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ANOTHER SHITPOSTING DIMENTIO STORY

Viktor is kind of a sad guy.

So did you know a raccoon can fit in your ass? Didn't think so 😔🔫

Fuck it, im just gonna release this for my two followers to read, while i work on a worse book. enjoy the shitty drawings

Things I have said or have thought of.

Thanos has sex and probably commits arson

this one is for the boys with the booming system top down ac with the cooling system when he come up in the club he be blazing up got stack on deck like he saving up and he ill he real he might gotta deal he pop bottles and he got the right kind of build he cold he dope he might sell coke he always fly in the air but he never fly coach He a mf trip trip sailor of the ship ship when he make it drip drip kiss him on the lip lip that's the kinda dude I was lookin for and yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin hoe I said excuse me, you're a hell of a guy I mean my my my my you're like pelican fly I mean you're so shy and I'm loving your tie you're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye oh yes I did yes I did somebody please tell him who the f I is i am Nicki Minaj I mack them dudes up back coupes up and chuck the deuce up this is a joke kaeluc is bad stop shipping brothers u weirdos

Get fucked-

Any rook waifu will do smh my head

Our protagonist is somewhere between a Boy and a man, trying to find his purpose in life. No matter what, he can't seem to do anything right, and just wants to find his way. Doing as much as he can, he tries to get by. Who you may ask? You my friend. You. If I'm going to be honest, this is like a slice-of-life anime, but in book format. Don't expect some powers or shit. Also, expect the character to be patriotic. If you don't like that, too bad.

( does mother know you weareth her drapes? ) cover: nightmhre

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COPS CALLED, GONE WRONG 😱😱😱😱😱!!!!!

Percy Jackson is not a son of Poseidon. He is not even Greek. He is the last of his people left on earth as he awaits his destiny. To reach it, grudges and prejudices must be forgotten and he must find acceptance in a world in which he does not belong. His power scares even the gods. With war approaching will they accept him or will they drive him to their enemy? AU.

this is to expose terrible people I know