we'll be at the top of the mountain just in time for sunset. He also says he has something else he wanted to show me. Besides that, nothing is happening today. I'll tell you how the climb went when we get back! Sincerely, Jeremy

Just to say thanks to Lawson. Sorry if some words were inappropriate!

𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘪 𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘪 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱, 𝘥𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘥. '𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘮 𝘪?' , 𝘪 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘴 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥.

No bitches? 💀💀

A collection of bird-brained poems that attempt to answer the following question: What can you do when you're as busy as a bee and life bugs you to the point where you cry fowl? And there you go, barking at the geese, ducks, swans, swatting carpenter bees with your tennis racket and drowning ants with your water hose as if that will help. The Woodpecker Gazette calls it "A silly, idiotic and unintelligent must-read." ©️ 2019-2022 Mark Toney

have you heard of a man of cheese stabbing a goose

Monty is trying to discover who he is when he meets, Charles. Charles is openly gay and develops a crush on Monty that he does not want him to know about, but then Monty starts developing feelings for Charles.

Stories I wrote hopefully they are scary, if not It kinda defeats the purpose of the title. Anyway you should start reading byeee.

This is a story of Betrayal and Bread. Nothing more.

ɧι~ ı- ơɧ, ῳąıɬ- ⋆ƈσυɠԋ⋆ *cσυgн* ah! back to normal! I'm Elenore/Elliot/Ella, whichever one you want to call me ^^

2 people go for a hike. A 16 year old and a 27 year old. They scare some geese away from a pond by accident but one stays behind. They think thats cool but move on with their hike. As they go through though things start to get weird.

This book is only filled with geese pictures and SOMEONE requested all 20 -_-. there are more, but that's all I'm gonna do for now :3. If you are wondering who the completely insane person is, it is DyingChild845 :).

Living in a grand mansion, the Wellington family lived a life of luxury with their daughter, loyal pets, trusted friends, and a vast group of maids and butlers. One fateful day, the tranquility was shattered when mysterious incidents began unfolding within Kingston. The once serene atmosphere was now filled with tension and uncertainty, now aiming and causing the family to be vulnerable, including their one and only daughter and heir to the family fortune. Charlotte Wellington.

The young goose, Jonathan, was found abandoned at birth by Maria, a young girl with a love for animals. Jonathan was hesitant at first, but could not stay wary of Maria for long.

STUPID FUCKING GEESSEEEE

This is a story about a Canadian Goose named Grace flies south for the winter and learns who her true family and friends are. Thank you for reading my story and I hope you enjoy it! :)

𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥