Goffik Histoires

Fed up with the fact My Immortal seems kinda incomplete and want some more of it? Don't worry, we've got you covered, perhaps with an ending and all, in the style of Tara Gilesbie. MCR ROX! Formerly known as The Long-Lost My Immortal Sequel You Didn't Ask For

Dis da stery abuut sin thing

Before she was a bestselling novelist and an English professor, Clara Moore was only known as the author of the Internet's worst fanfiction, a history that she'd rather forget. But now that the CIA wants her to write more fanfiction to be used for dubious purposes, Clara is forced to confront the demons of her past.

My thoughts when I was reading the infamous bad fanfic "My Immortal" by Tara Gilesbie.

When Russian spy Buboski is sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry he must dawn a disguise and become American Dark'ness Dementia Red White Blue a goffik 17 year old female student at Hogwarts. He will meet friends such as Diabolo, Drakko, and Vrompire Potter, but America will not only have friends there will be those who wish to hurt him like Albert Dumblydore, a preppy old man poser, Snap, Lumkin, and worst of all Voldemont an evil wizard trying to to get Buboski to kill Vrompire. This is a satire mocking of My Immortal a beautiful fan fiction created by Tara Gilesbie if you somehow haven't read it already I suggest you do so.

Hi my name is Katniss Morticia Venpox Anorexia Everdeen. Im a girl from district 12 in Panem and dis is da story of how I won the hunger games.

My friend wrote this, it's a joke lol. 5sos decided to buy u because u r HAWT!!!!!1!!! anyway, enjoy.

I love to read it, so I decided to make a book dedicated to all the funny parts.

Da goffs haf 2 fite 2 da deth.

Me commenting on the infamously bad fanfic that spread laughter, head-aches, and other joys all around. Expect almost every sentence to be commented on. Ladies and gentleman; Goffs and prepz... Yet another my immortal commentary that graces the internet. Also posted on quotev and fanfiction.net

EXPSOMNG DOS PREPS!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!2!2!

My response to the train wreck that is: My Immortal. I might even try to point out some of its good bits. Yeah, this should be fun. Please do not read if you believe that; My Immortal is the best thing to ever happen to mankind; sarcasm offends you; you have delicate disposition; or you are Tara Gilesbie. On second thoughts, please read if you are Tara Gilesbie. Maybe I can make a difference, somehow.

IF YOURE A PREP FUK OFFFF!!!!1!?111!!!!1

chek da buk.... 4 goffiks und emos not 4 posrs and prepz

so basically this is just my immortal but I tried my best to rewrite it

A.N.: h3llo mmai fanes ♡♡♡♡♡ th1s iz my forst fanfice on theis site & 1m sso excitedeeed 2 shabre it Th3 storie: a magecal catgurl katana kungfu karat3 senseis, Sakura Sumimasen-senseii, iz teh legenedary rocksturr & savior in moricho. Affter attockingg Samuraie Kiran Yoshikongen, & freejngg moricho from kirrel queem, she became lengend. She retrurn onne feteful nighte & finde jobuke in moricho, hher fellowe trainnee at the Temple Of Kawaii in mmountain, whos now emo & goffik like hher. Sakure realiased tthat warrior catgurlz r gojngb to attecke moricho with samurai kiran as leadur & now shes traininbg witb jobuke 2 fight him.

skyler bloodheart is best fiernds with billie hargroove adn they both go to hawkins high school. skyler wants to help billie get withbdat total hotty steve haringbun, but its not as easy as it seem's. can she get billie and steve together?? or will she fail and dey will be forever along??

Warning: The following work you are about to see contains the edgy ramblings of Rufus T Firefly. READER DISCRETION IS HIGHLY ADVISED!