Historias de Genzhumor

what did happen to namjoons crabs? did yeonjun really eat them or did he put them in soobins hair?? <3 it's very short so you can read it if you are in school, cooking or doing homework!

I made this so I could share things that happen to me and basically talk about how I feel everyday, you guys can give me advice or even share your feelings in the comments, everyone is welcome here we can also bond..I am a kpop Stan and I watch a little anime, This is supposed to be a safe zone for everyone this is LGBTQ+ safe. Basically it's like a day in my life but we can also talk and I'll vent, it may not get very far but we will see! I'm also a negro 😃

memes

'Wasted and broke, the subdued skeleton floated ashore in their float. Having already drank their way out of their misery with a tequila in hand...' . . . . . But something just- wasn't right... . . . . . Meet Y/n L/n, a drunken asshat whose life went extremely down hill after being evicted from their apartment, and the death of their spouse. Aka a Cactus. But who would have thought taking a stroll on the shore would lead to waking up in a completely different timeline far from their own. The golden era of pirates! Y/n pondered on a way 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 whilst earning some 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘺! :3 An adventure of sailing, treasure hunting and mad tension between skeletons.

i don't have enough storage so i'm gonna put my hot memes here. enjoy.

This is the archive of thoughts I've had that are so stupid that they need their own book. Have fun with my stupid ideas and all that good shit. (PLEASE forgive me for cursing.)

Sa St. Agatha Medical Center, may isang floor na hindi nila masyadong pinagmamalaki. Ward 13. Dito, kumpleto ang staff - may magagaling na doctors, mabilis na nurses, genius na med techs, pharmacist na walking dictionary ng gamot, at janitor na mas updated pa sa chismis kaysa sa admin. Technically? Functional. Professionally? Licensed. Emotionally? Questionable. Isang araw normal ang duty. Next day, may sumisigaw ng "CODE BLUE!" Tapos may sisigaw din ng "Sino umubos ng kape?!" Sa Ward 13, buhay ang pasyente... pero pati drama. May head surgeon na girlboss pero lowbat na sa patience. May ER doctor na kalmado sa labas, pero internally nagdadasal na sana walang mag-collapse ulit. May nurses na kayang mag-IV habang nakikipag-away sa group chat. May pharmacist na galit sa sulat-kamay ng doctors. At may janitor na tahimik lang... pero alam lahat ng sikreto ng floor na 'to. Between life-and-death situations, accidental coffee spills sa chart, dramatic exes na sumusugod sa ER, at interns na hindi alam kung pasyente ba o staff ang unang magpa-panic- Ward 13 is not just a hospital floor. It's a survival game. Dito, hindi lang pasyente ang sinusubukang iligtas. Pati reputasyon. Pati pride. Pati mental stability. Kung gusto mo ng hospital story na puno ng tension, tawanan, sigawan, at konting landi sa nurse station- Welcome to Ward 13. Magaling sila. Promise. Pero just in case... Pray for the patients.

Hi 🥰 This is a story about a girl named Mya snape (aka you 😝) , her story is gonna get a little wild, but her love for Malfoy will grow (also this story is gonna have some soft draco spots) TW: MAY CONTAIN SELF HARM ( sorry if the is is uncomfortable for you 😖) Also I do not own any if the character these are all characters of Jk Rowling Hope you like my story!🥳 ( I'll explain a little more on the first page)

!!!This is just a joke but have fun wheezing because this was really fun to write with the help of three of my other friends!!!

two totally hetero best female friends based off of original characters we roleplayed as but now theres a book about it gayness! chaos! memes! arson! sad girl hours! this book has it all. so read it. and pay us money. please.

A short story, in only 69 words

ranging from memes to absolute nonsense, my downloads has it all!

All of your favourite Harry Potter characteristics, except imagine that it was written by a cursed Artificial Intelligence. From Silverware Mosquitoes to Worchester Sauce, readers are taken on a confused ride of laughs and minimum plot direction. WARNING: HIGH GEN-Z CONTENT. PROCEDE WITH CAUTION. (Inspired from stories made by botnik.org. Additions to the story are constantly being added.)

When Zara's TikTok goes viral for all the wrong reasons (thanks to her out-of-control skincare fail), she embarks on a hilarious and chaotic journey to achieve the ultimate glow-up. With the help of a sassy best friend, questionable DIY hacks, and a mysterious website, Zara discovers that skincare is more than just a routine-it's a lifestyle.

"𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭.." "𝘖𝘩 𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦?"

this is a story unlike no other. me, a young black girl who wishes there were a reality with people more like her. a reality where she can wear baggy jeans and ban tees without criticism from her peers and a place where she can travel the city late at night. no worries. no racism. just a black girl living her teenage dream. thrift shops by day, picnics by afternoon and skate parks by night. and boys. all types of boys. skater boys and stylish boys especially. a place where she doesn't have to just date black. a place where her style isn't "dressing white" a place where she can be me. or should I just say i am she? ~ i will come back to that but with further ado...."my dream reality"

WARNING: Spoilers and a ton of swearing (This takes place like in the middle of A Dangerous Path and its not in my head canon, its worth nothing, i made this because why the fuck not also, swiftpaw is dead and lostface is injured) despite the story kinda making it seem like it, the cats are not humanized Fireheart decided that it was easier to nuke the dogs instead of being scared of them. Now snakerocks doesnt exist. Soon the cats go to war over a fucking happy meal that Fireheart caught somehow.

In this story you are a 7th graders who is 13 but other than that the rest is up too you I have a few clothing photos that you can reference ot just go off in your imagination with clothes ibjust provided some gn clothes that you may want to wear You can be an skintone, sexuality, body size, or anything i only chose age and school level I inserted myself in the story as a best friend of yours because I like to be included in things No gender roles are provided and I will try to keep gender things out of this story and I am sorry if I mess that up but warning this story contains Gen z humor and other thing such as achohol, drug use such as nicotine and mentions of weed, Crack, and cocaine, this story will also mention sex and sex jokes but I will put a warning before very chapter so you may skip that one if you are uncomfortable with the subject

𝐀 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓 ? 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐀/𝐔 𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 ! 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃! 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬: 𝐠𝐔𝐲𝐬 𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐝 😡 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨: 𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐞 .-. 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬: 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥... 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐀𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 😤 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨: 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 '𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦' 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬:𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲? '𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐆𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬?' _____________ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝:𝟷𝟶/𝟸𝟺/𝟸𝟶 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝟶𝟹/𝟷𝟽/𝟸𝟷___________ inspired by: deliquents by @gerardoply -𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐬™