Gingerbread Stories

rants, randomness, and the rest cover by @N-infamous

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄...

Merry Christmas!

Yeah the title

"This is Perfecto Prince Pizza. How may I be of assistance?" "Inferno Prawns what? Hold up. Your voice doesn't sound like a male one." "Of course it does not. Unless I have grown testicles overnight." ○ ○ ○ In which a frosty Xmas merges with a slice of pizza, creating the perfect combination, through one wrongly dialled number. ○ ○ ○ A pizza surely complements a Christmas dinner, the magic is only amplified, with love, laughter, happiness and a Christmas tree already decorated, plus a Yule log begging to be eaten.

Some story's are just false. This is Gunther's wacky adventure with maturity and coming to a conclusion about what familial love really is.

We all know the story of the little Gingerbread Man who ran away from his parents to see the world behind the walls of the oven. He meets multiple creatures who are drooling over his delicious frosting, but every single time he manages to escape. But when he meets an old and witty fox, his confidence, nativity, and lack of knowledge of the outside world cost him his precious sweet life. But what if we take this story and turn it into a short detective tale about a sleepy British town, where a little boy disappeared, and the only one who can solve this crime is an alcoholic and grumpy detective.

Everyone knows the story of Hansel and Gretel. Left alone in the woods by an evil stepmother, two helpless children stumble upon a gingerbread house in the woods. And everyone knows how the story of the witch that lives there unfolds. But what if the story you heard wasn't the actual story? What if the baker that lived in the small cottage in the woods was nothing more than a victim? What if the children were not Hansel and Gretel at all? This is the story of two siblings rotten to the core by greed and how one small found family survived them.

Love. Regrets. New Beginnings Katherine Rosales is head over heels in love with Liam Martinez, her husband. How can that be? Husband and wife yet it's as if a one sided love. Liam, a womanizer plus Kath, a loyal wife. How can they solve this love puzzle they have? Will they stay together of drift apart? Will she continue to pursue her love for Liam or will she regret being married to a womanizer?

Just a poem inspired by many things Christmas

gingerbread man inflation coming soon

Time will tell how much you mean to me. 6:36 PM

There was a gingerbread named Gingy. Gingy was very jealous of what other gingerbread people had. There were very many fox cops that looked for jealous gingerbread men. When they finally found them, they ate them. Gingy had to find a way to stay away from these foxes. So can she stay away from these sly foxes?