Giraffe Stories

Strip clubs and long necks lead to many things as big bois Sedric and Chad find new uses for their sticky blue tongues... An educational nature documentary about giraffe juices and vibrating forest leaves. Chad's big dick can cure many things but can it get rid of Geraldine, Sedric's brother who has an urging need to give anal to everything, including his own brother?

When Girfee is swallowed by a mysterious Void that has been randomly appearing and swallowing everybody, he is transported to a weird and uncertain place. He needs to escape, but how?

He opened the apartment door. Seeing Maka asleep on the couch he went over. "You know we didn't mean that right?" Soul asked. When she didn't answer, he rolled her over. What he expected was a couple of insults, a Maka chop, and then some sobbing. What happened, he didn't expect. Maka was lifeless. (All characters are not mine unless I make an OC. All pictures are not mine except the ones I specify. If you own a picture and want it taken down, please tell me! I only own the storyline. This is my first fanfic so I could use some helpful criticism.) As of April 13th, 2020, this story has been discontinued.

Old giraffe gets rammed by bus.

Spontaneous stories to fill your day with laughter! Animals, story characters, and crazy random goofiness! Warning: AwesomePossum1414 didn't write this story by herself. Her equally crazy friend helped and together they wrote the story one sentence each, back and forth, so be careful of the randomness.

A story based around the Steam Powered Giraffe song 'Go Spine Go'. This was one of two stories (the other being 'Still I Lay Beguiled) written to help my grandmother understand something SPG related. [Art Link ] https://dragon-flame13.deviantart.com/art/Go-Spine-Go-530703732

Emily is my Bestie and has been for 8 years

A lioness, a zebra, a giraffe and a hippo have spent their whole lives in blissful captivity until they find themselves stranded in the wild.

This is kinda a randomness book, but for all of the members of the Insaniacs crew. Our job is to entertain, so we will have hopefully entertaining chapters in here. Other than that, let the randomness begin.

A tale of the wild giraffe

One has to love this pairing... What? Oh you thought I was gonna summarize it for you? *laughs my ass off, whilst falling from my chair, utter amusement scrawled onto features* Nah. If you're interested, go right ahead. Otherwise, bugger off, my dearies.

The room had always been so small. So cramped. So tall. I always imagined the saying 'elephant in the room' too literally. I always said an elephant couldn't fit in my room. A giraffe could. ~~~~ 11 year old Marci has been living in a small space, knowing nothing much of the outside world. When she is released from the only home she's ever known, she struggles to live a normal life. Can she make it in the real world? Or will she be stuck in her small life forever?

Ole w is a photographer with a normal life, then it gets turned upside down when he bumps into buttercup at a coffee shop. He begins to obsess over the guy of his dreams.

Papyrus stares at the reader with his seemingly endless holes as eyes, mouth agape to scream in a slow fashion "A. A. A. A. A. A. A."

We all know that whatever higher being up there has made some questionable choices as to what creatures it created... but giraffes? In this, well whatever it is, you and I will delve into the mystery at the core... Why do giraffes exist?