Glutes قصص

This is mostly just a collection of poems and the occasional rant but some parts may just be fun facts about me. It's mostly filled with the randomness that is me.

Once upon a time, Captain America was on a mission to stop a group of villains from attacking a city. As he fought the bad guys, his trusty shield was thrown across the battlefield and out of reach. But Captain America was not one to give up easily. He knew that his shield was his greatest weapon and he had to get it back. So, he quickly came up with a plan. He focused all of his strength into his glutes and propelled himself towards his shield. As he flew through the air, he twisted his body and positioned his butt cheeks to catch the shield. To everyone's surprise, Captain America successfully caught the shield with his butt cheeks and landed on the ground. The villains were stunned, and Captain America quickly regained his footing and used the shield to defeat the bad guys. The city was saved and Captain America was hailed as a hero once again. He had used his quick thinking and his powerful glutes to save the day. From that day on, Captain America's butt cheek catch became legendary and a new way of using shield in battles was born. The end of the story, Captain America had once again saved the day using his quick thinking and adaptability in battle, showing that a true hero never gives up and always finds a way to overcome the obstacles.

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It's not just an ordinary workout guide, it's THE WORKOUT GUIDE FOR FIRM AND BUILT QUADS AND GLUTES. 💪

Percy falls off the rock wall and jason is the only one who can save him. What happens next may shock you! • • • *very short and purposely written badly*

Just some workouts that I am currently going to work on. This will be updated everytime I update my workouts!

if you don't get the reference, just go watch reacting to emo bands 34 by crankthatfrank. you are so welcome.

That Time I Consumed A Lot of Creatine to Rizz up My Reptilian Senpai-Chan. It's in the title, duh!!