Give-me-ideas Stories

Ok so this is me complaining about little things. THIS IS A JOKE BtW!! A JOKE!! I do not want to offend anyone that is weird enough to read this. :) Oh and if anyone can see this and read the things i hate that is happening to me.. vent. If u want -._-. <3 idk. And i do see this as my original work cause-- who the heck would write this kinda chnitsel?? oh and the picture for the cover of the book... i took that... im so sorry.