Genzhumor Stories

Ditched an hour before her wedding, Josie marries a CEO in ten minutes flat. He doesn't know she's the secret genius he's chased for years. Chaos, comedy, one messy merger.

what did happen to namjoons crabs? did yeonjun really eat them or did he put them in soobins hair?? <3 it's very short so you can read it if you are in school, cooking or doing homework!

'Wasted and broke, the subdued skeleton floated ashore in their float. Having already drank their way out of their misery with a tequila in hand...' . . . . . But something just- wasn't right... . . . . . Meet Y/n L/n, a drunken asshat whose life went extremely down hill after being evicted from their apartment, and the death of their spouse. Aka a Cactus. But who would have thought taking a stroll on the shore would lead to waking up in a completely different timeline far from their own. The golden era of pirates! Y/n pondered on a way 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 whilst earning some 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘺! :3 An adventure of sailing, treasure hunting and mad tension between skeletons.

𝐀 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓 ? 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐀/𝐔 𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ! 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃! 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬: 𝐠𝐔𝐲𝐬 𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 😡 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨: 𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐞 .-. 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬: 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥... 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 😤 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨: 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 '𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦' 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬:𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲? '𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐆𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬?' _____________ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝:𝟷𝟶/𝟸𝟺/𝟸𝟶 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝟶𝟹/𝟷𝟽/𝟸𝟷___________ inspired by: deliquents by @gerardoply -𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐬™

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WARNING: Spoilers and a ton of swearing (This takes place like in the middle of A Dangerous Path and its not in my head canon, its worth nothing, i made this because why the fuck not also, swiftpaw is dead and lostface is injured) despite the story kinda making it seem like it, the cats are not humanized Fireheart decided that it was easier to nuke the dogs instead of being scared of them. Now snakerocks doesnt exist. Soon the cats go to war over a fucking happy meal that Fireheart caught somehow.

In a world where everyone is the main character of their own story, the Porter family is... well, the comic relief. With personalities as vibrant as their questionable wardrobe choices and a talent for turning mundane events into dramatic catastrophes, this family redefines the meaning of chaos. But when a surprise letter reveals a family secret that flips their world upside down, they're thrown into an absurd journey full of epic fails, bizarre encounters, and plenty of laughter. Packed with plot twists, quirky humor, and wildly unpredictable family dynamics, "The Plot Twist" is your go-to feel-good comedy.

i don't have enough storage so i'm gonna put my hot memes here. enjoy.

Sa St. Agatha Medical Center, may isang floor na hindi nila masyadong pinagmamalaki. Ward 13. Dito, kumpleto ang staff - may magagaling na doctors, mabilis na nurses, genius na med techs, pharmacist na walking dictionary ng gamot, at janitor na mas updated pa sa chismis kaysa sa admin. Technically? Functional. Professionally? Licensed. Emotionally? Questionable. Isang araw normal ang duty. Next day, may sumisigaw ng "CODE BLUE!" Tapos may sisigaw din ng "Sino umubos ng kape?!" Sa Ward 13, buhay ang pasyente... pero pati drama. May head surgeon na girlboss pero lowbat na sa patience. May ER doctor na kalmado sa labas, pero internally nagdadasal na sana walang mag-collapse ulit. May nurses na kayang mag-IV habang nakikipag-away sa group chat. May pharmacist na galit sa sulat-kamay ng doctors. At may janitor na tahimik lang... pero alam lahat ng sikreto ng floor na 'to. Between life-and-death situations, accidental coffee spills sa chart, dramatic exes na sumusugod sa ER, at interns na hindi alam kung pasyente ba o staff ang unang magpa-panic- Ward 13 is not just a hospital floor. It's a survival game. Dito, hindi lang pasyente ang sinusubukang iligtas. Pati reputasyon. Pati pride. Pati mental stability. Kung gusto mo ng hospital story na puno ng tension, tawanan, sigawan, at konting landi sa nurse station- Welcome to Ward 13. Magaling sila. Promise. Pero just in case... Pray for the patients.

In this story you are a 7th graders who is 13 but other than that the rest is up too you I have a few clothing photos that you can reference ot just go off in your imagination with clothes ibjust provided some gn clothes that you may want to wear You can be an skintone, sexuality, body size, or anything i only chose age and school level I inserted myself in the story as a best friend of yours because I like to be included in things No gender roles are provided and I will try to keep gender things out of this story and I am sorry if I mess that up but warning this story contains Gen z humor and other thing such as achohol, drug use such as nicotine and mentions of weed, Crack, and cocaine, this story will also mention sex and sex jokes but I will put a warning before very chapter so you may skip that one if you are uncomfortable with the subject

ranging from memes to absolute nonsense, my downloads has it all!

!!!This is just a joke but have fun wheezing because this was really fun to write with the help of three of my other friends!!!

I made this so I could share things that happen to me and basically talk about how I feel everyday, you guys can give me advice or even share your feelings in the comments, everyone is welcome here we can also bond..I am a kpop Stan and I watch a little anime, This is supposed to be a safe zone for everyone this is LGBTQ+ safe. Basically it's like a day in my life but we can also talk and I'll vent, it may not get very far but we will see! I'm also a negro 😃

A beautifully written story by me Me(kayyynet) and my sister(ppturtles)aka pp. None of this is serious but why was I lowkey getting into ittt 😜.

This story is about a young girl who gets bullied in school and has a very poor family. Although she has magic in her DNA she does not know. She gets into Hogwarts and meets everyone there, but one specific person catches her eye.. the rest is a mystery.. ?????

A short story, in only 69 words

This is the archive of thoughts I've had that are so stupid that they need their own book. Have fun with my stupid ideas and all that good shit. (PLEASE forgive me for cursing.)

this is a story unlike no other. me, a young black girl who wishes there were a reality with people more like her. a reality where she can wear baggy jeans and ban tees without criticism from her peers and a place where she can travel the city late at night. no worries. no racism. just a black girl living her teenage dream. thrift shops by day, picnics by afternoon and skate parks by night. and boys. all types of boys. skater boys and stylish boys especially. a place where she doesn't have to just date black. a place where her style isn't "dressing white" a place where she can be me. or should I just say i am she? ~ i will come back to that but with further ado...."my dream reality"

❝ dang shawty, you kinda bad. slide the snap? 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐔𝐀 𝐙𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐘𝐂𝐊 𝐗 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 -EBOYZUKO bxb, cat-boy killua SIMP ALERT ꒰ 📓 ꒱ - cover is made by me !! ꒰ 📓 ꒱ - hunter x hunter is owed by yoshiro togashi !! ꒰ 📓 ꒱ - i do not own any of the characters !!