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When a college student, choked to death by pizza, wakes up, he finds himself the laughingstock of the exorcism world-a "Shadow Office" with 100% bad reviews, fooling clients with salt-sprinkling and massages, until he accidentally activates the "Demon Hunter Team APP."
Terrified of ghosts but forced to recruit a ghost-seeing middle schooler, an albino hottie possessed by a fierce ghost, and a resentful spirit in a flowerpot, he forms the most unreliable exorcism team in history.
"Salt is a spiritual skill, verbal attacks are ultimate moves-I'm really not a fraud!"
From haunted basements to cursed campuses, from midnight ghostly bells to thousand-year-old ghosts, Kane complains, "Whoever wants this lousy job can have it," while being chased like a headless chicken. His long-awaited cheat code arrives three months late, unlocking skills like "Bad Luck Constitution" and "Intermediate Inspiration" (with a ghost-attracting buff).
Pinned down by a fierce ghost, he finally realizes: the ultimate exorcism secret is to trick teammates into taking hits with smooth talk-and pray he survives till his next meal.