Gertrude Stories

Gwen and her mother come to Carvahall for refuge. They meet Garrow and his family and settle three miles away. Gwen and Eragon become friends, and soon, lovers. Together they will travel to the Varden where Gwen learns who she really is.

Bernadette is a young child of 5 years old. Her mother wants to go see a clairvoyant when Bernadette's father dies prematurely.

gertrude loves snoop dog

Millicent is an orphan who is rejected by many families but comes across a lovely and old woman named Gertrude who makes Millicents dream of being adopted comes true.

We need to find Issoot and bring him home ;-;

This is a very awkward, random story based off my friends and I. Our journeys together.... to Walmart. Just.... Just read

"If you don't push the damn car, I am kicking you off the squad." "Alright, alright." "Since when did we call ourselves 'squad'?" • • • in which four unusual friends embark on an escape from their worries and troubles in cedric's mom's old minivan (named gertrude) including renditions of beyonce, quoting the genie from Aladdin, encountering flat tires, playing the plate number game, being chased by moms, all starting from a car wash. 14.09.14 adventure #92 14.09.14 short story #244

Box of Matches is a poem I created in my intro to poetry class. It's written as a sestina and uses only words that appear in Gertrude Stein's Tender Buttons. Hope you enjoy it.

The sequel to my first book, The adventurous adventures of Gertrude and Patricia. All chapters are based on the daily adventures of me and my friends.

Follow Gertrude Fatbottom as she navigates through Hogwarts with more than a few snags and snakes along the way. COVER NOT MINE

A story about a sheep who slays life and his almighty friends who join his fabulous life

We love Gertrude we breathe Gertrude we live Gertrude

Predictions, headcanons, Arthurian myths and everything in between turned into Fated: the musical fanfictions. Thank you Adri for this amazing musical! Everyone, go listen to chronicle one right now! (requests are open)

Preview: Lilly waved her plastic doll in her hand. "let's get dresses for the ball" She told her nannys. "I like this one" Hariet said and picked up a tiny gown. "That's mine" Lilly said and took the gown from her hand. "S'cuse me bitch?" Hariet stared deeply into Lillys eyes. "Uh... you can have it back" Lilly said scaredly and dropped the small dress in front of Hariets lap. Hariet frowned and picked up two pins from Lillys desk. She handed one to Gertrude and she nodded. "Get her!" Gertrude yelled, and they both vigorously stabbed Lillys doll with the pins until there were deep punctures in its stomache. Lilly sat there mortified until there was nothing left but shards of plastic. Then, Gertrude snapped a pen, and red ink fell all over the dolls remains, along with the small ball gown. There was a small moment of silence, and Lilly looked horrified. "That was fun" Hariet said and stood up, wiping red ink off her shirt. "Now how bout' we order a pizza?"

Nikki Rae is your average teenage girl who lives in New York city. One day her parents decide she needs a change and send her to visit her cat obsessed aunt in Springfield, Idaho. Nikki feels like the whole world is out to get her until she meets her aunt's gorgeous neighbor.

You find your true love at school. She is your teacher named Gertrude. She is hot.