Zaxorad
A story I wrote when I was in 6th grade (2011), originally intended to make fun of storytelling in general with horrible vocabulary, hundreds of spelling errors, stupid cameos, and pointless plot. Join two guys on their quest to find the world's food. Standing in their way are many formidable foes, such as talking lamps, Giygas from Earthbound, Windows Tex-DEE, and the mythical beast, Bagel Fish-Car-Foot.
-IF people find this, and want the 2nd book, I'll put that one up-