Getroasted Stories

This is where I spit straight fire at characters.

get roasted welcome to the everything book. how u got here? beats me. this book just might take u into the deepest depths of the internet. past the videos of cats and dogs being stupid. pics of hot anime boys. porn hub. kpop. jpop. pics of ugly jordans. and many other things. this book will take you to... the humor depths of the internet. so at least youll get a laugh out of this book. hopefully. im not that funny. well personally i think im funny. probably bc i laugh at my own jokes. y r u still reading this. this is too long. go read this book!! vote on it otherwise a crocodile will eat u at 2:30 am. gg. gl. hf. good day. and. good bai. for now.

random moments between *deez nuts* friends

For all your comeback needs

Umm....Read the title bitch. Sorry. Plz just read. Kinda terriable, kinda not. Two authors, Rhi and Lilly. Rhi = deprssion. Idk. NO UPERCASE LETTERS. You know its her when nothing is upercased. Lilly= wrote this desricpsion. Can't spell for the life of here. Rhi had to correct her every 5 seconds. Use's UPERCASE. You know its her when there's upercase letters. Both= Stressed, Depressed, and Emo Band Obbsessed.

(っ◔◡◔)っ "♥ reviews for the gays, by the gays ♥" I have traveled from across all corners of Wattpad trying to find a review shop that would take my story. I noticed that for some reason, there are many reviewers that really don't want to see LGBT content, and that ticked me off a bit because all I wanted was to get a review on my story, but I had trouble finding someone who was actually willing to give it a shot. What pissed me off even more is that LGBT content would be sectioned off with Mature content, and for some reason people were completely fine with explicit sex scenes but background gays was just 'too much' So now, I'm turning the tables and sending away the straights while only taking the gays! It's not that I have a problem with straight people because I *DON'T,* but I feel like if I take both, then I'm taking away reviews I could be giving to people who are not really able to get them. Sorry straight stories... but don't give up hope because there are many reviewers out there that will absolutely take you! With my reviews, I will give you two options to pick between-Nice (but still honest) or Brutal (complete honesty with enough sarcasm and burns to roast beef) ~~~ NOW HIRING!!! Are you a fellow author who loves to read and write queer stuff? Do you yearn for the opportunity to share your words of wisdom with others?? Do you enjoy roasting stories with love??? Oh boy, do I have the job for you! I'll still be the main reviewer, obvs, but I would love some help knocking reviews out of the way. I'll be holding interviews on Discord and Reddit, so if you're interested, reply on the application chapter :D