Giraffe Stories

Ever wondered what colour a smurf turns when its being strangled? Me too ... but sadly I don't have the answer (yet). However, I do have my awesome-tastic method (if i do say so myself...) on How To Strangle A Giraffe and I would love you to read it *pouts adorably* Pretty Please?

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The thrilling tale of a giraffe called gerome who is helps rob banks. He's used to all of the drama of robbing like dodging the police and whatnot; but can he adjust to drama like new deaths, new life's, and even, new loves? Find out when you read this piece of shit

A girl and a boy fall in love. Seems normal right? Well, you're wrong. This was a different relationship for them. Some would call it a first love others would say first heartbreak. One day every relationship ends right? Well, at least that's what little Sicilia told herself. But who really know when a relationship is completely over or if it will ever end.

Lyra May is an 18-year-old girl with lung cancer and is desperate for a happy ending Daniel Seavey is a 19-year-old boy with a song in his heart who loves helping people with his music She's a ticking time bomb and he wants nothing more to help her. Just watch as help turns to love.

Poor Mrs. Smith

This is a motivational story article about learning how to get rid of those who bring you down and tell you what you should be interested in.

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Abby found a bracelet that gives her a mark that gives her the power to shapeshift and summon all kinds of animals. She must learn to control her new power and keep it a secret. She receives help from her BF Naomi, who can also shapeshift into other animals. But when ex-FBI agents and scientists catch wind their power. They embarked on a journey around the world to understand their powers, meet new friends, and avoid being captured. Will they be able to protect each other and keep their powers? I don't own Grossology.

Why does he have no neck? Does he become happy? Does he defeat Thanos? Find out as you travel through this amazing story about how Thanos and a muscular giraffe with no neck fight!

Viv rides here bike to Hannafords to pick up a cake and a couple of other thing for her daddy's surprise party. On Viv's way to the store, she sees the strangest thing in here life!!! A giraffe. She comes hime with it and here parents say she can have it. Do they know something? Gerry the Giraffe is playful and friendly.

The room had always been so small. So cramped. So tall. I always imagined the saying 'elephant in the room' too literally. I always said an elephant couldn't fit in my room. A giraffe could. ~~~~ 11 year old Marci has been living in a small space, knowing nothing much of the outside world. When she is released from the only home she's ever known, she struggles to live a normal life. Can she make it in the real world? Or will she be stuck in her small life forever?

Have you ever had the feeling that your boyfriend is wanting to break up with you? Or he just doesn't want you anymore, losing interest? And to add to that theory, a new attractive guys moves into town. You are loved by your whole school, and you're known well by all of them, but don't know what to do. Plus, you can be a bit of a rebel.. This is describing the all-of-a-sudden life of Jo Kenndall.

A hilarious story of a giraffe's fatness revealed. *****-Great story.

My entries for random contests! :D

In rural Ireland, there once lived a gay sensei, he lived as an outcast who was isolated from the rest of Ireland, and he gardened potatoes to eat. He was out one sunny Irish evening tending to his Irish spuds when he heard a loud humming. He looked up to the heavens and saw the descending of a flying metal bottle of ale. It was crashed in the nearby woodland in which the sensei lived alone. He chased it down and found the remnants of the scorched starship. He noticed something shining, as bright as a pot of reflecting, precious gold. It was the buckle of a small, green hat, with antennae; and something jumped out of the scorched hull!

This is a bunch of my weird and funny poems.

The title pretty much explains this short IDKhow story.