Historias de Gertrude

(ATTENTION ANYONE WHO'S ABOUT TO CLICK ON THIS!! I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 11/12ISH AND IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST STORIED I WROTE! ITS SUPER CRINGE AND IM BETTER AT WRITING NOW I PROMISE!!) Gertrude has a large enough family already. Papa, Billy, Maxwell, Spencer, and Sally. And not to forget Maddie Friend who is always stalking Billy! And their pet dinosaur Freddie! When she learns she is expecting a new arrival, she's scared on how everyone will react. ALL CREDIT TO VENTURIANTALE! EXCEPT THE CHARACTERS WHO I CREATE. BUT THE ACCACHALLA'S AND MADDIE FRIEND AND EVERYTHING ELSE BELONGS TO THEM! THANK YOU!

This is a very awkward, random story based off my friends and I. Our journeys together.... to Walmart. Just.... Just read

Bernadette is a young child of 5 years old. Her mother wants to go see a clairvoyant when Bernadette's father dies prematurely.

GERTRUDE FATBOTTOM never wanted to go to Hogwarts, she was just fine at Ilvermorny, the American wizarding school, thank you very much. However, when surprisingly she gets chosen for foreign exchange student program between the two schools, she is forced go. What will happen during her time at Hogwarts? Will she fall in love? Single-handedly defeat the forces of evil? Who knows? I sure don't and I am the author. Following Gertrude and the other students as she tries survive at Hogwarts. ***all credit for Gertrude Fatbottom goes to @muckenzie on Tiktok. Thanks to her for creating this wonderful character Also credit for the rest of the world and characters goes to *gagging noises* JK Rowling the transphobe

Have you ever broken a toy? If so i must warn you against reading this story, so please log off now. Or read it Its not like I can tell you what to do, yet.

This takes place in an AU where Erica and Friends all attend the same school... that's all I can say, read the story to figure out the plot :3

started: 03.01.2022 finished: 03.11.2022

The Collection

This is for @muckenzie on TikTok! If you happen to see this I love your videos! Preface: We all know J.K. Rowling's golden Trio, but in he books she left out the most important member, Gertrude Fatbottom. Why may you ask? Because Joanne Rowling was a student at Hogwarts herself, and was always jealous of Gertrude. The truth is finally coming out, as we follow the story of the queen of 'thank you for asking' and animal crackers.

We need to find Issoot and bring him home ;-;

Box of Matches is a poem I created in my intro to poetry class. It's written as a sestina and uses only words that appear in Gertrude Stein's Tender Buttons. Hope you enjoy it.

You find your true love at school. She is your teacher named Gertrude. She is hot.

[A HISTORICAL ROMANCE] When the daughter of a wealthy family seeks the help of a renowned criminal, both of their lives turn into something that neither of them expected. * * * * In 1909 London, in a certain opium den, Francis Miller, a well known thief, has escaped the murky room of the den. A woman approaches him, declaring herself in need of his help, and when he hears of the reward, he blindly follows her. He, however, doesn't seem to consider the punishment if he were caught by the Scotland Yard....

Harry finds he is lonely at home with no friends. He begins to see the world differently with his glasses, which he names Gertrude. Harry catches feelings for her, what does he do? Will he mess it up with his awkwardness or score, as James Potter did with Lily? I only own the character Gertrude, everything else is made by JKR.

Allow me to Introduce Marlow Samson: Loner, loser and a little past his expiration, Marlow is afflicted with a terrible condition that has taken his life. Literally. He’s not your average undead hunk, he doesn’t sparkle or have an alluring Transylvanian accent. He’s just plain old Marlow and his life sucks. The ebook is available online this week (July 20th, 2013). Grab your copy now! http://upsetapplecartpress.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=181 ---This will soon be available in PDF, EPUB and MOBI format for puchase on UpsetappleCartpress.com, Kobo and Amazon. Once available in ebook form the majority of this ebook will not be available for reading on Wattpad.

The net curtains blew wildly floating through the room. An old woman with shaking hands and a quaking soul allowed her frail hands to pull the windows closed. The wind died, the curtains settled and she let out a sigh. "How are you old friend?" A smooth voice rang out from the corner of the room. The woman jumped in fear as her tired eyes fell upon a cloaked figure. The figures face was well hidden beneath a hood and the hundreds of shadows that danced around the room. Her ghostly white skin and plump red lips were all the old woman could make out. "Who are you? What do you want?" the old woman trembled. "My my you haven't forgotten me have you Paula? It's me your old friend. I've been with you a long time now. It's time we finally met isn't it?" "Sylvia is that you?" the old woman gasped. "Come on now Paula let's not play stupid Sylvia died a long time ago. You saw to that didn't you?"