Gertrude Stories

It all began with a party, and ended up with a chase. My name is Katlyn Russell, and im running from my life from creatures I never knew existed, in a place thought to be fake. The Spirits want my body. They want to take it over and live again, they want to kill me. If they succede, im doomed to walk the world as a ghost, if I succede..............Im not sure what will happen, but I just want out of this place.

When Suzy ran away with Sam in Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom, she brought a suitcase full of books with her. Later, Wes Anderson released a short video with animated sequences of each book. He left us with a few tantalizing sentences and images from which to construct our own stories. Here's what he gave us from The Francine Odysseys: "His eyes downcast, his kingdom in ruins, Mynar pressed his heavy paw through the rippling surface of the cool shallows and down to its stone floor. ‘My people were once lead my a great and noble beast and I no longer see his face in this reflection.’ Meanwhile, on the plains of Tabitha, Francine rested. There would be another time for war." Building on that, I'm writing the full story of The Francine Odysseys, in all its corny 1960s YA glory. If I know anything about Suzy as a character, it's that she has good taste in books. The books that she brought along with her on her adventure deserve to exist.

BILLY is a fat lard with problems. His mommee tells him that he can no longer eat poptarts. so he cries.

started: 03.01.2022 finished: 03.11.2022

[A HISTORICAL ROMANCE] When the daughter of a wealthy family seeks the help of a renowned criminal, both of their lives turn into something that neither of them expected. * * * * In 1909 London, in a certain opium den, Francis Miller, a well known thief, has escaped the murky room of the den. A woman approaches him, declaring herself in need of his help, and when he hears of the reward, he blindly follows her. He, however, doesn't seem to consider the punishment if he were caught by the Scotland Yard....

GERTRUDE FATBOTTOM never wanted to go to Hogwarts, she was just fine at Ilvermorny, the American wizarding school, thank you very much. However, when surprisingly she gets chosen for foreign exchange student program between the two schools, she is forced go. What will happen during her time at Hogwarts? Will she fall in love? Single-handedly defeat the forces of evil? Who knows? I sure don't and I am the author. Following Gertrude and the other students as she tries survive at Hogwarts. ***all credit for Gertrude Fatbottom goes to @muckenzie on Tiktok. Thanks to her for creating this wonderful character Also credit for the rest of the world and characters goes to *gagging noises* JK Rowling the transphobe

This story revolves around Kathrine. An average high school student, with distant parents, but close friends. She starts grade eleven in hopes of getting through school and being able to figure out who she really is. She has simple dreams and just wants a simple life.Then on the first day she meets some very strange characters. She has a vision of someone getting murdered and she finds out shes half elf and half demon. A lot to take in on the first week back right? Oh and she also has to go this school called Wilda Academy or she will be killed to hide it's secret. Wilda Academy ?! More like Nightmare Academy..................

for Gertrude

This is just for fun, don't mind it

I'ma write this with out Ai for once- To check out more of my crappy writing check out my main account @usmeellikeabaka fuck my life :D

"The first thing she said to me was boob noise and now we've been married for 26 years" The story of a furry and a graduate with a computer science degree who can't figure out how to use a fucking discord bot.

beware: there is a lot of cringe this story is about broccoli and gertrude at the school after emily's death and they are going to kill emily and jake and every memory about them because they are stupid pieces of shit