Genzhumor Stories

❝ dang shawty, you kinda bad. slide the snap? 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐔𝐀 𝐙𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐘𝐂𝐊 𝐗 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 -EBOYZUKO bxb, cat-boy killua SIMP ALERT ꒰ 📓 ꒱ - cover is made by me !! ꒰ 📓 ꒱ - hunter x hunter is owed by yoshiro togashi !! ꒰ 📓 ꒱ - i do not own any of the characters !!

This is the archive of thoughts I've had that are so stupid that they need their own book. Have fun with my stupid ideas and all that good shit. (PLEASE forgive me for cursing.)

A beautifully written story by me Me(kayyynet) and my sister(ppturtles)aka pp. None of this is serious but why was I lowkey getting into ittt 😜.

Hi 🥰 This is a story about a girl named Mya snape (aka you 😝) , her story is gonna get a little wild, but her love for Malfoy will grow (also this story is gonna have some soft draco spots) TW: MAY CONTAIN SELF HARM ( sorry if the is is uncomfortable for you 😖) Also I do not own any if the character these are all characters of Jk Rowling Hope you like my story!🥳 ( I'll explain a little more on the first page)

this is a story unlike no other. me, a young black girl who wishes there were a reality with people more like her. a reality where she can wear baggy jeans and ban tees without criticism from her peers and a place where she can travel the city late at night. no worries. no racism. just a black girl living her teenage dream. thrift shops by day, picnics by afternoon and skate parks by night. and boys. all types of boys. skater boys and stylish boys especially. a place where she doesn't have to just date black. a place where her style isn't "dressing white" a place where she can be me. or should I just say i am she? ~ i will come back to that but with further ado...."my dream reality"

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!!!This is just a joke but have fun wheezing because this was really fun to write with the help of three of my other friends!!!

two totally hetero best female friends based off of original characters we roleplayed as but now theres a book about it gayness! chaos! memes! arson! sad girl hours! this book has it all. so read it. and pay us money. please.

When Zara's TikTok goes viral for all the wrong reasons (thanks to her out-of-control skincare fail), she embarks on a hilarious and chaotic journey to achieve the ultimate glow-up. With the help of a sassy best friend, questionable DIY hacks, and a mysterious website, Zara discovers that skincare is more than just a routine-it's a lifestyle.

This story is about a young girl who gets bullied in school and has a very poor family. Although she has magic in her DNA she does not know. She gets into Hogwarts and meets everyone there, but one specific person catches her eye.. the rest is a mystery.. ?????

I made this so I could share things that happen to me and basically talk about how I feel everyday, you guys can give me advice or even share your feelings in the comments, everyone is welcome here we can also bond..I am a kpop Stan and I watch a little anime, This is supposed to be a safe zone for everyone this is LGBTQ+ safe. Basically it's like a day in my life but we can also talk and I'll vent, it may not get very far but we will see! I'm also a negro 😃

A short story, in only 69 words

In a world where everyone is the main character of their own story, the Porter family is... well, the comic relief. With personalities as vibrant as their questionable wardrobe choices and a talent for turning mundane events into dramatic catastrophes, this family redefines the meaning of chaos. But when a surprise letter reveals a family secret that flips their world upside down, they're thrown into an absurd journey full of epic fails, bizarre encounters, and plenty of laughter. Packed with plot twists, quirky humor, and wildly unpredictable family dynamics, "The Plot Twist" is your go-to feel-good comedy.

In this story you are a 7th graders who is 13 but other than that the rest is up too you I have a few clothing photos that you can reference ot just go off in your imagination with clothes ibjust provided some gn clothes that you may want to wear You can be an skintone, sexuality, body size, or anything i only chose age and school level I inserted myself in the story as a best friend of yours because I like to be included in things No gender roles are provided and I will try to keep gender things out of this story and I am sorry if I mess that up but warning this story contains Gen z humor and other thing such as achohol, drug use such as nicotine and mentions of weed, Crack, and cocaine, this story will also mention sex and sex jokes but I will put a warning before very chapter so you may skip that one if you are uncomfortable with the subject

WARNING: Spoilers and a ton of swearing (This takes place like in the middle of A Dangerous Path and its not in my head canon, its worth nothing, i made this because why the fuck not also, swiftpaw is dead and lostface is injured) despite the story kinda making it seem like it, the cats are not humanized Fireheart decided that it was easier to nuke the dogs instead of being scared of them. Now snakerocks doesnt exist. Soon the cats go to war over a fucking happy meal that Fireheart caught somehow.

'Wasted and broke, the subdued skeleton floated ashore in their float. Having already drank their way out of their misery with a tequila in hand...' . . . . . But something just- wasn't right... . . . . . Meet Y/n L/n, a drunken asshat whose life went extremely down hill after being evicted from their apartment, and the death of their spouse. Aka a Cactus. But who would have thought taking a stroll on the shore would lead to waking up in a completely different timeline far from their own. The golden era of pirates! Y/n pondered on a way 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 whilst earning some 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘺! :3 An adventure of sailing, treasure hunting and mad tension between skeletons.

what did happen to namjoons crabs? did yeonjun really eat them or did he put them in soobins hair?? <3 it's very short so you can read it if you are in school, cooking or doing homework!

i don't have enough storage so i'm gonna put my hot memes here. enjoy.

All of your favourite Harry Potter characteristics, except imagine that it was written by a cursed Artificial Intelligence. From Silverware Mosquitoes to Worchester Sauce, readers are taken on a confused ride of laughs and minimum plot direction. WARNING: HIGH GEN-Z CONTENT. PROCEDE WITH CAUTION. (Inspired from stories made by botnik.org. Additions to the story are constantly being added.)