Historias de Ghastlybespoke

About the deaed man and especially Skulduggery Pleasant

They meet in the war. Two dead man who fall in love.... A love that burns so high, it consumes everything.. .. It consumes them. Until nothingh is left.

For one weekend in the war, Ghastly Bespoke disappeared with a pretty french girl, named Belle Auxier. But now the twin products of that weekend have found out that their father is alive and abandoned them. They're coming to turn his life into chaos.

valkyrie asks Skullduggery after one of the dead man and gets an unexpected story.

Ghastly and Erskine have a stormy conversation in the afterlife. TW: One F-bomb. Mentions of death and murder. (if you think there are more, plz say and ill add them)

Milo Eason younger brother of the last teleporter alive Fletcher Renn gets sucked into the adventures with detectives Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain in order to protect his brother and stop the dark gods from getting brought into the world how far will he go to protect the ones he cares for?

Haha, let's watch Fletcher die in a number of unusual and amusing accidents. Just some oneshots, some of which where Fletcher and Valkyrie are together, some where it's him and Stephanie, (massive spoiler alert!!), and in all of which our young English teleporter either dies or very nearly does! A Skulduggery Pleasant story; hope you enjoy- as always, I'm open to suggestions and corrections. :-3 *in progress, slow updates* Cover art by Jenniferstolzer

Just a really short story about Valkyrie :] Might post more later on

And She's The Good Guy...

When Valkyrie admits her feelings to Skulduggery he freezes because he cannot believe anyone would say that to him, he doesn't believe he is worth it. When he "wakes up" he realises that Valkyrie has ran away, she avoids his calls and everything that reminds her of him. He overhears Tanith mention that she has been calling her and "interrogates" her. She tells him that Valkyrie has been calling her for news. He gets to her in time to save her from something and they live happily ever after... Maybe...

Skulduggery Pleasant fanfiction of when the characters get married and their kids. AnD nObOdY dIeS!!! *Wraps Ghastly up in a protective blanket*

Locust Beacon is a young Arbiter from a universe where sorcerers and mortals co-exist. Things aren't what they seem, as people aren't who they are in our reality. But with prisoners escaping from a prison in the middle of the Sahara Desert, you'd think Locust would have enough to deal with. But now monsters and creatures from his world are being sent to another dimension, forcing him and his team to shunt and prevent unnecessary bloodshed.

School AU for Skulduggery Pleasant inspired by overlord-winter on Tumblr. Seriously, please go check them out. Their headcanons had me laughing for hours. Mostly crack, I have no clue what's going to happen but it will most definitely be chaotic. We'll see. The concept- SP characters at boarding school! No magic or anything, just their chaotic asses. Younger characters join later. For example, Val and Fletcher join in Year 9. Cover- I literally just googled "Roarhaven University" and that came up

Skulduggery Pleasant Fanfic Roseyln, Stephanie's adopted older sister's life was a perfectly normal, albeit, boring life. Until a skeleton came crashing through her door. Or well, her dead uncles door, Literally. Who new magic was real? and talking skeletons, and evil sorcerers plotting to destroy the world, and its up to Roselyn, her little sister Stephanie, and a dead? undead? detective skeleton to fix it. and... Well if you want to know more, you'll have to read to find out. All credits belong to Derek Landy ©All Rights Reserved

A short part of a fan fiction I wrote set in the time after TDOTL (The Dying of The Light), so if you've read the last Skulduggery Pleasant book you'll know what I'm on about, if you haven't read TDOTL yet, get a move on!! And if you haven't read any of the Skulduggery Pleasant series, go ahead and do just that --you won't regret it!

Read the untold story of the Sea Hag and other characters you know and love who don't get nearly enough page time. Yes everything I do is a joke. Enjoy.

**WARNING THIS STORY AND DESCRIPTION WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS OF DEATH BRINGER AND OTHER MORE RESENT BOOKS** Valkyrie froze. She wanted her Skulduggery back, she wanted the friend that she knew. But, she couldn't, she wouldn't deprive him of his life. Sure Skulduggery always said that the life of when he was living was behind him and Skulduggery never gave any indication that he wanted to have his flesh again. Skulduggery always said that he wasn't worthy. But this Skulduggery, he hadn't committed any crimes as Lord Vile. Valkyrie clenched her fists. She had no right to change Skulduggery back for her own purposes.

Nobody else made it so I did

Lil gc of Skulduggery Pleasant group, Ghastly x Tanith. Dexter x Saracen (bc there isn't enough of these and Saracen totally didn't die). Fletcher x Valkyrie. Maybe Bonechina if enough people like it. After Militss kills Coda Quell. ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO DEREK LANDY! GOD OF WRITING

Ghastly and Anton in between The War and the end of their lives. (Skulduggery Pleasant fic, Ghastly Bespoke/Anton Shudder, excuse the horrid slang as I'm not Irish)