Girldefined Stories

Find out what happens when nice Christian gorl meets the vape god Matty Smokes

david (on the right) and justin (on the left) are married to two extremely conservative, christian women (kaitlin bennett and bethany from girl defined). but what happens when david and justin are left alone together, face to face with their true feelings? read and find out. 💛💛💛

My name is Syphilis Infinitree. I was just an average girl, until I met Alec Ryder. Alec Ryder was the hot bad boy at my school. His skin the colour of eggshells, and his lips looked just like dry ham. His hair was the colour of chicken faeces, and he often ran his fingers through the gelled hair, the texture like badly made bread dough. He was so hot. But, I didn't like him, because he was a bad boy, and bad boys were not my type. (Yes, this book is satire.)

Okay well since it's been a year and since we're in quarantine I thought I'd come back and write another cursed story. This story is about Peppa pig's life after her show got cancelled.

Bethany is about to get married and is apprehensive about her first kiss (she waited until marriage, obviously) and is afraid of the judgement of God but good sister Kristin helps relieve her fears, or does she?

So for some reason this doesn't already exist so I decided to make it exist because my life really is that sad Just in case anyone didn't already realise, this is a joke

I know it's not 2019 and we're not making fun of Girl Defined anymore BUT I found something I wrote 2022 AND OH MY GOD? Had to dump it here.

Here I will upload, the collection of Girl defined blogs about Godly Relationships !!

Bacon covered that Vegan Teacher(Kadie Karen) meets hipless Sister Cindy and they instantly fall in love. There is however a villain in this story, three to be specific. They're the one horned 6'1 giant sisters, and the mysterious opera monster who everyone despises. This all happens while Jay Wah Peeh oppar is hustling day and night to find and castrate Oli oppar.