Dinogoer
War Journal:
Something trapped itself on my coat while I was buying rations. A strange creature, not like any hallucination I had before. Yellow, smiley, a contrast to the dimness of my home. Is this a being with meaning? Or does it mean to harm me with an infection? I'll have to keep a lookout.. but for now, I'll keep it. Best to have it within my sight.
Or, in other terms, Postal dude 1997 accidentally kidnaps a giggler