Gertrude Stories

Eli and Aesop have been best friends since childhood. Aesop has always liked Eli all these years but he is already dating a girl named Gertrude... But is she really as n...

We love Gertrude we breathe Gertrude we live Gertrude

Horatio is pining for Hamlet,thinking he was head over heels for Ophelia, little did he know...

Millicent is an orphan who is rejected by many families but comes across a lovely and old woman named Gertrude who makes Millicents dream of being adopted comes true.

yvonne and gertrude. #otp

These are just some challenges my friends made me write... so read, laugh, embrace the randomness, and please don't think I need to be put in a mental asylum! XP (Also t...

(ATTENTION ANYONE WHO'S ABOUT TO CLICK ON THIS!! I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 11/12ISH AND IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST STORIED I WROTE! ITS SUPER CRINGE AND IM BETTER AT WRITING...

Link has been living in captivity his whole life. The only remains of his parents is his younger sister, Willow. Together, with the help of two other parent less childr...

A story about a sheep who slays life and his almighty friends who join his fabulous life

Box of Matches is a poem I created in my intro to poetry class. It's written as a sestina and uses only words that appear in Gertrude Stein's Tender Buttons. Hope you en...

Brooke hates regular life. She really does have a reason why. But maybe Acachalla life will be better. She has a chance to find out. Because she learns that she is Papa...

chad is a 60 yr old high school bad boy. he is the texas mafia boss. 🥶🥶 he has lots of sugar babies because he is rich and segsy. but what happens the giant nerd rejec...

This book takes place AFTER the events of normal bully, I made it so Chad Damnson was suspended and the group of nerds we all know and love aren't bullied that much anym...

GERTRUDE FATBOTTOM never wanted to go to Hogwarts, she was just fine at Ilvermorny, the American wizarding school, thank you very much. However, when surprisingly she ge...

More or less a school assignment - Explore the emotions of Gertrude following her finding that Hamlet has faked his antic disposition, the murder of Polonius, and predic...

BILLY is a fat lard with problems. His mommee tells him that he can no longer eat poptarts. so he cries.

Les vérités qu'on n'ose dire. Auteur : Meli Patrick.

Hey bad bitches! Here's the Roll Call Song for y'all. Better start memorizing. :)