Ghey Stories

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY even though im like a million days late which I feel horrible about but there's nothing i can do to fix that or the shitty writing but it's the thought that counts and I had a couple of thoughtful thoughts writing this so.. IT DIDN'T TURN OUT THE WAY I WANTED IT TO AND I CAN POINT OUT A MILLION THINGS I HATE ABOUT IT but it's okay because im hot kinda and i make sexy brownies and i'm like good at breathing?? you're a lucky person. ANYWAYS I love you baby, and you mean the world to me. nobody has ever made me feel like you do, and i want to spend the rest of my life with you. i hope i can be with you for the rest of my life, and if there's a life after that, i hope we can spend our days haunting homophobes or setting random buildings on fire or something symbolic like that. i'm not very good at this words/feelings thing like you are, even though i really wish i was, so i'm going to finish now, but i've prepared a violently disgusting but affectionate poem for you as a bonus: "you make me want to hammer my hand into a wall with six inch nails // you make me want to swim in a pool of snails // you make me want to sit in a bed of thorns // please dress up as a deer, and stab me with your horns" wow omg so cute 😘😜😳😏😈 IF I DIDN'T MAKE IT CLEAR THE FIRST TIME I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU MUAH ENJOY EVEN THOUGH YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE LAUGHING AT HOW BAD IT IS

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welcome to my mind

Very nsfw

the first time milo sees him in the old looking wash shop down the street; the second time, when he crouches down to watch a small frog; and the third time milo stumbles into his life. - a birthday project for lina

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So I found a fanfic generator so now they're going to go here

Will chamomile tea change two average peoples lives?