Goddamit Stories

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I'm a BIG writing nerd and I find lots of stories that could have lots of potential as a good read but unfortunately the plot is covered and hidden away by the author's bad story telling skills... In here you will find useful techniques to make your stories easier to understand and read. By the way, I'm no professional so don't expect this story to be professional! Also expect me to be harsh and maybe offensive in how I word things, but can you blame me? Have you seen some of the worst stories on here and how incoherent they are? Also! Also! Mild swearing. Might take a while for chapters to be updated and some might be short because I will need to be exposed to certain bad writing for me to rant about it here but feel free to rant about your own experiences in the comments!

Someone else probably did this but I want a place to save incorrect quotes from tumblr because I dont have tumblr at all. In case I didnt tell you this is from tumblr-

*He didn't care that she's some bimbo She didn't care that he's the smart assed here* *He also didn't care that she's a freak sometimes She didn't care about him being the (hard to get)* *He doesn't want her yet he really does She just wanted to be friends yet more than that* *He cares for her She cares for him* *There are sometimes misunderstandings So how bout some mendings?* ********* Find out how THESE TWO IDIOTS crossed paths and did NOT Let Go??? We'll see. *Wink wink*

Y/N Scorpio has ended up in Ouran Academy and what do you know she ended up in music room #3. Now she's being a host because the host club needs a replacement after Haruhi's, nevermind! So how is she supposed to be a host when; 1. It's gay (to her at least) 2. Someone won't stop flirting with her

More Poetry... would ya look at that