Yessica wakes up in a strange cave, and she sees 3 buff hot guys near her. She's stuck there, but she doesn't mind until a full moon comes, and they turn into werewolves! She finds out they are all the alphas of opposing clans, and now she's stuck in love square with all of them! Does she fall in love with one of them, ultimately breaking the other two alphas heart, or does she try to escape back to the suburbs to be in her suburban home with her suburban mom and suburban dad?
(WARNING: gen alpha language 🗿🐺💀🗿💪🍷💪🍷🥲🧏♀️💀🧏♂️💅🐶💅💪😈🤷♀️😍😦👹👺👍📷😌)
idk man I just get random stuff outta my brain and put it in here
no vents tho I usually do it in notes lololol
so it's just gonna be weird cringy stuff
All of the professors will be speaking in Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang phrases and words. Harry, Ron and Hermione will go suffer through it along with the rest of their class.
+ bonus scenes
Duo, Duo, uno, dos, tres arousal, download the app, love it, por favor,
Spanish or vanish gonna' make me sore,
I've been learning Chinese, please hear my pleas,
I've been learning French, bout' to break the bench...
You said that you were mewing but I think that you were gooning, you were capping about all the rizz you had but you never mentioned that CaseOh was your dad.
This story is written entirely by AI. The prompts were given by my friend on my iPad when I wasn't looking. (In their exact words: "LET ME COOK!")
I found it hilarious so I decided to post it
Have Fun :D
OUT OF CHARACTER!!
"All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey meets Gen Alpha brainrot!
Aka I got bored!
THIS IS ALL SAID IN IRONY I HATE PEOPLE WHO USE BRAINROT UNIRONICALLY
<3 enjoy