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The Scarlet Devil Mansion had many servants.
Maids.
A gatekeeper.
A librarian.
And... once upon a time...
...a court jester.
Due to one extremely unfortunate nap, several shifting borders, and a few centuries passing without his permission, the Scarlet Devil Mansion's forgotten jester finally wakes up in Gensokyo.
To him?
He overslept.
To Flandre Scarlet?
Her childhood best friend has finally come back.
Unfortunately for literally everyone else...
There are now two chaotic idiots running around the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
While Remilia desperately tries to keep the mansion intact, Sakuya's blood pressure reaches record highs, Patchouli wonders if silence is merely a myth, and Gensokyo slowly realizes that the strange human in the jester's hat somehow has the confidence to tell gods to calm down... just to see what happens.
Beneath all the laughter, however, lies a story about growing up, learning to move forward after centuries standing still, and a girl who finally realizes that what she feels for her oldest friend may be something more.
Also...
Someone keeps stealing Yuyuko's groceries.
(Contains comedy, wholesome moments, slow-burn romance, magical chaos, fourth-wall jokes, and the occasional roast of Twilight.)