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  • Untapped Potential: his greatest disappointment. by Fictionalwhore36
    Fictionalwhore36
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    For their entire life, Reginald had preached upon preached that they all had enormous potential; Klaus got the brunt of it. Luther would get a firm slap on the back, Allison would get some definite praise, Five would be told that he was a gifted mind, Diego was told that he was getting better, Ben would get a gift, and Klaus... Klaus would get a lecture. They all got told they had potential, but Klaus was the only one who was ever told he was a disappointment because he couldn't reach it- because it was supposedly greater than he could imagine. Or~ (an exert from ch. 14) "Klaus's eyes went a bright- electric blue as he raised from his seat, his chest struggling forward and his arms spread wide as his body was wracked with tremors. His breathing grew more and more frazzled as soft blue light trails wafted elegantly into Klaus's arms, saturating his veins. Every trail they took would burn a majestic azure before it all halted- completely. The world seemed to darken as the sun moved outside, the room growing dim. Klaus collapsed to the ground with a clamorous thud." *CHAPTER 1 IS UPDATED/EDITED. IF YOU CLICKED ON THIS STORY AND HATED THE FIRST CHAPTER, GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE PLS*
  • Random Tales by WaxHeartz
    WaxHeartz
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    I HAD TO MAKE ANOTHER BOOK BECAUSE THE OTHER ONE DISAPPEARED AAAAAAAA-
  • Oneshot book 3..... Jesus Christ. by The-safeword-is-Bird
    The-safeword-is-Bird
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    Haha. We are back to this again, different reason but back to it. Let's hope I make 200 chapters again!
  • The Marcus Book by MarcusTheMarcus
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    A book about Marcus (me)
  • How to Handle Social Inclinations by expectopatronus_
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    [BEING REVISED/COMPLETED] REVISED 16TH EDITION: A comprehensive recollection of all the things hazardous in the Phlegmatic and Neurotic Sapphire Mazes life, currently: 1) An unending loathing of all teenage-kind, despite being one herself. 2) The irresponsible but often (questionably) well-meaning older sister. 3 )A persnickety mother with almost functionable obsessive compulsive disorder. 4) The ghost of Frank Sinatra is actually haunting her. No joke. And he won't stop playing his own songs. 5) Her family's penchant for death. 6) A bad personal history with mental illness (re: neurotic). 7) Words that she cannot say and fears she cannot express. And yet, as if these things aren't harming enough, life forgos the lemons and throws watermelons by letting her come into acquaintance with the tactlessly sarcastic Tristan Mitchell; a boy of which who brings along with over-the-top gingers and eight-year-old philosophers that all put roadblocks in Sapphire's self-inflicted solitude, forcing her to feel a lot more feelings than she's comfortable with. (Featuring but not limited to: the ghost of Frank Sinatra, fajitas, dead people, demon claws, fiends, the ghost of Frank Sinatra, some lesbians, more than one redhead, a white person(s), Jesus Christ, fourth-wall breaks, an [annoyingly] conscious narrator, the ghost of Frank Sinatra, and more!)
  • Your Favorite Host! by IndiaMcHenry4
    IndiaMcHenry4
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    A weird UnderFell sans ends up hosting Fresh, Error, and many others. And by "a weird UnderFell sans" I mean a dumbass that got thrown into a fell sanses body with highschool humor and no sense of safety.
  • Cringe ass story ideas by Sophiaa_sqqqqq
    Sophiaa_sqqqqq
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    All of these story things are by ai. The notes at the end are me.
  • The Fuckening by Th3Fuckening
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    A bunch of teens meet their old and current crushes at the same time! Chaos, romance, drama, and humor ensue!! Be sure to tag along to see people you would never think a person could crush on be fucked! Sexy beasts like Michael Afton tempting you like a cat is surely enough to make you read this shit right?
  • Gone from this place, but together. (A Trophloon fic) by TOPYLIKER23
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    Trophy decides that he's had enough and leaves Oj hotel for good, while leaving, he sees Balloon, and decides to travel with him in his car.
  • Now he's even worse by Karolwithaknotac
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    GOD DAMNIT
  • Just Say Hi by IeoChar
    IeoChar
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    "Go, just say hi!" My best friend whisper shouted and pushed me towards HIM. I planted my feet firmly on the ground and pushed back, winning. "No! I can't, it's not that simple," I growled. Everyday this kid tries to get me to talk to him. "How do you get more simple than hi!? Or hello?" He turned his foot and pushed harder. The ground was slipping from beneath my soles. At least he hadn't seen the little comotion over here. "It's complicated, just give it up!" I turned 180 and twisted out of his range. I bolted silently from the cafeteria to the girls bathroom, where he couldn't get in. I locked myself in one of the stalls, exhausted. My phone started blowing up with texts from my best friend... Most were the usual "Why won't you talk to him??" or rather intense rants with strong language and furious emojis. Why won't he understand that's it's not that simple. I can't just say hi to my crush I haven't talked to him in three years!!
  • chloe's BETTER mb/s (or journal?) by natoruthecat
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    the old one sucked haha
  • My fucking mess of a life by RayaneMargad
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    Hey... so yes you're about to read my life and it's gonna come clear real soon that it ain't a fucking normal one. So first chapter is going to be the boring introduction stuff and then the more we go on the more fucked we gonna get. So hop on the fucking ride and goddamn enjoy it cause i sure did not and it would be too fucking bad for it to only not be enjoyed. Also put it in the humour category 'cause my life's a fucking joke. Useless disclaimer: you may have noticed this is going to be mature content and contain some « language » so yeah don't tell your parents if you have some.
  • Eyes by mrs_hallehoran
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  • My goddamn story by zainshah12
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    I like
  • Daily History notes because I need somewhere to put it. by Eruthehimbug
    Eruthehimbug
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    updated every weekday with notes from history class unless I have a test fuckin- I refuse to keep a notebook for a god damn online class
  • Honest Torture by Huskality
    Huskality
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    [TW- GORE] Alex lives with his best friend, Jackie. Things don't go well. People die.
  • GRRR ARF ARF WOOF WOOF by layne_xeon
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    I'm sorry I should be making this aesthetic but I seriously don't have the fucking time right now, nor am I in the mental state so take it or fucking leave it😞 🔏 - angst chapter 🍋 - we all know what this means... 👾 - crackhead energy🥵😍 ☁️ - fluff chapter 💮 - me being a complete dumbass and falling in love....again..., YAYAYAYAY NOW YOU KNOW UR WAY AROUND🥰 So let's actually put this into context: My name is nagisa layne and I am a crackhead. I dont know who gave me the courage, but I am making a book. A random book. That is scattered all over the place. In this book you will be seeing my vents, my rants, my romantic life kinda like a diary. And I don't really know why im doing this, but it's nice to know that people are actually reading this. My life is so screwed up right now but...this might help :)
  • About Me by MissyTrickyMustache
    MissyTrickyMustache
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    So... it would seem that my first about me thing has been deleted (as far as I can see) so I made a new one 'cause I just got tagged in something (whoo!). Enjoy!