Goffik Stories

Hi my name is Katniss Morticia Venpox Anorexia Everdeen. Im a girl from district 12 in Panem and dis is da story of how I won the hunger games.

A.N.: h3llo mmai fanes ♡♡♡♡♡ th1s iz my forst fanfice on theis site & 1m sso excitedeeed 2 shabre it Th3 storie: a magecal catgurl katana kungfu karat3 senseis, Sakura S...

Fed up with the fact My Immortal seems kinda incomplete and want some more of it? Don't worry, we've got you covered, perhaps with an ending and all, in the style of Tar...

When susie, the school pre(!!1!!!) finds out that the goff squad is planning yo escape to go to an MCR concert. She'll stop at nothing ro get them in trouble.

I love to read it, so I decided to make a book dedicated to all the funny parts.

The first thing you need to know. If your a prep, get out. The goth club, a group of teenagers who praise lord satan and would prefer a stake to the heart than to wear a...

My response to the train wreck that is: My Immortal. I might even try to point out some of its good bits. Yeah, this should be fun. Please do not read if you believe tha...

chek da buk.... 4 goffiks und emos not 4 posrs and prepz

Warning: The following work you are about to see contains the edgy ramblings of Rufus T Firefly. READER DISCRETION IS HIGHLY ADVISED!

Me commenting on the infamously bad fanfic that spread laughter, head-aches, and other joys all around. Expect almost every sentence to be commented on. Ladies and gentl...

skyler bloodheart is best fiernds with billie hargroove adn they both go to hawkins high school. skyler wants to help billie get withbdat total hotty steve haringbun, bu...

Dis da stery abuut sin thing

Da goffs haf 2 fite 2 da deth.

Before she was a bestselling novelist and an English professor, Clara Moore was only known as the author of the Internet's worst fanfiction, a history that she'd rather...

My friend wrote this, it's a joke lol. 5sos decided to buy u because u r HAWT!!!!!1!!! anyway, enjoy.

IF YOURE A PREP FUK OFFFF!!!!1!?111!!!!1

When Russian spy Buboski is sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry he must dawn a disguise and become American Dark'ness Dementia Red White Blue a goffik 17...

This is a joke writing contest one of my friends and I decided to do Inspired by the worst (best) fanfic of all times, my immortal luv u norl, this is for u <333 (TW...

so basically this is just my immortal but I tried my best to rewrite it

EXPSOMNG DOS PREPS!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!2!2!