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Fed up with the fact My Immortal seems kinda incomplete and want some more of it? Don't worry, we've got you covered, perhaps with an ending and all, in the style of Tara Gilesbie. MCR ROX! Formerly known as The Long-Lost My Immortal Sequel You Didn't Ask For

Before she was a bestselling novelist and an English professor, Clara Moore was only known as the author of the Internet's worst fanfiction, a history that she'd rather forget. But now that the CIA wants her to write more fanfiction to be used for dubious purposes, Clara is forced to confront the demons of her past.

I love to read it, so I decided to make a book dedicated to all the funny parts.

My response to the train wreck that is: My Immortal. I might even try to point out some of its good bits. Yeah, this should be fun. Please do not read if you believe that; My Immortal is the best thing to ever happen to mankind; sarcasm offends you; you have delicate disposition; or you are Tara Gilesbie. On second thoughts, please read if you are Tara Gilesbie. Maybe I can make a difference, somehow.

The first thing you need to know. If your a prep, get out. The goth club, a group of teenagers who praise lord satan and would prefer a stake to the heart than to wear actual colour, don't know what hit them. When Jericho, a previously lame sidekick goth becomes a vampire the group dynamic takes a nose dive. But something's happening. Can they deal with it? And most importantly... Are they really posers? --- Each chapter rotates between being written by one of three... Not goths. Fangs (gettit cuz I'm goffik) 4 readin

IF YOURE A PREP FUK OFFFF!!!!1!?111!!!!1

A.N.: h3llo mmai fanes ♡♡♡♡♡ th1s iz my forst fanfice on theis site & 1m sso excitedeeed 2 shabre it Th3 storie: a magecal catgurl katana kungfu karat3 senseis, Sakura Sumimasen-senseii, iz teh legenedary rocksturr & savior in moricho. Affter attockingg Samuraie Kiran Yoshikongen, & freejngg moricho from kirrel queem, she became lengend. She retrurn onne feteful nighte & finde jobuke in moricho, hher fellowe trainnee at the Temple Of Kawaii in mmountain, whos now emo & goffik like hher. Sakure realiased tthat warrior catgurlz r gojngb to attecke moricho with samurai kiran as leadur & now shes traininbg witb jobuke 2 fight him.

When Russian spy Buboski is sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry he must dawn a disguise and become American Dark'ness Dementia Red White Blue a goffik 17 year old female student at Hogwarts. He will meet friends such as Diabolo, Drakko, and Vrompire Potter, but America will not only have friends there will be those who wish to hurt him like Albert Dumblydore, a preppy old man poser, Snap, Lumkin, and worst of all Voldemont an evil wizard trying to to get Buboski to kill Vrompire. This is a satire mocking of My Immortal a beautiful fan fiction created by Tara Gilesbie if you somehow haven't read it already I suggest you do so.

chek da buk.... 4 goffiks und emos not 4 posrs and prepz

so basically this is just my immortal but I tried my best to rewrite it

Warning: The following work you are about to see contains the edgy ramblings of Rufus T Firefly. READER DISCRETION IS HIGHLY ADVISED!

Hi my name is Katniss Morticia Venpox Anorexia Everdeen. Im a girl from district 12 in Panem and dis is da story of how I won the hunger games.

Da goffs haf 2 fite 2 da deth.

you have to read to find out XD

EXPSOMNG DOS PREPS!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!2!2!

When susie, the school pre(!!1!!!) finds out that the goff squad is planning yo escape to go to an MCR concert. She'll stop at nothing ro get them in trouble.

My friend wrote this, it's a joke lol. 5sos decided to buy u because u r HAWT!!!!!1!!! anyway, enjoy.

Dis da stery abuut sin thing