Истории Getoutofmyswamp

You're a villager- you live near the great marsh. People have been scared of that marsh- saying that a great, green ogre inhabits the swamp, and turns knights' eyes into jelly. They also say this ogre finds it quite good on toast, actually. Nevertheless, you aren't afraid of this big, green ogre, despite what others say about the filthy swampland. You're quite bored of your village life anyways, You long for a good adventure to go on, you want to leave the kingdom. You decide to travel in. Shrek's an ogre- big, mean and scary, and he's divorced Fiona. She's taken the kids, and Shrek's quite sad about it. He tries to tell, Donkey, but he is on Fiona's side. He decides to try and get over by going and consulting in his therapist, who has ended up being assassinated by the Fairy Godmother, who turns out to be alive and well. She turns Shrek into a woman, and Shrek is confused at how to proceed in the act of urinating. How will you find your way to happiness and satisfaction? Will Shrek ever go back to his normal self? Read and find out.. THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO AMUSE YOU. IF IT DOESN'T, IT'S OKAY.

enjoy guys 🤗😄👍🏾

Shrek doesn't just let anyone in his swamp, but when his marriage starts to fail and his world collapses, Farquaad, his once love rival might become just the one he lets into his warm bubbling sticky swamp. Swamps, steam, romance, & a surprise cameo(maybe more than one) can mean only one thing. A truly great and beautiful romance.

shrek is love...... shrek is life......

https://youtu.be/T9NAe13vFn8 ONIONS HAVE LAYERS GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

[FEEL FREE TO GIVE FEEDBACK AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO COMMENT] I am fairly new to this and I would like to have a platform to release some of my writings anonymously. Most of these were written from some hard times of my past and some are just written at the dusk of dawn because my dumbass just can't act right and resorts to overthinking. Enjoy.

(A romance story) btw Idk why this is getting views😃

Just the Voltron ships with no fanfics even though they're OTP. Ships include: Beith- Barry X Keith Kerdge- Kermit X Pidge Shrance- Shrek X Lance Yes I'm serious. These ships are beautiful and need more love. This is dedicated to @ hopeful.pringle and @ mewbby on Instagram and also to the shippers who've shipped these forbidden pairs. I'm gonna start off with one shots or something like that first and stuff. I think. Idk it's my first fic cut me some slack. Enjoy!!

get them out right now

No one's gonna read this so I'll probably fill it with only 10% art and 90% memes.

Amelia had an average life, staying at home waiting for her Senpai to notice her. She was meh kind of happy I guess, until one night where she met the man thing that would change her life forever.

~A Maggie 'Green' Fan-Fiction~ Maggie Greene has a lot of time on her hands to go wondering and poking about. But she doesn't have time for your crap. Get out of her swamp nd' stay out.

The book of bad life choices. I swear this actually will become serious. Sorry if you were looking for dank memes. I'm going through a less than fantastic time, and I rant a lot. Trigger warnings, mentions of suicidal thoughts, etc.