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get roasted welcome to the everything book. how u got here? beats me. this book just might take u into the deepest depths of the internet. past the videos of cats and dogs being stupid. pics of hot anime boys. porn hub. kpop. jpop. pics of ugly jordans. and many other things. this book will take you to... the humor depths of the internet. so at least youll get a laugh out of this book. hopefully. im not that funny. well personally i think im funny. probably bc i laugh at my own jokes. y r u still reading this. this is too long. go read this book!! vote on it otherwise a crocodile will eat u at 2:30 am. gg. gl. hf. good day. and. good bai. for now.

Now, before you go judging this book, just read it. especially if you have ever considered hurting yourself in anyway. It is a fictional piece, however it will incorporate certain topics that are serious and I really have an opinion on. Ya see, I have had suicidal friends. A few for that matter, and I know what it's like to talk someone out of suicide. I know what being like that can do to you. And if this book can help at least one person, then I know i have made a real difference in someone's life. And I would be quite satisfied if the words of some girl online (me) could save a life. Because I know I probably don't know you, but I care. And if you ever want to talk to someone who will just listen and try to offer advice then you can private message me and I will be there. NOTE: THIS BOOK IS IN NO WAY SUPPORTING OR ROMANTICIZING SUICIDE OR SELF HATE. I AM SIMPLY HERE TO HELP PEOPLE IN A ROUGH SITUATION SO PLEASE NO HATE.

A book of comeback and roasts to say to people!!!!

Nala is our God she has been through too much to lose this war now. She and her gang of pussy cats will win

Just a few of my random OC's I made in the past

Jeremy-kun's wacky adventures continue where he somehow by the grace of God gets accepted into a 4-year college on a physical fitness scholarship. He didn't tell you in the first book but he actually LOVES science and he actually wants to be a personal trainer. Little does he know exactly what is in-store for him and his buddy pals.

Different characters with different backgrounds, personalities and stories to tell.

// a meek little girl and a strange boy with a crush. -also, ignore title, I was going for a different-ish plot when I made the cover (and i'm not abt to change it smh 😌).-

Sense nobody writes,bout Undertale this is *asriel* as it gets

For a certain someone

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Buckle your seat belts mother fuckers, cause you're about to witness the best rant book ever.

Heres Another ask book I don't own blue exorcist which makes me sad

This is how to be a happy little land shark in this big big world.

sophie vv dumb

Gir is sitting in a room with nothin to do what will he do now?...sneeze....poop....fart?....talk about cookies. Bug the crap out of Zim...