Getrekt Stories

Hey you! Are you looking for realistic? art, memes, and SO MUCH MORE? Well, you have come to the right place! Come into the dark pit I call a book......

This is my first book so don't hate. ;)

This is a story of a bogan werewolf girl who found her bloody mate.

A book of comeback and roasts to say to people!!!!

Sup. Satan here. Welcome to my rant book. Trigger warning to all you 12 year old's on wattpad (and all you 'special snowflakes').

Lololololololollolololololollooooooolllllolooolololooio GET THE TROLL LOLILOOO U JUST WASTED YOUR TIME AND QHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS NO REALLY YOUR ACTUALLY REALLY WASTING YOUR TIME NO SERIOUSLY STOP READING I DONT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE STILL READING OMG YOU ARE REALLY BEAST FOR KEEP READING THIS THIS IS EXACT THE I BET YOUR PRETTY CONFUSED YEAH UR PROBABLY SITTING THERE LIKE ..................... AND YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I WASTED MY TIME MAKING THIS WELL IT IS TO MAKE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME WAIT WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?IM AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE HOW ABOUT YOU STOP READING JK TROLL YOUR FRIENDS WITH THIS OK LEAVE A LIKE AND ENJOY TROLLING PEOPLE THIS PROBABLY WAATED ALOT OF TIME BUT YOUR PROBABLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF LIKE IM AN IDIOT WOW WHY AM I STILL READING THIS OMG WTF TIME YOUR WASTED JUST YOU YOUR PROBABLY CONFUSED CAUSE THAT SENTENCE WAS WRITTEN BACKWARDS SO YEAH DEAL WITH IT WHAT U GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH YOU WANT SOME I GIVE IT YA YOUR ALSO PROBABLY WONDERING.

Sense nobody writes,bout Undertale this is *asriel* as it gets

Explore the world through the eyes of emo-la. Who is obviously emo and her mum is ded. Illuminati confirmed GET REKT (do not take this book seriously)

Mama June tells baby lemon what life back in the 1800's was like. Deal wit it bitch.

It's a joke lol

Prepare to get angry.

Phoenix forgot to log off my laptop. Now this exists.

This is how to be a happy little land shark in this big big world.

A researcher, stuck in a world called "roadblocks? Roblox." Searching for the origins of robux

Ha get rekt

Karina, as a secretary, thought that her new boss would be rude because of rumors from the employees. She thought so, but when Karina was called, she didn't expect that her boss would be shy!

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli im back with more shinanegans

get roasted welcome to the everything book. how u got here? beats me. this book just might take u into the deepest depths of the internet. past the videos of cats and dogs being stupid. pics of hot anime boys. porn hub. kpop. jpop. pics of ugly jordans. and many other things. this book will take you to... the humor depths of the internet. so at least youll get a laugh out of this book. hopefully. im not that funny. well personally i think im funny. probably bc i laugh at my own jokes. y r u still reading this. this is too long. go read this book!! vote on it otherwise a crocodile will eat u at 2:30 am. gg. gl. hf. good day. and. good bai. for now.