Godsbehavingbadly Stories

The Odyssey, but everyone has Wi-Fi and zero emotional regulation. Troy is over. The groupchats are not. Follow Odysseus, his exhausted crew, and a panel of messy gods as a ten-year journey home unfolds through group chats, pinned messages, deleted texts, and divine side-eye. Monsters get added. Gods subtweet. Men refuse to log off. Faithful to Homer. Unfaithful to silence.