God-is-silly Stories

John notices a new domain, after a not so long moment of contemplating he decides to investigate. Expendable tripped and fell inside a pit, not because it forgot you died from that, Sebastian, but because its flashlight didn't work. For some reason Sebastian wasn't there to mock it, but a crescent moon was there to greet it instead? Tourist had just died, because he was too fascinated by a new looking painting that showed up in the hotel, to rush and started a new run. It was getting a bit boring if they were completely honest. Now why were there two randos in the first room? -------------' He/him for John it/its for expendable he/they for tourist